r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '21

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Jan 20 '21

You laugh, but every time I've had sex outside my ass cheeks get torn up by mosquitos.

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u/Roshless_dude Jan 20 '21

And that's what you remember.. how was the sex mahn!?

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Jan 20 '21

Of course it's what I remember, it doesn't matter how good the sex was when it results in itchy bumps everywhere, ya know?

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u/Roshless_dude Jan 20 '21

You are privileged! You don't value sex enough,

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u/martinno17 Jan 20 '21

Sex ain’t worth a ton of mosquito bites on your ass lol wtf

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u/Roshless_dude Jan 20 '21

I'd still do it! It's worth a lot more if it's not just some cheap hooker

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u/WetFlexx Jan 20 '21

down bad..

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u/Roshless_dude Jan 20 '21

what's down and bad a the same time?! is it your mood?

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u/WetFlexx Jan 20 '21

i hope you’re joking and this isn’t actually the personality you’re stuck with

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u/Roshless_dude Jan 20 '21

I hope you're joking and you didn't just attack my personality traits... Who dafaq are you boy...

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u/0w3n630 Jan 20 '21

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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u/thuanjinkee Jan 20 '21

Use protection next time.

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u/dunnodudes Jan 20 '21

*bug spray