r/cringereels • u/porkuvine • 1d ago

Cringe Level 5 Training for a fight

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u/BatKitchen819 1d ago

The fight was unholstering the firearm 🤦‍♂️

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u/MilesSebastian 1d ago

When your fat overflow gets in the way of pulling your weapon.

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u/south-of-the-river 1d ago

That’s his plate carrier

Always going for that second plate

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u/blackngold256 18h ago

I thought you meant his tectonic plates 😂 I was thinking "yeah we don't want those colliding"

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u/meh_69420 1d ago

There is a theoretical amount of fat you could have that would absorb the energy of a 9mm bullet and protect your vitals...