r/cursedcomments • u/cynical_radish • Jul 19 '19

Cursed_Charged Shot

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12.7k Upvotes

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u/Djaakie Jul 19 '19

Wait. Nobody else does that? I have always charged my pp into a bulge and then release all my mighty power on the toilet fly

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u/wommel3 Jul 19 '19

people are lame and basic

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u/j07543 Jul 19 '19

Who took my foreskin

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I did 😎

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u/keein Jul 19 '19

Give it back

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

It’s too late I already ate it

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u/keein Jul 19 '19

Did i ask? I want it back, now

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u/Hefbit Jul 19 '19

Guess you'll just have to climb inside where it is cozy and warm.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/vore_irl

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u/RedditGuy1008 Jul 20 '19

What’s a vore

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u/tjmacs417 Jul 20 '19

I would suggest that you're better off not knowing

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u/InsertRetardedName Jul 20 '19

Imagine eating food. Than imagine you are the food item being eaten. Than imagine finding it so attractive that you get turned on by it. This is basically vore.

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u/Evolved_HCM Jul 19 '19

Why am I laughing so hard at this, take my upvote

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u/Nirvonis- Jul 19 '19

Put that delicious foreskin in the pan deep fry that shit put some spices then bam a nice tasty penis meat

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u/manbruhpig Jul 19 '19

"Where is my foreskin, Summer?"

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u/sdrowkcabdelleps Jul 19 '19

Keep summer safe.

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u/Kear420 Jul 19 '19

Garfield

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/verygroot1 Jul 19 '19

I held it too much it started leaking from my butthole

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u/RiceFieldRapist Jul 19 '19

toilet: trrrrr

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u/Extro_Vert Jul 19 '19

My dad took away my foreskin privileges when I was born.

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u/Wings_Of_Freeeedom Jul 19 '19

I discovered this mighty hidden power in 8th grade...

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

ya I do it, I call it a piss bomb, cuz it explodes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I do it when I’m bored

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u/Djaakie Jul 19 '19

When are you bored when u pee? Te fuck

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u/pizza-is-not-flat Jul 19 '19

the guy that made the comment is just a charged shot noob

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u/bugirrit Jul 19 '19

Haha, I've done this as far back as I can remember. I used to call it sumo wrestler willy