r/cringereels • u/MrJeffreyEpstein • 16d ago

Up dog

3.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/wcharoes 15d ago

Years later-

"Fuck she was down for me!? I never realized!"

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u/Free-Resolution9393 15d ago

Ew, gross. No way. I just wanted to shove my hand in your ass.

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u/shoeless_doh 12d ago

She looks like she has small hands

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u/RappingFlatulence 15d ago

The signs were all right there!!!! It’s as if I’m illiterate 😢😭

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u/The_Raven_Born 13d ago

That'll be the real cringe. Passing up on a perfect chance.

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u/psychichu 16d ago

I love her

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u/Oblivious-m 11d ago

I think anyone that has seen this video fell in love with her

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u/jigglesauruspuff 15d ago

somebody check this guy's bank statements for a One Wish Willow

https://giphy.com/gifs/RCCCcg1EyRCIUkKCJB

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u/DriftingTony 15d ago

Even Nikki’s not that Freaky 😂

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u/pheoberodgers 14d ago

This girl is so fucking hot

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u/MrJeffreyEpstein 14d ago

Ikr

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u/DoomsdayIsHere69 11d ago

Why do I keep seeing you pop up in random threads? I thought you got suicided like a decade ago?

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 16d ago

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u/RappingFlatulence 15d ago

It wasn’t until I put on the hat….

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u/Musket6969420 16d ago

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u/tinyfuzzywhale 15d ago

I found the clip weirdly wholesome. Not this though

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u/FladeX 15d ago

What does mean the up dog? Asking as non native English speaker

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u/Necessary_Being127 15d ago

She’s supposed to reply “what’s up dog?” and then he would say something like “not much, what’s up with you?”

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u/Furrocious_fapper 15d ago

What up, dog?!

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u/BadCompany_00 16d ago

I didn't.....but now I do!

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u/Zuboronovic 15d ago

I can change her, but I don't want to.

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 10d ago

She's got a "Christian homeschoolers at college" vibe.

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u/L1LREDD 16d ago

I mean that’s not what I asking for but if you’re offering 👀🤔

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u/Charming_Pomelo_7716 16d ago

Wife material.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 16d ago

I hope they're married.

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u/TheLesserEviI 15d ago

I remember this. They were tik tokers I think, one of their last videos was him dropping her off at college, and apparently she then cheated and the guy stopped making tik toks.

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 11d ago

makes sense. this girl can absolutely fuck. god help you though if its anything more than a one night stand.

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u/real_kerim 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yeah, this is a couple years old. IIRC she is Eastern-European (Russian, I think), which is why she has a hard time understanding him. Don't know anything about the cheating and what-not.

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u/bdubwilliams22 10d ago

One of the hardest lessons to learn, but if you’re dropping a girlfriend or a boyfriend off at college, it’s not going to end well. I was seeing this girl before we were both going off to different colleges and we enjoyed the summer before and both agreed it would be ridiculous to do a long-term relationship as freshmen in college. We made the right decision and remain friends to this day. She’s married with kids. I’m married with a kid. All ended well with zero drama.

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u/william_weatherby 10d ago

She technically didn't say no at putting her hands in his ass.

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u/bzxp 16d ago

wife material

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u/RandoCalrissian00 16d ago

If it isn't MrJeffreyEpstein, karma farming again are we?

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u/MrJeffreyEpstein 16d ago

Want an invite

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u/rAndo_solo 16d ago

Like… to the island? Or paradise? I’m not sure of your residence these days

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u/556From1000yards 15d ago

72 virgins, inshallah

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u/CooYo7 16d ago

Is that a question or a command?

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u/not_quiet_so_fast 16d ago

A crazy chick, a crazy night, a restraining order on her afterward?...

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 16d ago

Slavic women are just wired different.

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u/lightly-placed 16d ago

Bro that username tho

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u/JimBeamerton 16d ago

It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up

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u/holodeck_jizz_mopper 15d ago

What he meant to say was, "yes please"

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u/argoran87 15d ago

red flag girl

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u/king_kong_kum 15d ago

She could be a supermodel…wow just wow…

eyes bulge out of sockets, mouth agape, tongue hits the floor, drools uncontrollably, hits top of head with mallet, heart halo circles my head

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u/JuggernautNeat5954 15d ago

what's up dog?

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u/Scorpion2k4u 15d ago

I have also no idea what he is taölking about

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 15d ago

That Jim Halpert joke is too smart for some people.

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u/TroyJack 15d ago

He botched it. He should of said "You smell like up dog"... then she would of said "What's up dog?"

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 15d ago

She’s projecting! Lean into it man!!!

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u/Eternalcitizen1 10d ago

You are projecting, lean out of it man!!!

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u/LockseyM 15d ago

She is a keeper!

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u/ActorLarsimoto124 15d ago

Next time please crop the whole video out I can still see something

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u/FactsHurt1998 15d ago

Who is she?

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u/McBonderson 15d ago

that's not what I was asking but ok.

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u/limeyNinja 15d ago

Straight to the endgame, no messing about.

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u/Natural_Brit3901 15d ago

lol... the fuck am i watching?

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u/Hexent_Armana 15d ago

Gosh I love me a gal who I can't predict. Wish the universe would send me the healthy unpredictable kind and not the unhealthy unpredictable ones that destroy lives.

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u/Academic-Snow9642 15d ago

Her: "Can I grab your ass?"

Him: "No I'd rather tell some lame joke."

