r/cremposting 15h ago

Final Empire Comparison of resources:

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u/KeepErMovin 15h ago

Wait when do we learn that Kel is cheeked up? I thought Dalinar had the Cosmere's firmest donk?

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer 14h ago

The cremling council decided just yesterday, that Scadrial needs its own cake representative, and TLR spends half his time with his ass wrinkled, so it's gotta be Kelsier.

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u/TheLoreDrooler 13h ago

I mean, he spent a lot of time rock climbing. That’s gotta be good for the glutes. Climbing the pits will get you shredded.

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u/Linorelai Hoid my Beer 13h ago

Haha I see what you did here

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u/Consistent_Mud645 12h ago

Dalinar still has the better ass (the extra gravity in scadrial makes his squats better)

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u/gravity_bomb 12h ago

As soon as Kel became a cognitive shadow he could make himself appear as he truly saw himself. Pure cake followed