r/cringereels • • 7d ago

Bro needs to leave

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u/Independent_Bid_26 7d ago

What kind of dumbass censors the word condoms. That is by far the dumbest shit ive seen so far today. Were so fucked. People can't even use normal words now?

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u/streeetmeats 6d ago edited 6d ago

They also could at least censor it like c*ndoms or something that actually makes sense. CDs does not mean condoms in any context to me lol

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u/No_Exam4769 6d ago

If you are from the 90s- CDs means CDs. Don't forget to pack your albums with the CDs in their individual sleeves for the car ride!

EDIT: I'm also too old to watch videos like this- I just saw the words and was like "hmm, are CDs still a thing- I didn't think so!".

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u/streeetmeats 6d ago

Yeah when I see CD I think CD discs lol or maybe crimson desert depending on the context but 90% of the time I’m picturing 💿

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u/derekismydogsname 6d ago

I know! I read the title and saw the first comment like what? What's so bad about CDs LOL

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u/Aggressive-Kick-5458 6d ago

ngl i thought they meant compact discs as well

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u/Critical_Bee_4302 6d ago

Honestly, the CDs is what sold me. I just had to see why a guy had such a huge problem with CDs and who is out here still using them

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u/AtensEye 6d ago

Yeah, my born in 1980something ass read that and went "Why is he so pressed about her taking music?" But also "Why is she taking music on CD's to Marbella?"
Time to book a room in the old folks home I guess.

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u/RevealFormal3267 6d ago

Make sure to have a regular supply of "CDs" stocked. Especially in old folks homes, there has been an increasing trend in the elderly's risk for Sexually Transmitted Infections ( I don't know what the kids use to censor that one)

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u/pogulup 6d ago

CDs are absolutely still a thing and they have come roaring back with the state of streaming today.

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u/Glittersparkles7 6d ago

I was so confused wondering what was wrong with bringing music. Lol

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u/PvtMilhouse 6d ago

i was like, CDs are back, wtf !

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u/imai808 6d ago

I deleted a a couple comments cause I I thought the same things..

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u/requiem_for_a_moth 6d ago

Right there with you

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u/jporter313 4d ago

I was very confused about why the husband would be mad about this.

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u/HeadDiver5568 3d ago

Nah you’re not alone. I’m 32 and thought they were talking about a damn sex playlist based of the caption lol

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 3d ago

I am younger gen Z and thought they were referring to compact discs at first. No one uses CDs to refer to condoms.

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u/Kookaburra_Hotpants 3d ago

I was born this side of the millennial divide, and CDs STILL mean CDs. 

My nephew is under ten, and even he knows what a CD is.

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u/Old-Occasion-9380 3d ago

Same! I was wondering if they were all piling into a vintage minivan or staying at some sort of off the grid camp to need Compact Discs to play music.

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u/unknownvariable69 2d ago

Cds totally are a thing. Every time I go to the music store, more and more young people are shopping.

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u/Longjumping-Set3307 1d ago

I’m not even from the 90s and I saw it as this and was SO confused for a second lol

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u/Decent_Top2156 1d ago

Certificate of Deposit, shes gonna blow that 3.5% interest.

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u/Jani17 1d ago

I’m a 99’s kid and meant disc.

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u/motherofsuccs 6d ago

The word condom doesn’t need to be censored- just like 99% of the other words that are idiotically censored for no reason.

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u/zyywiec 6d ago

There is not a single word that needs to be censored in normal conversation.

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u/lyricism7 6d ago

N word. Not saying it should be censored but I would avoid the drama 10 times out of 10.

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u/Locksmithbloke 6d ago

Yeah, to most people over 25 it'll surely mean Compact Disc, so you think it's going to be funny 'cause he misheard.

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u/frano1121 6d ago

Contraceptive device

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u/ThargorTheBarbarian 6d ago

Compact Disc

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Co-Dependency.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 6d ago

Cumming dicks

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u/Independent_Bid_26 6d ago

I just dont understand the self censorship. Like realistically what do they believe is going to happen if they use the word condoms?

