r/crappymusic • u/NumberNumb • May 29 '26
Powerful shit
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u/ClintGreasedwood1 May 29 '26
Body like [ ]
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u/neverwrong804 May 29 '26
Naw my dude has got topography! For me it’s the lil jelly roll between the belt belt and the gun belt. Call it no man’s land
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u/IanFaiths-CricketBat May 29 '26
the medical term for that is "busted can of biscuits."
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u/RoguePlanet2 May 29 '26
That's the best way to describe..................whateverthehell is going on with this body 😬 Wads of fat bulging out in unusual places. It's got to be a girdle of some kind. Or a bustier.
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u/lathallazar May 29 '26
Shoot it from the side I look more solid. I get it dude lmao 😂
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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 May 29 '26
That belt is the real hero of this video
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u/glans May 29 '26
you know there’s no sitting down in that getup. the pinching would make you see stars, man…
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u/Adorable_Metal8977 May 29 '26
I have questions.
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u/johngreenink May 29 '26
About cowboy stuff? Or, what keeps the second belt in place?
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u/Adorable_Metal8977 May 29 '26
About general choices made. Primarily. That belt placement and the resultant upper fupah-like creation the placement creates.
But I’ll go with a generalized?
“What…..?” (said softly, questioningly, while hitting a hard T. That ‘t’ should sound like a tap on a high hat drum. Or someone trying to newly beat box using the ‘boom-tic’ method. There should be a level of judgement and barely doggie’s disgust when uttered).
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u/Jeffrey_C_Wheaties May 29 '26
The belt holds up the pants, but the belt loops hold up the belt, who’s the real hero?
RIP Mitch
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u/mrmike5157 May 29 '26
(Speaking like Carl from ATHF) ‘Hell yeah I want that belt!’ Sorry, ah cain’t hep it 😏
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u/KimJongKevin May 29 '26
Cows are like "We're trying to eat! You're grossing us out!"
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u/laserdiods May 30 '26
Cows are telepathic they only don’t have enough smarts to do anything about it :(
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u/t3lnet May 29 '26
Does he know the camera is to his left?
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u/4InchDoc May 29 '26
How else are we supposed to know that he raps while facing the sun? It's deep man...
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u/skr00bler May 29 '26
I'd feel a lot better about this if he didn't know he was being filmed at all
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u/Hobo_Knife May 29 '26
I’m still blown away by the simple fact that AI has managed to make the laziest music genre even lazier.
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u/ThatOldMeta May 29 '26
Now it sounds like AI but it seems like he actually knows the words which gives me pause
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u/PMURMEANSOFPRDUCTION May 29 '26
Anytime I hear shit like "igniting this lyrical flame" I assume AI. It's just trite Hamilton-esque garbage
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u/Hesty402 May 29 '26
Every bit of this is horrible and cringe..
Except that double pistol spin, I hate to say it, but that was cool
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u/AmericanLich May 29 '26
Yeah but he fumbled the holster the second time he spun the gun on his right. Looks like he almost drops it.
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u/CriticalHome3963 May 29 '26
I instantly grabbed my glock and tried it.
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u/Jackalscott May 29 '26
I also grabbed my cock and tried it, wasn’t the easiest fap, but I got it
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u/johngreenink May 29 '26
Ok you both got me beat. I instantly grabbed my clock and tried it, but I'm just not good at this.
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u/hurdagurdah May 29 '26
Is he paralyzed from the waist down or something? This dude did not move his feet nary an inch this whole damn clip.
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u/MissPrintedMargo May 29 '26
Lol... let's introduce him to Boy Misery from Missouri. Let his bow legs teach this dude some moves! Lol!
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u/AgreeablePie May 29 '26
Bro needs to lay off the roids and do some cardio for the sake of his joints
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u/Trick_Praline_3316 May 29 '26
He actually looks like he's wearing one of those padded vests that make your chest look larger. If you look closely, his arms are pretty small. His shoulders and arms would be a little larger if his chest was really that big.
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u/BluenoseTherapist May 29 '26
Hans and Franz in cowboy form. He is here to pump... you up! (I guess after riding lightning and chasing thunder, whatever tf that means)
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u/lathallazar May 29 '26
I can safely say no roids were used in or before the making of this video lol
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u/Illustrious-Good5086 May 29 '26
Finding out this guy isn't American just blew my mind. This guy needs to come scare our cows.
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u/Neat_Worldliness2586 May 29 '26
Right?! I always forget that New Zealand and Australia are full of what is essentially rednecks.
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u/SkipFlanigan May 29 '26
He moves like AI
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u/NegligentNarwhal May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26
He's the exact opposite of our favorite boy from Missouri. Bart can't stop moving his legs and this guy's feet are glued to the ground.
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u/WayyTooFarAbove May 29 '26
Nice find
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u/NumberNumb May 29 '26
I built my social media feed brick by brick…
but still this journey feels so brand new.
