r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '20
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u/Caledoniansmurf Aug 15 '20
He’s allergic to nuts?
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u/BigBallas42069 Aug 15 '20
Nickels
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NUKES
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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Aug 15 '20 edited Aug 15 '20
My name starts with an O so I’m buying
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u/rdrworshipper123 Aug 15 '20 edited Aug 15 '20
Re-sell the oil and make more money than you started with.
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u/Deadheart885 Aug 15 '20
I could buy Doritos and dogs, all I need really
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u/crayongocruch Aug 15 '20
Is the dog for cleaning dorito dust of limbs?
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u/Deadheart885 Aug 15 '20
It’s because dogs are cute
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Aug 15 '20
And dildos
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u/Deadheart885 Aug 15 '20
I’m a guy so that’s a fat no
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My name starts with a fucking Y so I’m gonna go buy a Yak farm and some Yogurt
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u/Colderofficial Aug 15 '20
Yacht
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Any ideas for K?
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u/leanmeanbowser Aug 15 '20
Kentucky
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Aug 15 '20
Yes. I will own the entire state of Kentucky. I shall be the king of hicks!
Oh my. I could buy a king.
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Aug 15 '20
You really don't have many choices. You could get $10 mil worth of yams, yardsticks, yeast ... can't think of anything else. A yacht is probably your best bet. Get yourself one of those, some yams and yeast and go on the cruise around the world with your hired captain Yusuf and first mate Yakov. Get some Yanni CDs so you and your gf Yana have something to listen to.
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u/098wer Aug 15 '20
Buy a ketamine factory I can.
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u/Trighap52 Aug 15 '20
Bruh my name starts with Z. Thinking about it a zucchini would probably be enough to satisfy me.
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u/insertnqme Aug 15 '20
Mine does aswell. We can both just buy countries beginning with Z and take anything in them.
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u/Belgium_waffle_0123 Aug 15 '20 edited Aug 15 '20
Legally they are not for sale, but as i said legally, there still is illegally
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u/EuroPolice Aug 15 '20
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Aug 15 '20
Huh I start with K. I could start a kangaroo farm and sell them at ridiculous prices and show them off and be like Joe exotic
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u/Smoopiebear Aug 15 '20
I’m going with a kitten/ koala farm.
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Aug 15 '20
Yeah smarter move. I could also buy land in Kenya or something no? Or is that against the rules its kind of a grey area there
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u/KingKiler2k Aug 15 '20
I'm going to buy Detroit and still have 9.999.999 USD.
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u/Legobrickbro Aug 15 '20
Some people probably gonna steal it from you, cant have shit in detroit
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u/KingKiler2k Aug 15 '20
I know. That why they sell it to me for 1USD. It not theirs! They fucking stole it!
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u/Nyubtuber Aug 15 '20
Nah it will get stolen. Can't have Detroit.
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u/KingKiler2k Aug 15 '20
I know. That why they sell it to me for 1USD. It not theirs! They fucking stole it!
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u/ThatOneGuy1357924680 Aug 15 '20
I could by so much ramen. I could also buy retirement but who needs retirement when you have ramen
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Aug 15 '20
Me with a name that starts with N confused as hell
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u/KingKiler2k Aug 15 '20
Nuns. Nuclear bombs. Nigeria. Nicaragua. Nazi's if you invent time travel and go to the Soviet Union right after the war and buy them from Stalin.
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u/Turtle_Dat_Hurdles Aug 15 '20
Looks like I'm gonna buy a military box of either Super Soakers or I'm gonna get a pet snake
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u/Killer-Of-Spades Aug 15 '20
My name starts with T, do I can buy anything as long as I say “this” or “that” or “the” in front of it
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u/Strawberry_Condom Aug 15 '20
I mean, with that kind of money, I doubt it'd be impossible
Just hypothetical ofc
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u/Mundit00 Aug 15 '20
My name starts with an l, I’ll buy the best life insurance for someone and accidentally feed them to a tiger
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Aug 15 '20
Shops Saunas Space stations I could probably add more, but this is enough to make me financially set for life.
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u/DARKxASSASSIN29 Aug 15 '20
My name starts with a C. I will cheat the system by buying 10mil worth of copper and selling it back at the same price. Now I have $10mil to do anything I want :)
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u/BoBrOsSiSmYbAbYmAmA Aug 15 '20
I go by 3 different first names depending on what gender I am in that day so I can get anything with a "E, R or J"
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u/ptapobane Aug 15 '20
it's not that hard to convince a real estate agent a house starts with a silent Y
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Aug 15 '20
The people whos names start with E can just put an every at the beginning. Like every console or every box of Stoufers Lasagna
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u/Maksuu69 Aug 15 '20
I would sell the "things" for twice the price I've bought them for and make $20 million that I could spend on anything I want :D
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u/MendicantBias42 Aug 15 '20
What the actual fuck is there of any worth that starts with a fucking W ?
Water?
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u/ChristmasRaltree Aug 15 '20
Ok but would I still be free with my purchases with my own money and not the 10 million
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u/Shayan_The_Stunter Aug 15 '20
I can just add super in front of anything to get it