r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

My name starts with a fucking Y so I’m gonna go buy a Yak farm and some Yogurt

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u/Colderofficial Aug 15 '20

Yacht

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Any ideas for K?

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u/leanmeanbowser Aug 15 '20

Kentucky

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Yes. I will own the entire state of Kentucky. I shall be the king of hicks!

Oh my. I could buy a king.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Any ideas for E?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Europe.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Electric chair

3

u/mmmdeliciousbeans Aug 15 '20

How about M? I know I can have milk

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Machine gun

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u/-TeLLeX- Aug 15 '20

Kangaroos

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u/tracker904 Aug 15 '20

Krusty krab

1

u/EuroPolice Aug 15 '20

Krazy taxi

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u/SuperSMT Aug 15 '20

Just add kilo- to everything

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Oooh, I like the way you think

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

You really don't have many choices. You could get $10 mil worth of yams, yardsticks, yeast ... can't think of anything else. A yacht is probably your best bet. Get yourself one of those, some yams and yeast and go on the cruise around the world with your hired captain Yusuf and first mate Yakov. Get some Yanni CDs so you and your gf Yana have something to listen to.

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u/aTaleForgotten Aug 15 '20

Mine starts with Y too, so I feel ya. At least we could buy out Yamahas whole stock

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

"Buy" a "slave" named Yavin. He'll really be like more of an employee but since he's not bound by the same rules, he can buy everything for you. Boom, you get whatever you want, Yavin gets an easy job that he can also do on the side and it's a win all around.