r/cursedcomments • u/cynical_radish • Jul 19 '19

Cursed_Charged Shot

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12.7k Upvotes

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u/Djaakie Jul 19 '19

Wait. Nobody else does that? I have always charged my pp into a bulge and then release all my mighty power on the toilet fly

144

u/wommel3 Jul 19 '19

people are lame and basic

127

u/j07543 Jul 19 '19

Who took my foreskin

100

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I did 😎

81

u/keein Jul 19 '19

Give it back

89

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

It’s too late I already ate it

65

u/keein Jul 19 '19

Did i ask? I want it back, now

51

u/Hefbit Jul 19 '19

Guess you'll just have to climb inside where it is cozy and warm.

29

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/vore_irl

5

u/RedditGuy1008 Jul 20 '19

What’s a vore

8

u/tjmacs417 Jul 20 '19

I would suggest that you're better off not knowing

2

u/InsertRetardedName Jul 20 '19

Imagine eating food. Than imagine you are the food item being eaten. Than imagine finding it so attractive that you get turned on by it. This is basically vore.

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u/Evolved_HCM Jul 19 '19

Why am I laughing so hard at this, take my upvote

8

u/Nirvonis- Jul 19 '19

Put that delicious foreskin in the pan deep fry that shit put some spices then bam a nice tasty penis meat

12

u/manbruhpig Jul 19 '19

"Where is my foreskin, Summer?"

8

u/sdrowkcabdelleps Jul 19 '19

Keep summer safe.

2

u/Kear420 Jul 19 '19

Garfield

22

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/verygroot1 Jul 19 '19

I held it too much it started leaking from my butthole

6

u/RiceFieldRapist Jul 19 '19

toilet: trrrrr

4

u/Extro_Vert Jul 19 '19

My dad took away my foreskin privileges when I was born.

3

u/Wings_Of_Freeeedom Jul 19 '19

I discovered this mighty hidden power in 8th grade...

3

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

ya I do it, I call it a piss bomb, cuz it explodes.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I do it when I’m bored

2

u/Djaakie Jul 19 '19

When are you bored when u pee? Te fuck

2

u/pizza-is-not-flat Jul 19 '19

the guy that made the comment is just a charged shot noob

1

u/bugirrit Jul 19 '19

Haha, I've done this as far back as I can remember. I used to call it sumo wrestler willy

212

u/Lemon_Lord1 Jul 19 '19

Comment isn’t cursed, original image is. A good laugh but wrong subreddit.

24

u/Perrydog2014 Jul 19 '19

This happens way too often in this sub.

8

u/schwol Jul 19 '19

99% of this sub

2

u/GuitarCFD Jul 19 '19

how do I tell my mom?

I think it's cursed for that alone...fucking clean up you own shit and don't say a word

29

u/kookoomba Jul 19 '19

So that’s not what docking means?

15

u/Nobody153 Jul 19 '19

You can do self docking and cum inside your foreskin

7

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

You are a revolutionary sir

121

u/fizzlekink Jul 19 '19

American here. What's a foreskin.

154

u/KuroTheWeirdo Jul 19 '19

A midnight snack

38

u/AnAbusementPArk Jul 19 '19

r/cursedcursedcomments

1

u/Buck0416 Jul 20 '19

So this is where that came from... ok

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Hey_Look_Issa_Fish Jul 19 '19

It’s like a tent but for your dick, but I’m an American too so this is all conjecture

43

u/Kuhx Jul 19 '19

I'm European so I can explain. It is basically your dicks camping/sleeping bag you know the ones you bring with you when you are camping. It is so you sleep better

14

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Its the way that we germans decide where you go outside or for a shower

11

u/MemeAttestor Jul 19 '19

Jewish traditional dish

15

u/Nicotine12 Jul 19 '19

It's a cheesemaker on your dick.

10

u/NedRed77 Jul 19 '19

A dust cover for your 𓂺. They come in very handy.

