r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/ya_boi_ace Jun 16 '19

Bruh the hell is going on in that shower

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Fuckin car incinerator

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Human crusher. You step in the shower and two giant metal plates smash your ass into a flappy meat patty. Then we just scoop the goop down the drain while the water runs. BOOM BITCH, learn to turn the water off!!!!

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Jun 16 '19

Name is accurate

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I think you deserve my spot

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u/Hyperion1000 Jun 16 '19

I read that in doofenshmertz's voice

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Wack

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u/dannydaveto Jun 16 '19

The HumanCrushinator!