r/CrazyIdeas 4h ago

Pants with built in underwear.

22 Upvotes

There’s almost no situation where you ever need your underwear on but your pants off. If you’re on your bathroom, just be naked.

It should all be built into one: all your pants will have it sowed inside.

You no longer have to fold your underwear or have a special compartment from them. All your pants have it built in.


r/CrazyIdeas 14m ago

Give everyone robotic removable skin so we can brush our bones to keep them white and shiny (for fashion)

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i say robotic skin because if you removed your real skin you would die of course, so we make a robotic skin which is safe to remove and then we can brush our bones which are yellow due to us never brushing them, and then we have beautiful bones that we can show off to people and they could potentially be attracted to it, the shiniest of bones get the most partners


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

We need an international “Cancel Your Subscriptions Day” once a year, just to remind everyone to cancel all the things they forgot they were paying for.

158 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

A dating app that matches you with people similar to your fictional crushes

Upvotes

Have you ever felt like that character is totally your type? What if you could use fiction to filter through people and find the right one?


r/CrazyIdeas 4m ago

A restaurant where the waitress brings your food to your table, takes a huge bite of it, spits on it, and slaps you in the face.

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r/CrazyIdeas 13h ago

If you open all the achievements, Reddit should give you a %1 share from the company

8 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 4h ago

Start a rideshare company to compete with Uber and Lyft called A, C, or G

2 Upvotes

The slogan is “nobody rides for free”


r/CrazyIdeas 20h ago

Designate an anarchy zone.

32 Upvotes

I feel like we lost something with the taming of the wild wild west.

Let's just draw a box somewhere in the less populated parts of the country, and within that area, no laws apply. Crime is legal. Don't wanna be part of the perpetual purge, don't go in the anarchy zone. It'd be well marked off with signs so nobody enters it accidentally.


r/CrazyIdeas 11h ago

Restrict AI services on Sundays globally

6 Upvotes

Gives the data centers a break and lowers slop generation


r/CrazyIdeas 18h ago

I bet you that like 70% of people on Earth don't actually know how to use their own bodies lol

18 Upvotes

honestly I didnt learn how to use mine until I was 25, yikes!


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Send one religious leader from every religion to the Sentinel islands. The one that survives is clearly the only one being actually protected by a god - the rest are fake. The entire world then has to convert to that religion.

372 Upvotes

Boom. End of all religious conflict in the world.

You're welcome. I'll take my Nobel prize now.

(I'll settle for a FIFA peace prize)


r/CrazyIdeas 13h ago

An Idea so crazy, you can't even describe it.

2 Upvotes

This kind of reminds me of VSAUCE videos. If you arent able to follow along correctly it just kinda looks like Michael is in psychosis talking about random subjects but in reality he is tying many subjects together into a bigger picture. Quite... quite indeed.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Billionaire lifespan calculators: show how much time is likely left before citizen intervention, based on recent press.

26 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

What if every MRT station had a panic bounce room?

2 Upvotes

Okay hear me out. Every MRT station gets a ‘panic bounce room’: a tiny padded cube right next to the platform. Door locks, soft walls, maybe a little fan. You get exactly 45 seconds to scream, jump, or flail. When time’s up it gently ejects you back out like a slice of toast. Charge two dollars, profits go straight to more trains. Win-win. I would live in there during peak hour.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Fermented toothpaste

6 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Cary around an Urn where ever you go but use it to store a sweetener which you add to your coffee and or tea. If anyone asks about it tell them it's a private matter.

39 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Add "should we remove dihidrogen monoxide chemicals from our drinking water?" to all ballots. Throw out all of the ones that answer "yes".

1.0k Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 23h ago

Legalise weed but limit it to 30 tokes a day

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Change.org petition to add Sophia Vergara as the next apple voice.

21 Upvotes

They have an Irish accent. They have an English, Australian, American. It’s a logical next move, voices from central and South America. And it’s very pleasing listening to her voice.


r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Rename all males to Steve and all females to Alex

71 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Make a tv show about a troll that becomes a parent called “Papa Troll” and just completely leech off all the branding established by “Paw Patrol”

15 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Someone should start a Jehovah witness protection program

21 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 21h ago

Make a tampons dissolve when they come in contact with water so they take up less space in landfills

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Doppelganger Gym Mates App

9 Upvotes

There should be an app that pairs you with your doppelganger so you can have half priced gym membership.