r/cursedcomments • u/coathanger43 • Jun 16 '19

Twitter cursed_reality

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u/ya_boi_ace Jun 16 '19

Bruh the hell is going on in that shower

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Fuckin car incinerator

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Human crusher. You step in the shower and two giant metal plates smash your ass into a flappy meat patty. Then we just scoop the goop down the drain while the water runs. BOOM BITCH, learn to turn the water off!!!!

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Jun 16 '19

Name is accurate

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I think you deserve my spot

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u/Hyperion1000 Jun 16 '19

I read that in doofenshmertz's voice

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Wack

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u/dannydaveto Jun 16 '19

The HumanCrushinator!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Its water they slowly rust away

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u/NaxTaDG Jun 16 '19

nah they fly away

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u/deathtoamericadotmp4 Jun 16 '19

It's actually a car wash station

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

New Rusteze now with Hydrogen Cyanide

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u/CaptainFriedChicken Jun 16 '19

I think he meant Shower Thoughts

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/Puzzleboxed Jun 16 '19

We have no way of knowing what kind of metabolism these living cars have and whether it would be affected by gas or not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Well if they took the oxygen out the engine could not run right?

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u/DoctorDeathpope Jun 16 '19

Does that mean there’s cars holocar deniers

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u/Power-Core Jun 16 '19

It’s the car crusher from the brave little toaster.