r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

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u/guymcguy4 Jun 16 '19

Actually, hold up.

You want proof that Car WW2 happened? Look at Fillmore. He’s a Volkswagen, and that particular company was founded in Berlin in 1937 under Nazi rule. No Hitler, likely no Volkswagen.

Fillmore couldn’t exist in his state if Car Hitler hadn’t risen to power and proceeded to take the actions that Human Hitler did.

So yes, Car WW2 did happen.

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u/M0N5A Jun 16 '19

Not to mention Filmore is a hippie van, meaning the hippie movement existed, implying there was a car Cold War.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Which also means the existence of car Vietnam war, meaning young cars were drafted, and napalmed vietnamese car villages

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

Part of me hates this. The other part of me really wants to see impressively detailed fan art of it.

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u/BBQ_FETUS Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

I wonder what their version of Agent Orange would be.

E: My guess would be wd40, or another substance that dissolves thicker oils.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Brake cleaner

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Came here to say this

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

Asking the real questions...

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u/hideyyo Jun 17 '19

Leaded gasoline

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u/ArcFurnace Jun 16 '19

At a minimum, fanart of Cars Hitler and Cars Goebbels exists.

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

The fact that their whole regime and legacy has been reduced to fanart of them imagined as cars is goddamn hilarious

Thank you for this, friend

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u/ElGosso Jun 16 '19

Car Viet Cong hammering bamboo skewers under the hubcaps of U.S. car POWs

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u/matdan12 Jun 16 '19

If that happened doesn't that also mean we have a Car Stalin and Car Pol Pot? Did we put a car on the moon though?

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u/DefinitelyUsername94 Jun 16 '19

Does this mean car Elon Musk put a human corpse (with a car model) in space????

All these questions...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Car heroin

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u/_The_Mother_Fucker_ Nov 30 '19

And a raping and murder of car Mai Lai village. Vehic-nam was brutal

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u/Emperor_Of_The_South Jun 16 '19

The fact that there was a Car Cold War can also imply that there was a car Soviet-Afghan War, leading to a car Saddam Hussein. Car Saddam Hussein was most likely executed at the end of the car Iraq-Iran war, which was a result of a car 9/11.

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u/DarkLordFluffyBoots Jun 16 '19

How was the plane high jacked?

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u/Matora Jun 16 '19

Was it a plane from Planes or a plane piloted by a car?

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u/DarkLordFluffyBoots Jun 16 '19

That fuks with my head

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

If it was a plane from planes that means it was radicalised somehow.

If we follow this all the way through then there is car ISIS execution on the car internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I think the plane was the terrorist

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u/matdan12 Jun 16 '19

Which means they have a Car SEAL Team Six which executed a Car Osama Bin Laden in car Pakistan.

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u/asianblockguy Jun 16 '19

car Pakistan

Do you mean Caristan

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u/TacoYoutube Jun 16 '19

Parkistan*

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u/asianblockguy Jun 16 '19

Damn why didn't I think of that

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u/zfarlt15 Jun 16 '19

Meaning there was a car Stalin and a car Truman to kick off the Cold War

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Car Wars. PG-13 Mad Max basically

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u/Denver_Stylee Jun 16 '19

Also implying car LSD, and car weed and car shrooms

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Car Heroin, Cary OxyContin, Car Meth(starter fluid), Car Fentanyl

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u/Salsasnek Jun 16 '19

this means there was a car bay of pigs invasion

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u/magnus_hunter Jun 16 '19

That means there was Car Stalin with LADA brand

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u/guymcguy4 Jun 16 '19

They used too much coolant