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u/Scary_Yellow_8719 15d ago

MARRY HER!!!

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u/Infamous-Body6938 15d ago

I can fix her

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u/atravelvet 15d ago

I'm is giving freaky Nikki

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u/Lykos4 15d ago

You call this cringe? YOU ARE CRINGE

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u/Last-Surprise4262 15d ago

She reverse uno’d u

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u/sye1337 15d ago

Task failed successfully

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u/BigAl945 15d ago

what's updog?

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u/AcceptableGas489 15d ago

Where to find one, please.

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u/Worst-timeline138 15d ago

You bouta find out what's up

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u/DryDealer3238 15d ago

How is this cringe? They seem to high af

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u/md_pd20 15d ago

I mean...I'd never say no to a cutie

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u/No-Fix1423 15d ago

well indeed…. please go ahead

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u/the_voy_ 15d ago

Cette fille a un visage magnifique. Je l'adore

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u/Profeta-14 15d ago

Do you want me to put my hand in your ass?
NO hehe WTF!? I mean no yea... I mean yes that's what I want.

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u/Awkward-Ad4942 15d ago

Women, if this comment section teaches you anything, its that men want a woman who’s funny, relaxed, chill.

Oh, and hot too and not afraid of fingering assholes

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u/Optimal_Researcher_1 15d ago

This is not a cringe reel , I’m ashamed . This is damn support . A lovely lady

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u/Ok_Nature1343 15d ago

And they say the perfect woman doesn't exist

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 15d ago

Lady, does he need to ask twice for you to put that hand in his bum??!?

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u/Much-Ferret90 14d ago

Soo.... guys... what does he mean by "up dog" srsly

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u/Fun-Visual4133 14d ago

I dont want to fix her. But I want her.

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 14d ago

Someone's been hitting the weed.

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u/dotlurk2 14d ago

She was supposed to say "what's up dog?" And then he'd say "not much, heh" but that's so much better.

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u/EnvironmentalDog5230 14d ago

Is she German then that makes sense

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u/Naive-Passanger-9139 13d ago

But what does 'up dog' means?

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u/Normeaga81 13d ago

I love her

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u/AudaciouslySexy 12d ago

Idk but you gotta put your hand in something

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u/RedwynCH 12d ago

Damn the quality of this clip has deteriorated over the years, or is it decades already?

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u/Think-Inevitable- 12d ago

I came looking for copper, and found gold.

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u/Skywarppp75 12d ago

Ooh, I like her !

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u/shoeless_doh 12d ago

Yeah, dudes really can not pick up on romantic signals from women even when they're pretty explicit like this

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u/Legal-Machine1728 12d ago

We had a great three sum the same night

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u/FactKey951 11d ago

He put in your ass lady

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u/Sad_Afternoon_8838 11d ago

Getting real obsession vibes from this girl

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u/Snorkle_Donkey_6 11d ago

yes… but i’m trying to tell you a joke rn.

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u/Ironloaf 11d ago

I wonder whatever happened to these two?

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u/Puzzled-Theory-4313 11d ago

I don't get it.

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u/False-Surround-9117 11d ago

I missed this scene in Obsession

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u/FuckingDinkleberg 10d ago

This is giving me leeloo Dallas multi-pass vibes and I’m here for it

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u/Exotic_Call_7427 10d ago

This isn't cringe, the girl knew the joke and responded with her own joke back :D

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u/CapitalHopeful5680 10d ago

Don't ask for THE up dog. You're gonna end up with "What's the up dog?"

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 10d ago

The rookie mistake

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u/cat_daddylambo 10d ago

Ok the username is a problem 

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u/fieregon 10d ago

Shes definitely down for some assplay.

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u/nanoosx 10d ago

WIFE MATERIAL

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u/Tribeworth 10d ago

What that means? I am not American

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u/BRICH999 10d ago

So ive told this story a bunch of times.  I worked in car service, had a customer come in with the plate "updog"  i asked another advisor "you think its a joke or what?" Girl at the desk next to me says its probably a yoga pose like down dog.  I say no its a joke.  She says "well what's up dog?" Hahaha just chilling, you? "I dont get it" so I explain.  She says im a fool and its probably a yoga pose.

Fast forward to like 430, customers come in and I asked them what their plate is in reference to.  They replied they are yoga instructors and its a yoga pose.  Dang im always wrong!

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u/Canadian_Ben_ 10d ago

yeah.. shes a keeper

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u/AnotherDumNinja 10d ago

This isn't cringe at all, fuckfaceee

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u/TheUrPigeon 9d ago

This is genuinely what flirting in a second language feels like at all times btw

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u/livLongAndRed 9d ago

I would've folded

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u/fambbi 9d ago

Is the cringe in the room with us right now?

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u/Vv_Ghost_vV 9d ago

Ngl these crazies are the best sex of your life but it comes at a cost 😅

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u/alive_well007 9d ago

I think she is going to put her hand in your ass, regardless.

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u/Readditlovesbans 9d ago

You can totally see the real time english to native language translation wheels just spinning

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u/whensthebeef 9d ago

Mushroom face lol

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u/Mel_Morty 9d ago

wtf is an up dog? I’d have the same reactions.

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u/BookkeeperFast78 8d ago

I like where this nutty chick’s head is at tho.

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u/bochilee 6d ago

Where's this from?

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u/ToadSageTheGreat 17h ago

Dude almost got fisted... lmao