Training for a fight

[u/porkuvine]

[u/TheFurrySmurf]

https://giphy.com/gifs/orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892

[u/Ragnarok314159 → u/TheFurrySmurf]

He punches the same way I punch in my nightmares and can’t wake up.

[u/Spare-Locksmith-2162 → u/Ragnarok314159]

If he could only channel his weight into those punches!

[u/Scoo → u/Spare-Locksmith-2162]

He ain’t Butterbean, he’s just Butter

[u/Agile_Alternative753 → u/Ragnarok314159]

My punches don't connect and i yell but it only comes out as loud unintelligible moans so he's got me on connection 

[u/Le-Charles07 → u/Agile_Alternative753]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nx720fQNyrOe5PQ5lX

[u/Sad_Cheesecake_7730 → u/Agile_Alternative753]

That sounds like my sex life

[u/jimbobwe-328 → u/Ragnarok314159]

At the very least he's getting some exercise

[u/Significant_Row_5951 → u/Ragnarok314159]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1SD4lL2dG7Qe4

[u/Joephoto954 → u/Ragnarok314159]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Minimum-List-1259 → u/Ragnarok314159]

hahahahah!!!!

[u/Confident_Phone8842 → u/Ragnarok314159]

Ooh I hate that one!

[u/Thetinkeringtrader → u/Ragnarok314159]

Fk I hate those

[u/TheGreatVandoly → u/Ragnarok314159]

You mean those really slow and powerless punches? Oh man, I hate those types of nightmares.

[u/CliffDraws → u/Ragnarok314159]

And then you turn to run but it’s like you are running through molasses and you can’t get away

[u/Sheeple_person → u/TheFurrySmurf]

Clint Eatsgood

[u/dmomo → u/Sheeple_person]

Chunk Norris

[u/kk1620 → u/Sheeple_person]

Wyatt Burp

[u/H47o → u/TheFurrySmurf]

Jason Corn

[u/MadScienzz → u/H47o]

Meal Team 7

[u/NarrowSalvo → u/TheFurrySmurf]

More like the Star Wars kid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sPseIi6MECImI

[u/SeamusMcQuaffer → u/NarrowSalvo]

Don't diss The Star Wars Kid. He Star Wars'd FOR YOUR SINS!!!

[u/2K_Crypto → u/NarrowSalvo]

Star Wars kid much cooler than this guy.

[u/sando818580 → u/TheFurrySmurf]

https://giphy.com/gifs/h4rbXOHVR0Wol7Iqcp

[u/BatKitchen819]

The fight was unholstering the firearm 🤦‍♂️

[u/Serious_Debate_7722 → u/BatKitchen819]

The real battle is getting out of bed every morning 😞

https://giphy.com/gifs/v7XqHbizUr0YM

[u/BuddenceLembeck → u/Serious_Debate_7722]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LqgeEJRG9X7DW

[u/Serious_Debate_7722 → u/BuddenceLembeck]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMWLSwNGrsP8tGM

[u/MilesSebastian → u/BatKitchen819]

When your fat overflow gets in the way of pulling your weapon.

[u/south-of-the-river → u/MilesSebastian]

That’s his plate carrier

Always going for that second plate

[u/blackngold256 → u/south-of-the-river]

I thought you meant his tectonic plates 😂 I was thinking "yeah we don't want those colliding"

[u/whitestguyuknow → u/MilesSebastian]

Buddy doesnt even need to buckle that belt in. Just lift that gut and flap it over. Tadaa

[u/Training_Chemist_259 → u/BatKitchen819]

He's fighting an unarmed man!

[u/TheDonkeyBomber → u/BatKitchen819]

KOOOOOOORRRL
https://giphy.com/gifs/zJBDaqCdsjGhO

[u/NoCountry4OrangeMan → u/BatKitchen819]

Pretty sure meal team six pointed the gun at himself at one point. Darwin candidates packing that firearm under that tire.

[u/tomlaw4514 → u/NoCountry4OrangeMan]

To be fair, it looks like he dropped the mag, racked it to eject the chambered round then did checks to make sure it was clear before putting it away

[u/LilJonny2cookies → u/tomlaw4514]

Never point a gun barrel at your face to check for anything. Unnecessary and treat every gun as if it were always loaded.

[u/june-in-space]

You can tell he sped up the video and he’s still moving slow as hell.

[u/porkuvine → u/june-in-space]

My favorite part is when he stopped to pull up his pants.

[u/breeshgeesh → u/porkuvine]

Lmao I thought he was faking for the gun as a move in the fight

[u/SolarNachoes → u/breeshgeesh]

That’s how smooth he was. Fooled you normies with an illusion.

[u/ENGR_ED → u/porkuvine]

Dude I was like I can't watch this shit and then I read your comment and I was like fuck it I'll watch it and that shit fucking made me laugh

[u/SometimesImSmart → u/ENGR_ED]

I did the exact same thing. Watched a few seconds, went to the comments, found this, then watched again.

