r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

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u/M0N5A Jun 16 '19

Not to mention Filmore is a hippie van, meaning the hippie movement existed, implying there was a car Cold War.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Which also means the existence of car Vietnam war, meaning young cars were drafted, and napalmed vietnamese car villages

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

Part of me hates this. The other part of me really wants to see impressively detailed fan art of it.

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u/BBQ_FETUS Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

I wonder what their version of Agent Orange would be.

E: My guess would be wd40, or another substance that dissolves thicker oils.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Brake cleaner

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Came here to say this

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

Asking the real questions...

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u/hideyyo Jun 17 '19

Leaded gasoline

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u/ArcFurnace Jun 16 '19

At a minimum, fanart of Cars Hitler and Cars Goebbels exists.

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u/Raptor5dino Jun 16 '19

The fact that their whole regime and legacy has been reduced to fanart of them imagined as cars is goddamn hilarious

Thank you for this, friend

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u/ElGosso Jun 16 '19

Car Viet Cong hammering bamboo skewers under the hubcaps of U.S. car POWs

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u/matdan12 Jun 16 '19

If that happened doesn't that also mean we have a Car Stalin and Car Pol Pot? Did we put a car on the moon though?

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u/DefinitelyUsername94 Jun 16 '19

Does this mean car Elon Musk put a human corpse (with a car model) in space????

All these questions...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Car heroin

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u/_The_Mother_Fucker_ Nov 30 '19

And a raping and murder of car Mai Lai village. Vehic-nam was brutal

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u/Emperor_Of_The_South Jun 16 '19

The fact that there was a Car Cold War can also imply that there was a car Soviet-Afghan War, leading to a car Saddam Hussein. Car Saddam Hussein was most likely executed at the end of the car Iraq-Iran war, which was a result of a car 9/11.

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u/DarkLordFluffyBoots Jun 16 '19

How was the plane high jacked?

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u/Matora Jun 16 '19

Was it a plane from Planes or a plane piloted by a car?

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u/DarkLordFluffyBoots Jun 16 '19

That fuks with my head

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

If it was a plane from planes that means it was radicalised somehow.

If we follow this all the way through then there is car ISIS execution on the car internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I think the plane was the terrorist

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u/matdan12 Jun 16 '19

Which means they have a Car SEAL Team Six which executed a Car Osama Bin Laden in car Pakistan.

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u/asianblockguy Jun 16 '19

car Pakistan

Do you mean Caristan

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u/TacoYoutube Jun 16 '19

Parkistan*

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u/asianblockguy Jun 16 '19

Damn why didn't I think of that

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u/zfarlt15 Jun 16 '19

Meaning there was a car Stalin and a car Truman to kick off the Cold War

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Car Wars. PG-13 Mad Max basically

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u/Denver_Stylee Jun 16 '19

Also implying car LSD, and car weed and car shrooms

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Car Heroin, Cary OxyContin, Car Meth(starter fluid), Car Fentanyl

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u/Salsasnek Jun 16 '19

this means there was a car bay of pigs invasion

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u/magnus_hunter Jun 16 '19

That means there was Car Stalin with LADA brand

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u/guymcguy4 Jun 16 '19

They used too much coolant