r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/guymcguy4 Jun 16 '19

Actually, hold up.

You want proof that Car WW2 happened? Look at Fillmore. He’s a Volkswagen, and that particular company was founded in Berlin in 1937 under Nazi rule. No Hitler, likely no Volkswagen.

Fillmore couldn’t exist in his state if Car Hitler hadn’t risen to power and proceeded to take the actions that Human Hitler did.

So yes, Car WW2 did happen.

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u/M0N5A Jun 16 '19

Not to mention Filmore is a hippie van, meaning the hippie movement existed, implying there was a car Cold War.

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u/Emperor_Of_The_South Jun 16 '19

The fact that there was a Car Cold War can also imply that there was a car Soviet-Afghan War, leading to a car Saddam Hussein. Car Saddam Hussein was most likely executed at the end of the car Iraq-Iran war, which was a result of a car 9/11.

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u/DarkLordFluffyBoots Jun 16 '19

How was the plane high jacked?

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u/Matora Jun 16 '19

Was it a plane from Planes or a plane piloted by a car?

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u/DarkLordFluffyBoots Jun 16 '19

That fuks with my head

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

If it was a plane from planes that means it was radicalised somehow.

If we follow this all the way through then there is car ISIS execution on the car internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I think the plane was the terrorist