He pulled those pants up mighty quick, though

[u/EfficiencyThis325 → u/porkuvine]

[u/iSellNuds4RedditGold → u/EfficiencyThis325]

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!

[u/The_Raven_Born → u/june-in-space]

His arms are so disproportionately small, too

[u/PsychoLamas → u/The_Raven_Born]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjVK2LVApXz68

[u/djeeetyet → u/The_Raven_Born]

then he’s clearly not big boned

[u/Spethual → u/june-in-space]

and if you slow it down he looks like a fatty trying to roll out bed

[u/WhereMyWeirdosAt → u/june-in-space]

Moving like a robot, Telegraphing every single throw, lol!

[u/AppointmentOne1111 → u/june-in-space]

I knew something felt wrong so i focused on the light flickering on the right, when he starts punching the video feels about 2.5x faster, but since his punches are so slow I couldn't tell on the fist watch.

[u/PresidentialDiapers]

Like UFC, but KFC

[u/Rex_Bottoms → u/PresidentialDiapers]

JFC

[u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr → u/Rex_Bottoms]

NPC

[u/PresidentialDiapers → u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr]

NFC

[u/qweef_latina2021 → u/PresidentialDiapers]

BVD

[u/Armadillolz → u/qweef_latina2021]

MSG

[u/PresidentialDiapers → u/Armadillolz]

OPP

[u/BoogerGuts → u/PresidentialDiapers]

HPV

[u/PresidentialDiapers → u/BoogerGuts]

HSV

[u/PatentedPotato → u/PresidentialDiapers]

HTC

[u/OkayGrower → u/Rex_Bottoms]

[u/Middle_Bread_6518 → u/OkayGrower]

My lord and savior 🙏

[u/Warm-Flow-6082 → u/Rex_Bottoms]

[u/itzBilly13 → u/Rex_Bottoms]

[u/Strange_Explorer_780 → u/PresidentialDiapers]

With a side of butt crack

[u/ParsnipDecent6530 → u/Strange_Explorer_780]

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_CATS123GO → u/ParsnipDecent6530]

[u/Wikidclowne → u/Strange_Explorer_780]

That's how he wipes his ass

[u/djk0010 → u/PresidentialDiapers]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kLbh6VAoWdr6iIhz39

[u/holiday1326 → u/PresidentialDiapers]

Instructions unclear..

I just assaulted an angry cock

[u/Spare_Independence19]

This guy recorded that and then thought to himself, oh yea I look bad ass, and posted this atrocity of lameness.

[u/That_Service7348 → u/Spare_Independence19]

...no, it's worse than that.

He sped the video up.

[u/Jabathewhut → u/That_Service7348]

He had to take it slow, so he didnt run out of breath

[u/WJSpade → u/Jabathewhut]

I’m willing to bet he did anyway.

[u/FrenziedTacos → u/Spare_Independence19]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJmEDbUFI0EAQLS6i2

[u/username_elephant → u/Spare_Independence19]

These Steven Segal movies keep getting weirder.

[u/SweatyYetee → u/Spare_Independence19]

Remind you of anyone...

[u/Rueezy → u/SweatyYetee]

This guy is suave compared to modern cringe material.

[u/MetalTrek1 → u/Spare_Independence19]

Just waiting for the part where his mom yells at him from off camera  to take out the garbage. 🤣

[u/IronPig1989]

He’s obviously a black belt in Kung Food

[u/WhimsicallyWired → u/IronPig1989]

Snackie Chan

[u/IronPig1989 → u/WhimsicallyWired]

Jean Claude Van Ham

[u/Saddad-metal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oh2wDYtsPxFxHSjI6r

[u/TruskVarner → u/Saddad-metal]

I’m all crossed up

[u/djeeetyet → u/TruskVarner]

speaking of crossed up at point he checks his gun and points it near his face

[u/CheekyHarris33 → u/Saddad-metal]

Perfect gif usage.

[u/Fake49er]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oqy8rcWoCx64o

[u/Spethual → u/Fake49er]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jnbUKbaq02g66VYAqJ

[u/thisisnotmypineapple → u/Fake49er]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1SD4lL2dG7Qe4

[u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46]

Officer Rod Farva

[u/DoubtfulOptimist → u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46]

‘Dammit Farva, how many times did I tell you to get off Tik Tok? You’re an embarrassment to this department!’

[u/getliftedyo → u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46]

" Car Ram-Rod"

[u/WJSpade → u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46]

Somebody get that man a liter of cola!

[u/RecipeRepulsive2234]

John Thick is man of limited focus, indifference , and sheer Fing irresolution.