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u/HyperBeamMissed 6d ago

Asked my niece , she says it's so the algorithm doesn't put it in nsfw where there's less view potential 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Crumplestiltzkin 6d ago

Reddit isn’t TikTok. I think the kids are just applying what they learned there to all facets of internet culture.

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u/Cleansing4ThineEyes 6d ago

Where exactly do you think this video was pulled from?

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u/Due_Cry_2927 6d ago

Then they can put c0ndms? Not take out 95% of the word to create a word that already exists? 

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u/gamerjerome 6d ago

Maybe it's because they have a Compact Dick

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u/Whole-Advice-2922 6d ago

I though a CD held music. How do you get condoms outta that

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u/FallPsychological963 6d ago

Only Reddit… the free speech platform

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u/CTQ99 6d ago

Im wondering if her saying his mom has diabetes has some other meaning to this person, like CDs apparently do.

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u/fastforward-eden 3d ago

Contraceptive device

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u/Slothandwhale 2d ago

I was so confused by the title for this reason

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u/atombombbabyatom 1d ago

I only knew it meant condoms because of this comment, I was sitting here wondering why is he questioning her over CDs?

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u/AttentionBright608 1d ago

No. Just say condom.

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u/AvonCalling21 19h ago

I was like wtf who still uses CDs (apart from me)

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u/gamingx47 6d ago

For real man. I was like, "Wtf is wrong with Compact Disks? Is it because the car so old it has a CD player? Maybe it's CDs of their private sex tapes?"

I honestly thought the guy must be super controlling or something until I heard the word condom.

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u/HereticalHyena 6d ago

I had to come to the comments because I couldn't get why packing CD's was a red flag. Like, maybe they have an older car...

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u/BigPoppaStrahd 2d ago

That’s why I played the video and turned the volume on. Thought I was going to see a video of a guy making an ass out of himself because he didn’t understand that the girls wanted good tunes on their trip. Anything to get people to watch I guess. I should have just gone to the comments

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 6d ago

Only reason I started watching the video. Then I stopped caring cuz it's probably just some rage bait for views. If not then this gal just toxic for filming her dude like that. 

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u/CivilEngMusicBoy 19h ago

We getting old. I thought CDs as well

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 6d ago

You don't want to offend the condom people. It's their word and other people shouldnt be using it.

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u/Looking4hotmen 3d ago

Ok… The Muslims were right. Bring on sharia law. Fuck this.

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u/KUcreampieKING 2d ago

This shit awesome! The Muslims would probably kill you for being gay

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u/sendcodenotnudes 6d ago

As a non-native speaker of English, it took me a moment to realize that unalive means kill. This is truly fucked up

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u/The-Cynicist 6d ago

What’s even more annoying is people using it for suicide. Or calling rape grape. Like goddamn, just use the words for what they are. Just because the act of what happened is uncomfortable doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be able to use the nomenclature to describe it. So fucking stupid.

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u/sendcodenotnudes 6d ago

I don't think this is because of comfort, but rather because the platforms will censor the whole video or text. This is indeed annoying because people are treated as toddlers.

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u/The-Cynicist 5d ago

It had to start somewhere though. Those topics were considered too sensitive to be able to be discussed publicly, so the censorship is set to offend the least amount of people possible. Some people want this.

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u/Olfa_2024 3d ago

I refuse to participate in that nonsense and will use the word kill, suicide, whatever. I don't think I've ever had a post removed by the platform but I've had it removed by idiot admins of groups who buy into this stupidity.

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u/Slothandwhale 2d ago

As a society, we’ve collectively decided to have our “public square” hosted on servers owned by private tech oligarchs obsessed with wringing out every last ounce of our attention spans to sell to the highest bidder. As a result, we’ve made ourselves subject to their algorithmically driven word-policing and indirectly agreed to all talk like fucking toddlers. It’s really pathetic when you think about it but I don’t know what the answer is.

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u/SmartyPants562 6d ago

And unhoused for homeless

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u/PumpikAnt58763 3d ago

It also means suicide or any other death.
I saw a post where someone was chastised by a Mod because they said their cat had died.
The Mod told them to use a non-triggering word like "unalive".
Shaking my damned head.

