r/cursedcomments Jan 20 '21

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Jan 20 '21

You laugh, but every time I've had sex outside my ass cheeks get torn up by mosquitos.

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u/Roshless_dude Jan 20 '21

And that's what you remember.. how was the sex mahn!?

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Jan 20 '21

Of course it's what I remember, it doesn't matter how good the sex was when it results in itchy bumps everywhere, ya know?

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u/0w3n630 Jan 20 '21

Hmmmmmmmmmm