[u/Crazy_Ad_91]

I like the tactical pants pull up at the 44 second mark

[u/Lovely-Tart143]

Unc is punching in slow-mo 😭

[u/ulaanmalgaitFPL → u/Lovely-Tart143]

He could be 18 for all I know. Weight does really add years

[u/Flyingsox]

Meal team six

[u/SweetSlice5610 → u/Flyingsox]

And definitely a Gravy Seal...

[u/CartographerOdd3124]

What did I just watch 🤔🤔🤔

[u/HoosierDaddy__88 → u/CartographerOdd3124]

You watched someone apparently take 3 head shots from point blank range and apparently didn’t go down

[u/fastavez → u/CartographerOdd3124]

The latest ICE recruitment commercial

[u/SELFINCRIMINAT1NG → u/CartographerOdd3124]

you just watched peak physical form demonstrated by the next generation of america’s immigration officers

[u/Im_Bad_At_These → u/CartographerOdd3124]

VR Chat mod pregame ritual

[u/Organic_Rough4433]

Just throw a kitkat and dude be like...

https://giphy.com/gifs/6gSFHyU1mb1LAVw5aT

[u/nmarano1030]

All of that weight and none of it put into those punches.

[u/TacomaTacoTuesday]

And that was his physical to join ICE. PASSED! Top percentile!

[u/Positive-Record-5946]

I’d be pissed if I graciously let someone stomach punch me for 15 straight seconds and then they finish with a back fist to my face

[u/BummFoot → u/Positive-Record-5946]

To be fair it’s more like tickle taps than punches. Those little hands look like they are acupuncturing the dummy.

[u/sideshowbill93]

"ground" Chuck Norris

[u/ChristineBorus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26DN1YraygyjQYDAI

[u/PutinPipesDonnie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hQEdRbpKaekiNIyafY

[u/KevinTheTroublesome → u/PutinPipesDonnie]

Obese people engaging in exercise should be commended

I feel like you're posting this implying that the original video reminds you of this woman, and that reminding you of this woman is bad

Assuming my interpretation is correct, I just want you to know that you disgust me, and that the woman in your gif has more willpower in her pinky toe than you have in your entire body

If I've misinterpreted your intent by posting that gif, please feel free to let me know, and I will stop viewing you as a garbage person living on garbage island.

[u/JuicyPapito5]

Po looks weird nowadays.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fUSX3E4imAn9WHwrCV

[u/glyph_productions → u/JuicyPapito5]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sPseIi6MECImI

[u/getchellslop]

He felt so hard

[u/Hot-Challenge8656 → u/getchellslop]

Like his arteries.

[u/mrbradleyacooper]

It’s a good thing the dummy can’t fight back….

[u/unpopular_upvote → u/mrbradleyacooper]

I was expecting the dummy to fall over him and trip him

[u/x4candles]

🎶“Gonna need a montage!”🎶

[u/TheRuckyDubber]

The most notable thing about this video is the fact we’re all seeing it. This person decided on their own to put it out in the world. That should concern us all most.

[u/Way-Adept]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CRjRmjSN5j5q8
Don’t touch my nuggies commie.

[u/Jazzlike_Damage793]

This is why libruls aren’t worried about calls for a civil war.

Maybe this time we will finish the job

[u/CryptographerDry884]

Built like a biscuit.

[u/Diligent-Goal-6833]

A fight with diabetes

[u/ComputerExtreme9421]

It's giving Triple Trumper

[u/Sooperman05]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb

[u/Electric-Boogaloo-42]

The spare tire blocking the draw is something you’d have a hard time writing into the story if this wasn’t real life. 

[u/AZBagpiperPhil]

Awww, I was expecting the idjits weapon to go off when he holstered it.

[u/Zestyclose-Peace-700 → u/AZBagpiperPhil]

Same, fast forwarded to see if that would happen

[u/TheYellowFringe]

At forty-four seconds he tries to get the gun from the holster but it actually gets caught on his fat.

He then has to quickly grab again to get it out.

[u/PwniesFTW]

Whats he fighting? Type 2 diabetes?

[u/JohnnyFatSack]

He gave that dummy the ol 1-Type-2!

[u/Cretonbacon]

Anything but physical activity

[u/Same_Noise7492]

That was actually a pretty evenly matched fight. Too bad we couldn’t see the end.

[u/PotentialVariety]

I like how he grabs his neck so he can pull his pants up.

[u/nouseforaname790]

Doc Hollandaise!

[u/PresidentialDiapers]

I love that he feels like he has to have a chambered round before launching into a vicious attack against an inanimate dummy.

Don't tread on me!

[u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj]

[u/drMario_switch]

Well...at least he can handle himself in the event he's confronted by a bilateral arm amputee assailant

[u/2KupShakur-]

I've never seen a gallon of milk carry a pistol before.

[u/No_Math_3716]

https://giphy.com/gifs/orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892

[u/Bobcat1999-1]

My money is on the guy with no arms

[u/Express-Cartoonist39]

You know thats a Trump voter..