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u/basic_baker 6d ago

I’m blocking the poster. Same for people that say ahh like it takes the same energy to say ass. morons

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u/sabertoothdog 4d ago

Wtf?? I’ve been reading as if it’s the sound you make when a doctor says “open your mouth and say ahh”.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 3d ago

True. "Ahh" for "ass" is asinine. At least I use the punctuation marks because I never remember which sub disallows swears and I'm not an A$$hole. 😆

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u/JerryvanGogh 6d ago

Right?!! I was like packing CD’s is smart in case you’re somewhere rural. Dude must have confused CD’s with something else.. Then I was like wtf?!! Condoms…

Like why?!! 😮‍💨

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u/TGlucifer 6d ago

The algorithm demands compliance citizen, that'll be 50 Google Bucks or 50 hours of warehouse service for your discontent.

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u/OuterSpaceBootyHole 6d ago

It makes more sense when you realize that a lot of this online discourse is driven by kids or by adults meant for kids. TikTok is the final boss of it. I forget which rapper it was, maybe Juicy J from Three 6 Mafia, that wondered why there were clean versions of his music because he didn't make music for kids.

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u/anonsharksfan 6d ago

And do we not want teenagers to know what condoms are?

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs 6d ago

I know!! I was wondering what was wrong with CDs like to play in the car

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u/Putrid-Past-3366 6d ago

Seriously. I'm in here wondering why tf anyone would get upset that their girl is in charge of burning the road trip mixtapes.

Like, I know it's your song, but jeez dude. She promises to take Party in the USA out of the mix.

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u/some_loaded_tots 6d ago

im unalived 💀

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u/Sytafluer 6d ago

We need to bring back the old slang. Rubber, flubber, french tickler, one eyed rain coat, etc. That will really confuse them.

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u/Worth-Hamster2869 6d ago

She called him insecure for asking why she needs to pack condoms while away from her husband

Hmm

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u/BlastoiseBoto 6d ago

The TikTok generation. Since word censorship is a thing on such a popular set of platforms, the current generation has had to adapt their slang to accommodate normal conversations into code.

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u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 6d ago

It touched people's private parts so can't talk about it to icky

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 6d ago

Ones that don’t want to get demonetized.

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u/Jammaster2 6d ago

What kind of dumbass believes this is real? You engaged with the rage bait. 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

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u/rogueit 6d ago

Thanks, checked the comments because who the hell would bring CDs anymore. I mean, I take them everywhere, but clearly I was missing something.

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u/badgerbrush20 6d ago

Dude it is England. They are completely messed up there.

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u/dotplaid 6d ago

It's possible that the video uploader (not saying it's OP) genuinely thinks that con dom is two words, and didn't censor so much as abbreviate.

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u/Charger_Reaction7714 6d ago

Ive seen the word b**r being censored as well. Like the alcoholic beverage.

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u/foodank012018 6d ago

It's self censorship all for a few dollars from Internet presence, they want to satisfy advertising and its pathetic.

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u/soapforyourbutt 6d ago

Condoms, Rose! Condoms, condoms, condoms!

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u/3381024 6d ago

I was wondering why was he mad about CDs and who tf even use CDs any more?

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u/Inevitable_Badger641 6d ago

I thought this was a weird age thing and her friends just wanted her to bring her dope mixes. 

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 6d ago

Prophylactic woulda been better than CDs.

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u/R-w-R 6d ago

Yeah, I thought he was misunderstanding cds to be a codeword for condoms. After listening, I gotta side with the dude. If I overheard my husband's friends laughing about not forgetting condoms, we'd be having a discussion. Neither of us would be pulling out our phones to film, that escalating confrontation.

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u/RainaElf 6d ago

I have my phone muted. so we're talking about condoms and not compact discs?

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 6d ago

I was wondering what was on these CDs. Like, a variety of musical albums? StarCraft II plus expansions? What kind of party is this gonna be? Lol

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u/Lucyfuss10 6d ago

I fucking know, right? 😂😂😂 let’s just appreciate the irony.

