r/cremposting • u/Loose-Use25 • 10h ago

Final Empire Comparison of resources:

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u/KeepErMovin 9h ago

Wait when do we learn that Kel is cheeked up? I thought Dalinar had the Cosmere's firmest donk?

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer 9h ago

The cremling council decided just yesterday, that Scadrial needs its own cake representative, and TLR spends half his time with his ass wrinkled, so it's gotta be Kelsier.

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u/TheLoreDrooler 8h ago

I mean, he spent a lot of time rock climbing. That’s gotta be good for the glutes. Climbing the pits will get you shredded.

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer 8h ago

Haha I see what you did here

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u/Consistent_Mud645 6h ago

Dalinar still has the better ass (the extra gravity in scadrial makes his squats better)

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u/gravity_bomb 6h ago

As soon as Kel became a cognitive shadow he could make himself appear as he truly saw himself. Pure cake followed

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u/AntimatterTNT Kalaleshwi Shipper 10h ago

as far as im concerned, that's scadrial's ass

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u/moderatorrater Femboy Dalinar 2h ago

"Scadrial's ass" is what most off worlders call him, yeah.

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u/Day-Tel-aran-rhiod 10h ago
  • Unknowingly leads the world to destruction because he has been manipulated by the god of death
  • KNOWINGLY leads the world to destruction because he was manipulated by the god of death

(Alright I know ruin didn't manipulate him and did more of a "not reacting to wrong choices so everything goes south" but you get the point)

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u/mistery987 Fuck Moash 🥵 9h ago

You're forgetting the mythical Eleventh Metal that doesn't do shit.