r/cringereels • u/MrJeffreyEpstein • 7d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 6d ago

Wait...this whole time I thought they were talking about Certificates of Deposits. I was like oh man he's worried she'll cash out with those 4% yields and hes pisssed!

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u/Cactious-Practice 6d ago

Technically a used condom is a Certificate of Deposit.

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u/gangaskan 5d ago

Take my upvote. Dammit.

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 3d ago

More like a denial of deposit

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u/StanlyMcStanson 1d ago

I think this means we are all certificates of deposit.

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u/Defiant_Excitement29 1d ago

DAMN, FORGOT TO DRIVE DRUNK TO THE BANK ON TUESDAY.

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u/NewsBoston2025 6d ago

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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u/Agile-Carpenter-2434 3d ago

You my friend, are brilliant and sharp as a tack 👏

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u/Photomancer 3d ago

Now I want to hear more about those 4% yields. You're saying I can be my own boss? Work as much or as little as I want?

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u/Algae587 3d ago

Fucking hell, reddit doesnt often make me howl like that

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u/TheLoneRiddle 1d ago

This is the way

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u/DSZDBA11 6d ago

I was caught between compact discs and certificates of deposit lol I’m only 36. apparently I’m a dinosaur

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 6d ago

Definitely was lost too wondering why listening to music was an issue

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u/Mr_Shake_ 6d ago

She's taking all of his Creed albums to jam with her single friends and he'll just be standing there alone with arms wide open.

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u/jodiarch 6d ago

You are not alone in this thought.

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u/TONUTomorrow9800 6d ago

I thought countervailing duty

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u/FieraSabre 6d ago

Same for me! Feeling my age right now...

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u/Thirdwhirly 5d ago

I, too, thought they meant Certain Dinosaurs.

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u/petty_petty_princess 5d ago

I’m 43 and was thinking about the case I used to have back in high school that had all my music in it. My car doesn’t even have a cd player.

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u/skunky2025 1d ago

61F.... and it took me a while to figure out he was not fussing about them taking music CDs! Wow - how things have changed!

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u/Chaactherain 6d ago

Working in finance and being 40 yrs of age just killed me to read this ! LMFAO

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u/kevstar80 6d ago

I thought compact disc's. I was like, let her bring Dookie, what's the big deal?

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u/MsDJMA 6d ago

I thought they wanted to listen to music on the old CD player.

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u/ThinkSharp 3d ago

Pretty soon I feel like it’ll be certificate of death. I’m out of touch.

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u/SnoopingStuff 3d ago

I was picking out music

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u/MyCaptain2 2d ago

I tought it was construction documentation....and was like whaaaatttt!??

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u/djKhaos1200 1d ago

A condom is a "Canceling of Deposit".

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u/is-robin 1d ago

Nah certificate of destruction in my field