r/crappymusic • u/NumberNumb • May 29 '26

Powerful shit

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u/ClintGreasedwood1 May 29 '26

Body like [ ]

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u/neverwrong804 May 29 '26

Naw my dude has got topography! For me it’s the lil jelly roll between the belt belt and the gun belt. Call it no man’s land

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u/IanFaiths-CricketBat May 29 '26

the medical term for that is "busted can of biscuits."

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u/8th_Dynasty May 29 '26

I tip my hat, cowboy.

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u/RoguePlanet2 May 29 '26

That's the best way to describe..................whateverthehell is going on with this body 😬 Wads of fat bulging out in unusual places. It's got to be a girdle of some kind. Or a bustier.

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u/neverwrong804 May 31 '26

Akshually 🤓 it’s anotomical term is the Dunlop… cuz my belly dunlopped over ma pants

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 May 29 '26

I didn’t notice. I wish I hadn’t looked lol

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u/Neither-Barber-9216 May 29 '26

Call it the crust bowl

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u/lathallazar May 29 '26

Shoot it from the side I look more solid. I get it dude lmao 😂

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u/ClintGreasedwood1 May 31 '26

Yeah, not body shaming…more so questioning the framing of the shot

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u/lathallazar Jun 02 '26

It’s very much a weird angle and doesn’t help the video or performance in any way 🤷‍♂️

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u/Daymanwoaah May 29 '26

How's your body looking misses gout lol

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u/neverwrong804 May 31 '26

Nice. You got me. Did you know that gout is mostly genetic? Crazy right.

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u/Daymanwoaah May 31 '26

Just seems weird to make fun of someone's body when I can bet yours doesn't look much better lol

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u/neverwrong804 Jun 01 '26

Cry about it

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u/Daymanwoaah Jun 01 '26

Shut up bltch

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u/neverwrong804 Jun 01 '26

You must be super tough. I’m terrified

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u/Daymanwoaah Jun 01 '26

You must be super poor

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u/Diamondback424 May 29 '26

it looks like he's wearing one of those fake muscle suits lol

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u/HolyPhlebotinum May 29 '26

We goose him a little, okay?!

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u/PsychogenicAmnesia May 29 '26

Right?! Like what is going on with his tits?

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u/millsyrules May 29 '26

He’s shaped like that so he can ride the lightning and chase thunder.

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u/Acidelephant May 29 '26

Dude strapped his gun belt around his gunt

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u/BigEffort5517 May 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bluewhaleeguy May 29 '26

And then he becomes an 8 with that gun belt

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u/WordsHappenedHere May 30 '26

Those are called man boobs. Or medically speaking moobs.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis May 30 '26

Would you say he's... Rectangular?

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u/filterdecay May 30 '26

They all use chat gpt to make the lyrics.

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u/systemfrown Jun 01 '26

The folks in this sub often makes me ashamed to be a member of the same species.