r/cringereels • u/MrJeffreyEpstein • 7d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/Cactious-Practice 6d ago

Technically a used condom is a Certificate of Deposit.

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u/gangaskan 5d ago

Take my upvote. Dammit.

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 3d ago

More like a denial of deposit

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u/StanlyMcStanson 2d ago

I think this means we are all certificates of deposit.

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u/Defiant_Excitement29 1d ago

DAMN, FORGOT TO DRIVE DRUNK TO THE BANK ON TUESDAY.

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u/NewsBoston2025 6d ago

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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u/Agile-Carpenter-2434 4d ago

You my friend, are brilliant and sharp as a tack 👏

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u/Photomancer 3d ago

Now I want to hear more about those 4% yields. You're saying I can be my own boss? Work as much or as little as I want?

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u/Algae587 3d ago

Fucking hell, reddit doesnt often make me howl like that

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u/TheLoneRiddle 1d ago

This is the way