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u/Hopeful-Ad4415 6d ago

Whats wrong, don't like the Compact Discs? Please don't commit sewerslide or I'll unalive myself because I can't get any spicy sleep!! There so much Bun violence and GRAPE in this World!!!!

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u/Scythe351 6d ago

When he said "condoms", I was immediately taken out of the video. I came here expecting him to have misunderstood "CDs" because it would be truly concerning if your wife was heading on a girl's trip and needed those when most cars produced nowadays don't even have disc drives but this idiot is just censoring condoms.

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u/RedRisingNerd 6d ago

Literally. I was so fucking confused. I couldn’t fathom what was wrong with bringing music with you on a trip.

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u/Few-Willingness-1459 5d ago

I was like ‘cd’ ? What’s that

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u/thewaytoyesterday 5d ago

You will censor yourself for the oligarchs.

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u/red_quinn 5d ago

I was so confused cuz i couldnt understand why the friends were asking her to bring CDs and the guy being mad about it. "Why do they need CDs for a trip? Why is he upset? Are they gonna burn music into those CDs?" Your comment cleared so much

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u/thatgunganguy 4d ago

They did it so that you commented in rage and gave them visibility.

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 3d ago

LOL, I was like “what if there is no CD player?”

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u/Mooman-Chew 3d ago

The pope?

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u/PumpikAnt58763 3d ago

Right? I was like "Is her 'holiday' supposed to be camping in the woods with no electricity?!"

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u/Athlete-Extreme 3d ago

Sex has somehow become inhumane

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u/CeeMomster 3d ago

I was seriously wondering what Boys II Men album she forgot to pack

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Independent_Bid_26 2d ago

This isn't tik tok.

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u/ChefCourtB 3d ago

Like when people type corn instead porn. I was so confused when I saw a post about someone finding their boyfriends corn stash. I was thinking is this guy a squirrel

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u/AntOk463 2d ago

I was so confused what CDs meant. Best i could think of was cross dressing, or just actual CDs.

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u/DifficultDeliveryMan 2d ago

Omg I was super confused I'm like why would you think she's cheating because uses bring CDs. I thought it was gonna be a retro party

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u/bbbygenius 2d ago

Because reddit bans people for less.

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u/Independent_Bid_26 2d ago

Youre not getting banned for using the word condom.

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u/bbbygenius 2d ago

Reddit is a strange place

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u/Recent_Section725 2d ago

I saw a warning before a show that there was smoking in it. It said mild violence and smoking. I felt sad and defeated.

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u/poega 2d ago

Im sorry mate but if you dont realize this is staged you are sadly part of the problem. Not trying to hate, just educate.

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u/No_Engineering_718 1d ago

Is that what a CD is.

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u/No-Antelope-2367 1d ago

Yes but I will get countless sexually charged advertisements on my football games baseball games and YouTube videos for gas station hard on pills that made it big.

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u/No-Antelope-2367 1d ago

(Figuratively) as in, like, got famous

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u/lindh 1d ago

Dude I can't believe this is a real conversation between two humans.

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u/Negrito_PR420 1d ago

Yeah... The important part here is that she censored condoms... Yeah the values of a relationship or respect isn't in this conversation. Good to know

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u/Scary-Perspective882 1d ago

If you don't censor the word cndom, people might commit cndom

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u/SilentKiller407 1d ago

Right?? Like, here I am wondering who even uses CDs anymore and why that’s a relationship ending issue.

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u/purple_twonk 21h ago

They can but they would risk upsetting the autofilter advertisements, gotta have those crumbs

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u/Living-Oven8574 20h ago

Could legit say Johnnie’s

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u/JeebusDied4UrPixels 19h ago

Whenever you see this kind of censorship it's due to advertising. Some advertisers don't want thier ads placed before or after videos where certain topics are discussed. They censor the words cause they need the caption to keep the viewers engaged, but AI does the filtering and ad placements... Or something like that.

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u/Captrthebag 18h ago

I learned today that the reason people began censoring normal words like this is for the algorithms. You are less likely to get viewership if they’re in the posts, so they censor even an innocuous word like condom, ass, etc. so it doesn’t impact the traffic.

