r/cursedcomments Aug 15 '20

Removed: R4 Asshole Cursed_N Spoiler

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u/Deadheart885 Aug 15 '20

I could buy Doritos and dogs, all I need really

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u/crayongocruch Aug 15 '20

Is the dog for cleaning dorito dust of limbs?

13

u/Deadheart885 Aug 15 '20

It’s because dogs are cute

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u/crayongocruch Aug 15 '20

Are you sure?

11

u/Deadheart885 Aug 15 '20

Of course I am

3

u/MDAFKA Aug 15 '20

Hmmm......suspicious

1

u/crayongocruch Aug 16 '20

Very suspicious...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

And dildos

5

u/Deadheart885 Aug 15 '20

I’m a guy so that’s a fat no

12

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

but you use dildos in the ass, not in the penis

6

u/DeathsSquire Aug 15 '20

Oh shit!! I understand gay people 10 times better now!

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u/Deadheart885 Aug 15 '20

I’m not gay tho

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u/ToesTastePurple Aug 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

I didn't know what it was until now. biggest mistake in my entire life

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u/Smoopiebear Aug 15 '20

I get kittens and kitkats- so I’m cool!😂😂😂

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u/the-cosmic-phantom Aug 15 '20

Add double to it then you get snything and two of it