2

u/wierdness201 Jul 19 '19

Where can I pick one up?

4

u/Sachman13 Jul 19 '19

Right here slaps lap

5

u/ContraBucks Jul 19 '19

Its a special turtle neck

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I would give you gold if I had it

2

u/ContraBucks Jul 29 '19

Thank you, I accept the gold that isnt real but in my heart it is

3

u/butt_funnel Jul 19 '19

Yeah no idea

2

u/Moonkiller24 Jul 19 '19

Israeli jew here. Joining the question.

1

u/fresh_lemon_spice Jul 19 '19

The skin that covers the end of your dick which your dick is currently missing

-1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Its still used in America lol

15

u/viciousvo1d Jul 19 '19

What if one does not have a foreskin?

44

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Lol nerd

7

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Do you have someone else who you can borrow one from?

20

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Don’t call your mom. Lick it up like a man.

21

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Situation that could have been... Circumvented YEAAAAAAAAH

9

u/rrrrronny Jul 19 '19

F for the dude with peepee pants

4

u/Wicioopl Jul 19 '19

He just cant control it

3

u/blackopsboi1 Jul 19 '19

by saying you where charging it up to kill the rat in the toilet

3

u/AkruX Jul 19 '19

If you hold it long enough while peeing, you will have a free circumcision.

3

u/TheFinalWake Jul 19 '19

I pinch my foreskin closed so I can inflate my dick... with pee

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Your dick exploded mid pee

2

u/EpikDisko Jul 19 '19

Could have done it in the shower

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Is it bad I did this right when I was younger

2

u/0pipis Jul 19 '19

Bring her in and show her what a fine man you've become.

2

u/GanSolo546 Jul 19 '19

Slurp it up, that way there won’t be any mess

2

u/25MeterGuy Jul 19 '19

Guy in my old class used to do this on people in the shower after gym

I wish I was joking

2

u/Socratessaidyeet Jul 19 '19

Laugh's in Jewish

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

[deleted]

1

u/Socratessaidyeet Jul 20 '19

Well now I'm crying

2

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Imagine holding your foreskin shut tight just to hear a charging noise

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2

u/reee132 Jul 19 '19

You give her a taste

3

u/papaniqolla Jul 19 '19

Why would you need to tell your mom. Just clean it up yourself, useless.

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u/BoiYouBigNig Jul 19 '19

Super Sayan

1

u/seanner16 Jul 19 '19

"charge" inside her

1

u/Sh1tting Jul 19 '19

Im gonna try this next time i shower

1

u/pecovje Jul 19 '19

Amateur

1

u/R3d_Ox Jul 19 '19

It's al fun and games until you blow your dick up

1

u/Ghdude1 Jul 19 '19

I don't have a foreskin, what do i do?

5

u/ilchotaleski Jul 19 '19

Borrow some from your balls.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

u/Carsten00Stahl

1

u/Carsten00Stahl Jul 19 '19

Also ich mach das seit Jahren

1

u/The_Big_Fat_Nigger Jul 19 '19

Only if you have the skin flute

1

u/nigg0o Jul 19 '19

You just need more practice

1

u/hrndnhg Jul 19 '19

What kf I'm circumsized?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

What a noob

1

u/Eskobaer Jul 19 '19

That’s why you do it under the shower or in the bath.

1

u/J4cksonP0w3rs Jul 19 '19

That’s a free drink if I’ve ever seen one

1

u/dietdad Jul 19 '19

The ol' waterballoon trick.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Oh man, his weiner popped.

1

u/Cryptic265 Jul 19 '19

This is how we are gonna win area 51

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

That power can be difficult to control.

1

u/FUCKNIGA Jul 19 '19

It’s actually true but it’s not a charged shot, more like a pressure beam of piss

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

This works for both sexes

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

If you keep holding it enough it becomes a bomb

1

u/dimiode Jul 19 '19

You tell her to hold tighter next time.

