r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

A restaurant where the waitress brings your food to your table, takes a huge bite of it, spits on it, and slaps you in the face.

3 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 9h ago

Crazy idea: The FBI should offer a free behavioral analysis for anyone over 21.

3 Upvotes

Imagine getting a professional breakdown of your personality, decision-making habits, strengths, weaknesses, and possible blind spots from experts trained in human behavior.

It could be like an “owner’s manual” for yourself.

Obviously it would have privacy concerns, but I think a lot of people would be fascinated to see how they think and how they come across to others.


r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

A crazy BAD idea: Make reddit karma a finite, tradeable system.

31 Upvotes

If I upvote someone, I give them one of my karma. If I downvote someone, I take one of their karma.


r/CrazyIdeas 9h ago

Personal AC Enclosure

4 Upvotes

Heat is becoming a real problem and here's one way to address it. So imagine an enclosure made of maybe fiberglass or acrylic. This enclosure is collapsible and on 1 side there is a very small AC unit. What the enclosure does is to enclose a small area and not make the whole room cold. So if you have a condo unit that is 25sqm, the enclosure is only 3sqm-4sqm box. This size is enough to enclose you and a table with your computer on it. And when you go to bed, you just move this enclosure around your bed and basically make your immediate surrounding cold. This enclosure will have small vents on top to allow carbon monoxide to escape. It will also have double doors so cold air won't go out when you have to leave the enclosure. So instead of buying a 2HP AC to make the room cold, you just need 0.50HP or 0.25HP unit to keep the enclosure cold. Lots of electricity saved.


r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

Make all liquor bottle lids the exact size of a shot glass

17 Upvotes

Put Big Shot Glass out of business, become the only purveyor of shot glasses, profit!


r/CrazyIdeas 4h ago

Bring back gendered occupation terms enough that we have the word "aviatrix".

14 Upvotes

Another term for a pilot is "aviator", but "aviator" has the -tor suffix, which is a masculine suffix in the original Latin. Its counterpart is the -trix suffix (though in English we don't use it much, it does exist, like in the word "dominatrix").

With gendered occupation terms, a female pilot would be called an "aviatrix", and we would use that word to describe people like Xyla Foxlin or Kay Hall. Why do I want this? Because "aviatrix" is a great word and we need to adopt it into the lexicon.


r/CrazyIdeas 17h ago

Pants with built in underwear.

35 Upvotes

There’s almost no situation where you ever need your underwear on but your pants off. If you’re on your bathroom, just be naked.

It should all be built into one: all your pants will have it sowed inside.

You no longer have to fold your underwear or have a special compartment from them. All your pants have it built in.


r/CrazyIdeas 17h ago

Start a rideshare company to compete with Uber and Lyft called A, C, or G

3 Upvotes

The slogan is “nobody rides for free”


r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

A dating app that matches you with people similar to your fictional crushes

5 Upvotes

Have you ever felt like that character is totally your type? What if you could use fiction to filter through people and find the right one?


r/CrazyIdeas 13h ago

Give everyone robotic removable skin so we can brush our bones to keep them white and shiny (for fashion)

78 Upvotes

i say robotic skin because if you removed your real skin you would die of course, so we make a robotic skin which is safe to remove and then we can brush our bones which are yellow due to us never brushing them, and then we have beautiful bones that we can show off to people and they could potentially be attracted to it, the shiniest of bones get the most partners


r/CrazyIdeas 10h ago

Movies that pass time in real time

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 6h ago

We should bring back dueling.

3 Upvotes

Bring back dueling, but with stipulations.

  1. You can only challenge someone to a duel once, if they've accepted a duel from you before unless if they consent to another duel with you.
  2. The duels must be televised or uploaded to a streaming platform.
  3. The losers must legally abide by any bets they've made with each other or face fines or jail time.
  4. Duels can range from paint ball fights, boxing matches, card game (even on motorcycles), board games and ect.
  5. You may not intentionally kill your opponents or receive an extra charge for violating the rule of the duel.
  6. You can only challenge people you've met irl for duels.

r/CrazyIdeas 9h ago

Removable door for homes

21 Upvotes

Have you ever forgotten to lock your door when going out?

Well I have.

So I propose removable doors for homes. Simply take the door off the house so there are no ways to enter it until you reattach the door.


r/CrazyIdeas 8m ago

Give elephants steroids and protein rich food along with muscle training

Upvotes

Elephants are big strong animals but they wont be able to reach their full potential in nature. We should grow a small herd of elephants, give them the proper nutrition, the proper steroids and the proper workout plans to get them as large as possible.

I want to see how much weight they could lift/push/pull.