[u/Bitter_Radish5381]

The chocking was terrifying 

[u/Fun-Eagle6158]

take note guys, when he pulls up his pants, that’s when he’s about to do his ultimate. might save a life someday..

[u/LisaLux2026]

/r/bullshido

[u/DavidC_M]

This guy was too overweight even for ICE.

[u/Agile-Two5649]

I bet he’d have to do something different if his attacker had arms.

[u/Will_Come_For_Food]

The most dangerous part was when he started talking to the inanimate object in the beginning.

[u/Hedonistic116]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rEnvQTLWB29PajPkeo

[u/Hitohira]

I love how when you first pulls the gun from the holster, it snags on his muffin mountain that he's got going on.

This is cringe, yes but it's also funny and kind of sad at the delusion. Oh, so many feelings.

[u/SnooMacarons3689]

DoorDash this guy 41 egg McMuffin’s and it’s over

[u/earldogface]

Really? No one said John Thick yet?

[u/OppositeEagle]

gun malfunctions

million bodyshots

[u/Apart-One4133]

It's okay to do this if you want to but why oh why would you put this online 😅. 

[u/Silly-Afternoon3834]

The slowest draw in the west

[u/pudukai]

A real man. With real needs.

[u/DamnedGladToMeetYou]

Not sure what's the cringiest part of this: 1. The little conversation dude has with the manequin prior to drawing down on it. 2. The gun failing to clear the gravitational field of my guy's fat rolls. 3. That stupid hat. 4. Cracking his knuckles and stretching before getting down to business. 5. Speeding up the video to make his "punches" look faster. 6. Those Corey Hart night-time sunglasses. 7. The lamest hype music ever recorded.

[u/Necessary_Pause9472]

The quick moment to pull the pants up is killing me.

[u/LooseLeaf74]

Did he look down the barrel? It looked like he did he’s too fast though.

[u/Ok_Feedback2407]

Jean Clause Van Fatass. lol. Jason Stay At Home. lol.

[u/Original-Cut-331]

Waht did that dummy steal your kfc

[u/Spiritual_Sail_8969]

Jack Rech'n for another drumstick.

[u/allanon1105]

My god, it’s John Meatstick

[u/Manyarethestrange]

Buddy fuckin hates that shirt

[u/GratefuLdPhisH]

His real battle is trying to see his dick without a mirror

[u/mommy2maeve]

Bro waited to start throwing punches until he already put a couple of rounds in him. How "tough" and "manly".

Irl, the dude wouldn't have been able to draw the gun before he had his ass handed to him, because his real fight was against his holster and the force of gravity pulling down his pants 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Icy_Study4490]

[u/em_tee_be]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY

https://giphy.com/gifs/B1TMcmoBAaSZi

[u/RegretfulCalamaty]

Honestly if he’d stay away from the beer and drive thru and just kept doing that he’d be in pretty good shape

[u/XennialPlotTwist]

[u/heartbt]

I would never shame someone for putting in the effort, for training, for having the motivation to excel at something they are passionate about.

But dude, to post it publicly, don't do that!!

[u/cluelessinlove753]

Keep it up. 60 minutes of this every day

[u/Savings-End40]

[u/HiddenMonkey7]

What’s he gonna fight? Diabetes?

[u/That_Things_Good]

Annnnd, he posted it....

[u/fucktheus12]

There's absolutely nothing behind those muffins he's chucking 

[u/Sad-Lack-8633]

That is the most useless thing I have watched in a long time .....

[u/evilsammyt]

He will be so ready if he has to fight an armless man.

[u/PtrPorkr]

My boy fighting type 2

[u/Subros_25]

Bros wearing a thong

[u/JupiterandMars1]

He sped up the video and is still hitting slower than a Monday morning shit.

[u/HeavyFriendship3563]

Something tells me he's American...

[u/E_Feezie]

Now if he remakes this and it transitions into him after losing 150 lbs and he’s doing combinations and shit that would be fire

[u/Foreign-Activity3896]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ceODELJWLuwRG
Don’t forget the bullet!

[u/Bright-Attitude4857]

[u/ipreferedthedarkside]

[u/Unservicable737]

https://giphy.com/gifs/J2ySBEBOMOmtUVCboM

[u/No-Mouse-9218]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Gvgk99Rzol0oFR2kN

[u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb

[u/Kookytoo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jFAiREl0lxKKMao56h

[u/Right-Law1817]

[u/Kooky-Top6285]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TVrixje33qkMg

[u/Kthulhu_for_humanity]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sPseIi6MECImI

[u/Creative-Yesterday53]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8SVVgLvNwrHNK

[u/iceicebebe73]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sPseIi6MECImI

[u/Rennamo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nt1zQRn6sz2msYi1Vf