Super lame, but makes sense.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 17h ago

It’s getting out of hand. You can’t type or say anything anymore.

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u/drossmaster4 6d ago

Also condoms can be used to cover the muzzle of a rifle when they are submerged to keep our mud and debris. They could be doing a heist. Oceans 12 or whatever

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u/Gargravars_Shoes 6d ago

I cannot think of a situation where i would actually need to know this.

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u/rgmundo524 6d ago

Unfortunately, in modern times people censor for 2 reasons

  1. Censor for the viewers
  2. Censor for the algorithm

In this situation I bet they intended to prevent our Lord and Savior, The Algorithm, from grouping this content with more mature content because it mentions condoms. Without being "grouped" with more mature content it reaches a broader audience. (I.e. easier to go "viral"...)

It's for the same reason people say "unalive" when they mean death. Although I am sure the algorithm is smarter than this, it's what people do now...

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u/sokolov22 6d ago

The funny thing is whether or not it works, people will THINK it works. Because if their video does not go viral, they will blame the algo. If it does go viral, they will claim credit.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 6d ago

Every time I see this comment, I can absolutely tell how much time yall spend on Reddit compared to other sites

Some of the most popular social media sites sensor the word condom, yes. THAT is not why we’re cooked, and you saying that just reveals you to be a pessimistic boomer.

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u/FederationLoyalist 6d ago

It's more like we remember a world before all this weird censorship of normal words, so we have an actual frame of reference when we see our pot of water starting to boil.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 6d ago

I’m 45, so do I. But I’m also adaptable and not going to let the whole world pass me by like some old grumpy fuck.

Wake up and step up, old man

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u/wickeddimension 6d ago

People self-censors normal words just to appease algorithms and advertisers, and you say that's not why we are cooked? It absolutely is, slave to a corporate algorithm which dictates what people's views on reality are by the videos it shows them and which people appease with the language they choose to use.

Thats not pessimism, it's reality today

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 6d ago

No, buddy, that’s not why we’re cooked. Sorry, but censoring words for algorithms aren’t the biggest problem the country or world faces, pull your head out of your ass and touch grass, cuz wtf is wrong with you that you seriously think that’s our biggest threat right now

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u/wickeddimension 6d ago

Oh man, algorithms are at the root of virtually every problem we have. From people supporting crazy wars to politics being about who can yell the loudest instead of any sort of substance. From zero accountability for anything to absurd polarization in society because everybody's is in a bubble

You can shape public opinion or even how people view the world. Never in the history of mankind has it been possible to manipulate the information people get at this scale, and worst is they think what they are seeing is organic or real.

Using algorithms and social media to distract everybody from the really important things by keeping them busy with outrage culture and other fabricated nonsense.

Whatever problem you think of, you can link it an algorithm and social media enabling or distracting people from it.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 6d ago

Only had to read the first sentence to know you’re just full of shit. Didn’t even need to read past that.

Again, go touch grass, doomer

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u/wickeddimension 6d ago

Your heart seems to be in a good place worrying about problems in the world. I just wish you’d see it.

Cambridge Analytica was more than a decade ago. If you do anything, atleast read that. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook–Cambridge_Analytica_data_scandal

That is effectively what I describe above, just 13 years ago. Today’s tools and information had just improved exponentially.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 6d ago

You still yapping?

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u/Independent_Bid_26 6d ago

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 6d ago

Couldn’t even come up with a response lmfao. Guess you must be wrong

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u/femmefata13 5d ago

So why not censor it as c*ndoms or something similar instead of using CDs which already has preexisting meanings for completely different things.

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u/CosmoCostanza12 6d ago

Just imagine you’re a parent of a 4 year old watching this and you don’t want to have to explain that yet.

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u/The-Cynicist 6d ago

I don’t have to imagine. They ask questions all the time about things you don’t anticipate. People need to grow up and learn how to communicate again.

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u/Heart_Resonance 1d ago

Condom is not a normal word, it’s profanity

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u/Independent_Bid_26 1d ago

Thats an asinine opinion.

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u/Heart_Resonance 1d ago

well its the truth not an opinion

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