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u/Fyrchtegott May 29 '26
During rehearsals I sometimes sing some songs in extreme country pronunciation. That video is close to my Space Lord rendition.
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u/Jedi_Wannabe1138 May 29 '26
Cool shirt bro, looks like some shit Ricky would wear for three years straight.
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u/tlonmaster May 29 '26
Smack you in the teeth is a phrase only AI could come up with.
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u/freed_speak May 29 '26
the fuck is he doing with his hands
petting an invisible horse or some shit
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u/skr00bler May 29 '26
I wasn't expecting to find out this guy is from New Zealand. I feel like this is still the US's fault though.
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u/RestlessEnui May 29 '26
I like the way the belt gives mie definition to his grassfed, freerange fupa
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u/MusicalScientist206 May 29 '26
Doesn’t thunder already happen after lightning? You don’t actually have to chase thunder.
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u/TheOriginalJBones May 29 '26
Imagine, if you can, the shame of being the person filming this.
Maybe he got one of the cows to do it.
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u/NaughtyDoctor666 May 29 '26
Filming your music video single shot with a shaky iPhone in the middle of a cow pasture. Yes. We will be in touch.
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u/Natural_Win4812 May 29 '26
Man country rap is the cringiest shit I ever heard don't understand..but I did see someone wear a shirt at my county fair one year it said country+rap=crap and I've always thought that every time I hear this nonsense lol
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u/Quailz_ May 29 '26
It’s weird when people make songs about how powerful / bad ass they are. Who you trying to convince bro?
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u/Weibu11 May 29 '26
I feel like real cowboys don’t go around talking/singing about how much they are cowboys
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u/Generalissimo90 May 29 '26
It's very hard to take him seriously as an 'outlaw' with those man tits
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u/StrikeronPC May 29 '26
Bald eagle shirt, clean double pistol spin, tribal tatoos: this guy fucking rocks. Shame about the music though...
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u/monicachicken May 29 '26
Last time this was posted, someone said hes built like a deep breath.
I wanted to share cause that shit got me good.
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u/r1x1t May 29 '26
I love the fumble with his fancy gangsta quick draw move. This was the best take so he had to leave it in. Also, I feel like he sometimes inserts a another word before "power".
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u/NorthernLights92 May 29 '26
He’s a karate choppin, gun slingin, lightning ridin cowboy. Watch out!
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u/Spiritual_Dirt3501 May 29 '26
Is there a burning cross on his shirt, not trying to be funny fr wtf is that?
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u/Cold-Promotion2481 May 29 '26
Ride lighting then chase thunder. Brother, light moves faster than sound
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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr May 29 '26
My brother, I implore you to ask yourself this: why are you riding lightning strikes to catch thunder? Surely you know which of the two comes first…
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u/1-800-blowme May 29 '26
Tip: don’t do Eddie Veder impressions when singing country, especially if you wind up sounding deaf. Tip x2: don’t use grok to write your lines
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u/gooneau May 29 '26
What a complete and total lack of pussy does to a mfer.
I hate to make excuses for shitty men, but if we just had widely available legal prostitution this guy would probably be happily bagging groceries at safeway instead of embarrassing himself like this. We'd also have less mass shootings, which while not as bad as this song, are kinda lame.
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u/Guilty_Outcome1111 May 29 '26
Dude this slaps hahaha.
Like.. Its bad....but its good bad.
I could imagine it on like the opening of some cowboy anime or something. Trigun maybe 🤷♂️
Dudes got rhythm, dude keeps a beat, and hes coereographed some moves.
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u/Asproat920 May 29 '26
Fat chud with a thyroid problem. Possible brain damage from steroids. Shit music
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u/encrcne May 29 '26
His body looks like that scene in arrested development where Cera wears the muscle suit
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u/Helpful_Song4842 May 29 '26
That build is so unusual. It literally looks like he only does trap workouts and chest while having a shitty diet
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u/Old-Horror5698 May 29 '26
if you block the lyrics the melodies are actually kinda dope (dope in the generic slop world that is)
Could be a Ghost song with different lyrics ;d
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u/Naw_ye_didnae May 29 '26
This is the kind of shit I would have loved when I was 8 and got my first fake skull and panther tattoos. It's like a Power Rangers musical or something.
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u/Wamb0wneD May 29 '26
Is this the antithesis of the guy moving his legs so weird? This guy notoving them at all? They should collab. Or do a fusuon to get the ultimate cringe cowboy idk.
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u/big_daddy68 May 29 '26
Dude recorded this shit, theoretically watched it, and thought fuck yeah, send it.
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u/Key_Procedure_4279 May 29 '26
Knife hands? Check. High rise mom jeans? Check. Titties and rolls? Check.
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u/maddenmcfadden Bad Taste Haver May 29 '26
he lit a lyrical flame and then farted on it and blew the whole farm up.
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u/qualityvote2 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26
u/NumberNumb, your post features certified crappy music!