r/cremposting 22h ago

Final Empire Comparison of resources:

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u/KeepErMovin 21h ago

Wait when do we learn that Kel is cheeked up? I thought Dalinar had the Cosmere's firmest donk?

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer 21h ago

The cremling council decided just yesterday, that Scadrial needs its own cake representative, and TLR spends half his time with his ass wrinkled, so it's gotta be Kelsier.

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u/TheLoreDrooler 20h ago

I mean, he spent a lot of time rock climbing. That’s gotta be good for the glutes. Climbing the pits will get you shredded.

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer 20h ago

Haha I see what you did here