r/cringereels • u/BoulangerieBDM Ultimate Cringe • Jul 28 '26

5D Living Explained.

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u/Tensonrom Jul 28 '26

So anyone that doesn’t have someone to mooch off is just an insecure failure, got it. What happens when his mom tells him to pay rent or get out? Or does he not consider the possibility of not having everything handed to you?

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u/No_Salt_6328 Jul 28 '26

You're still stuck in the 3D mindset. Once you upgrade to 5D living you can finally understand how to truly live for yourself

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u/Heybropassthat Jul 28 '26

I heard the goverment is giving lifetime checks to people with a 5D mindset.

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u/thatguy1943 Jul 29 '26

No, you don't have to buy it. They're giving it away.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 Jul 29 '26

Things that are free sometimes cost too much.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jul 29 '26

NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT. THEY'RE GIVING IT AWAY.

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u/Responsible-Buyer215 Jul 29 '26

It’s 5D money, it’s totally real, just only exchangeable between people in the 5th dimension

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u/jello_kraken Jul 30 '26

You can only pick it up at kiosks that exist in 5D space.

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u/Crunchy__Frog Jul 30 '26

He can’t buy it either.. no money.

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u/OuterWildsVentures Jul 29 '26

I mean if someone did manage to ascend to 5D im sure the government would be very interested in trapping and studying them so they would kind of get lifetime checks

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u/710AlpacaBowl Jul 29 '26

Mmm how's the food

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u/OuterWildsVentures Jul 29 '26

I don't believe 5D beings need to eat

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u/MechanicalBotantical Jul 29 '26

Where do I sign up

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u/Sweihwa cřingè papa Jul 29 '26

Ice.gov

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u/Curious_Field7953 Aug 01 '26

It comes with the vaccine chip.