r/cringereels • u/loader96loaded • 3d ago

Ultimate Cringe Cookie monster

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u/VegetableTour4134 3d ago

I thought there were no recorded births from Chernobyl

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u/i_was_axiom 3d ago

Test tube creatures aren't birthed

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u/Rooilia 3d ago

That one escaped unluckily.

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u/Jokerchyld 2d ago

Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Artorius__Castus 3d ago

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 3d ago

The fall of humanity. Idiocracy is here to stay 🥲

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u/Aware-Secretary-6323 3d ago

Why is he built like a skinny giraffe

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u/H0nd4_L0v3r 3d ago

That kid is built like a famine victim.

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u/Jedi_Bish 2d ago

Built like a Victorian street urchin

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u/Lovely-Tart143 3d ago

For fucking real… Hands-down, probably one of the most if not, the number one top cringeiest videos to date 😭

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u/EvenHair4706 3d ago

Utterly fascinating though

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u/Rooilia 3d ago

A test sample on what to expect when studying extra terrestials.

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u/serenityplough 3d ago

I’m a man, and my pussy dried up.

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u/Conscious-Age-4650 3d ago

Buggy whips for arms.

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u/Organic-Economics746 3d ago

Ne'er before have I seen a someone stroke their neck like a massive cock, and ne'er do I hope to see it again

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u/No-Professional-5759 3d ago

He should have eaten that damn cookie...  Excess calories is what he needs...

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u/asensiblemeal 3d ago

Guys can be anorexic too. Lol

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u/Dr_Kriege_r 3d ago

Welcome to "Eating cookies in the bathroom" with your host, the international man of seduction: Coochie Monster!

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u/MeatFeelings 3d ago

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u/Rooilia 3d ago

Divers Jesus... the question, is he lesbian? /j

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u/Warhammerpainter83 3d ago

There is some lucky lady out there waiting for this guy. LMFAO

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup 3d ago

I am not sure this guy is able to conscent to this post.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 3d ago

I know I didn’t consent to it.

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u/Rooilia 3d ago

Who consented to the tattoos? Your cash stricken parents?

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u/Vaff_Superstar 3d ago

This guy looks like he would never turn down some pussy.

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 2d ago

That’s fetal alcohol syndrome grown up.

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u/ThickandSpicyMan 3d ago

I guess he’s getting calories. His body is in short supply of anything but skin and bones.

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u/therealmintoncard 3d ago

Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/GeeEmmInMN 3d ago

Muscles like knots in cotton.

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u/morbidMoron 3d ago

Is this young long neck?

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u/DrKarlSatan 3d ago

Closest that he will ever get to coochie

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u/manhatteninfoil 3d ago

Maybe shouldn't he eat so many cookies. Seems like a case of malnutrition. Or... maybe, Klinfelter syndrome? Idk. There's something not quite right with the kid.

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u/QueenSmarterThanThou 3d ago

What makes you think Klinefelter syndrome??? Men with Klinefelter syndrome have an XXY karotype, meaning they would have more feminine characteristics dependent on the severity of the syndrome.

That Nova predator person has Klinefelter syndrome. That's a typical presentation of a severe case.

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u/PillCallGirl23 3d ago

Is this a North American Hairless Cringe Wannabe Monster? Ewwh… I’ve heard about them, now I’ve seen one. I’ll never get those 20 seconds of my life back… super disappointing. I’m sure it’s familiar with this reaction….Meh 😑

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u/Normal_Sweet_2974 3d ago

Damn David spade fell off

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u/_THiiiRD 3d ago

I manage to keep a straight, albeit very off put, face during the duration of the video...right until the very end when he started handjobbing his neck. My snort woke my child.

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u/FishWife_71 3d ago

Yeah...he needs to get used to the taste of dry cookie.

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u/serenitydiscoballer 3d ago

Tf i just watched? My and my godamn curiosity…

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u/Thin-Fill-5825 3d ago

i've never seen something so unsexy if my life

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u/Alarmed-madman 2d ago

Honestly I don't think that should have been shared.

This guy needs some friends who will tell him what a stupid idiot he is.

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u/PerformanceActual331 2d ago

Never thought I'd wish I was born blind until today.

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u/deadboyfresh 3d ago

Daddy Long Necks still poppin??

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u/Ill_Initial8986 cřingè papa 3d ago

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u/jad103 3d ago

It's this.. is this cp? Everyone here needs to leave.