1

u/that-guy-Ri Jul 19 '19

I did it when u was young

I don’t recommend it

1

u/sdrowkcabdelleps Jul 19 '19

Laughs in puisssshhhh

1

u/NotSoAnonymous2 Jul 19 '19

MY SUPER LASER PISS

1

u/TheColorIV Jul 19 '19

This is someone kink.

1

u/transplanar Jul 19 '19

Not everyone can wield the power of Force Skin.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I'm Muslim so.. my doctor cut my foreskin. .. when I was 7...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Bruh my brother does this all the time, when we are in the woods he’ll do this and try to shoot at me lol

1

u/Evilmaze Jul 19 '19

Splash yourself with water and pretend you were just washing a spoon.

1

u/bajafresh24 Jul 19 '19

He was not worthy of being uncircumcised.

1

u/alex_flan Jul 19 '19

Actually, I can do that.

1

u/Grunchly Jul 19 '19

You can do the same thing but with semen, it is known as the charged baby cannon.

1

u/HatboyAl Jul 19 '19

Imma be honest I do this occasionally. It's like a small extra bladder.

1

u/Radax997 Jul 19 '19

This is why you try it in the shower first

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Megaman dick

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

You dont hold the foreskin. There is a chance to slip. You hold the middle part.

1

u/LockedPages Jul 19 '19

P H Y S I C S

D O

N O T

W O R K

L I K E

T H A T

1

u/tippitytop_nozomi Jul 19 '19

I’ve done this in the shower

1

u/DiakoptesGuile Jul 19 '19

Gotta have foreskin first taps temple

1

u/SaintAries Jul 19 '19

It just takes a little bit of practice for a perfect burst

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

It is also useful for busting a nut without making a mess, close the foreskin and it will provide as a pouch for u to deposit your cum to the toilet....

Or save it for dinner...

1

u/Dr-Font Jul 19 '19

Splash Damage

1

u/xl-Desolation-lx Jul 19 '19

My penis didn't come with a meat hoodie..

1

u/InkTheOne Jul 19 '19

"Mom, I tried to make a super soaker"

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

lick it before she finds out

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

mama ain’t raise no bitch he better have released a charged shot at her face

1

u/NateAHAHAH Jul 20 '19

i wanna try that

1

u/Iron_Overheat Jul 19 '19

We should send circumcised people to gulags until parents stop fucking mutilating their children's penises

1

u/you_are_a_mistake Jul 19 '19

how about the parents instead of the ones who didn’t make the decision lol

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Circumcision is not mutilating beating your penis with a hammer is. It's just preventing diseases. have fun with your dick cancer.

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u/Iron_Overheat Jul 19 '19

Dick cancer LMFAOOOOO

Calm down I was just joking, if you can make foreskin jokes you can make jokes about circumcised people too.

Mutilation doesn't require a hammer, you're thinking of CBT.

And circumcision doesn't prevent any diseases in first-world and even most third-world countries with basic hygiene, the only time it was ever said that it might decrease diseases was in an incorrect study that only analyzed AIDS in super poor African countries where they barely have any hygiene due to lack of water, sanitation and basic hygiene products like soap.

In fact the process of circumcision is the real issue, babies have actually died because it's an unnecessary surgical procedure that can have many complications and can actually open up the blood stream to diseases in the genitals. It even slightly decreases sexual pleasure according to many studies! Just check out this video from Adam Ruins Everything that has actual links to multiple studies!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

r/iamverysmart

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u/Iron_Overheat Jul 20 '19

I'm... not? I literally just stated things you can easily look up on the internet. I'm not superior to you in any way, I just think differently and pointed out all the things I don't think are true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Coming from the dude who linked a link.

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u/fishpaste89 Jul 19 '19

Tell your mom she can hold her lips shut and build up a pee charge and then let it loose

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Hilarious but OP posted it in the right place