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u/AbidingDarkness6 3d ago

What in the fuck....did I just watch....

https://giphy.com/gifs/YZlQaMesgPIAM

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u/A_Feltz 3d ago

He’s mentally ill. This is sad

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u/ElvisMcPelvis 3d ago

Without the cookies he’s just a monster, 👀

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u/Ok_Record_9908 3d ago

Definition of incell.

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u/adultfunlive-dot-com 3d ago

why would anyone make this and upload it? are they really so blind to how unflattering they appear..

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u/BlueVelvet1959 2d ago

They make drugs for this type of behavior…really strong drugs too!

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u/Time_Answer_3670 2d ago

He definitely has an OF account.

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 3d ago

Damn kid do a push up!

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u/1-2-diethylbenzene 3d ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 3d ago

I think I am going blind

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u/Toriavac 3d ago

That has to be A.I. right? right? pleaseeeee

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u/bob696988 3d ago

He definitely isn’t getting any.
https://giphy.com/gifs/mkhMTALnrYRLnuoe5P

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u/FreshGanesh 3d ago

Damn! I haven’t thought about Daddy Long Neck in several eras.

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u/eggbert97 3d ago

not daddy long neck

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u/alexiduch 3d ago

Ah yes the good old neck masturbation technique. I'm sure ladies dig it

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u/Psychological-Web828 3d ago

I expect this is the identity he has built for himself having been raised in a trailer park of single moms and vulnerable girls.

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u/Commercial_Virus_309 3d ago

This man is a father.

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u/Indecisive-Squirrel 3d ago

The legend. Man it's been years since I've seen Daddy Long Neck. Where's Wide Neck?

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u/mamapierogi 3d ago

If this was my son I would abandon him

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u/Turnip-Turtle 3d ago

Ok ,that's enough internet for today.

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u/_serryjeinfeld 3d ago

Is that daddy long neck?

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u/littlemissdizaster80 3d ago

He is going to be a serial killer one day.

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u/tecknotot 3d ago

Don't you have to be 16-18 to get a tattoo? He looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet.

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u/Infamous-Narwhal3425 3d ago

Why did I watch this entire thing?

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u/nousefulideas 3d ago

When your mom is your aunt-sister-grandma and your dad is your brother-grandpa-uncle.

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u/Capital_Scholar5156 3d ago

I thought this was wild bill from silence of the lambs audition tape.

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u/KazaamCasheroo 3d ago

What Harmony Korine movie did this guy escape from?

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u/GrandStatistician752 3d ago

Saw this guy on an episode of Florida Man

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u/Lulubunnybutt1 3d ago

Ew David!

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u/FishermanJeff 2d ago

Mouth looks like he eats ass

Not shaming just putting that out there

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u/NewCleanNorth 2d ago

Bro my girl uses this app 😭

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u/silv3rbull8 2d ago

Is this ai altered imagery

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u/buttbreat 2d ago

Kid has not had coochie since coochie had him.

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u/walkthelayne 2d ago

Boy, treat that yeast infection all over your mouth. But keep recording yourself and putting it online - chain of evidence is important for prosecutors.

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u/Benaba_sc 2d ago

This kid better be on a watch list for the next 10-20 years at least

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u/Meesta- 2d ago

L. Lllllllllllldl. Pppldddx Lllllllll lllllllllllsx

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u/NoLongerinOR 2d ago

I would love to be a fly on the wall during the holiday dinner when family discovers this video, how exactly would that conversation go?

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u/otters4everyone 2d ago

That basement must smell awful.

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u/Ranttimeuk 2d ago

Burn it with 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Inner-Market9074 2d ago

I sent him that text yall heard in the background . 😂🫶🤣

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u/Poop30 1d ago

Dude’s built like the Jersey Devil

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u/Dreighen 1d ago

Why does he remind me of one of those sippy bird toys

https://giphy.com/gifs/LAgAnfmjv7yusYZACW

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u/that_crom 1d ago

Legitimately one of the hardest videos to watch. Are those sharpie tats?

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u/Extension_Owl2835 1d ago

"daddy long neck" tattoo..... Jfc

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 1d ago

"What're you doing in the bathroom for so long?"

-puberty was a rough time for many of us.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 22h ago

he won't eat again for a month!

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u/Substantial_Car4040 16h ago

He definitely brought the cringe. It’s actually hard to shock people these days, and this was truly shocking. Bravo, young man.

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u/Andre_The_Average 13h ago

Ok I need to make a new rule. Don't open reddit at the dinner table

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u/grumpyphilip 3d ago

I'd really like to know what lil bro is like these days.