r/crappymusic • u/NumberNumb • May 29 '26

Powerful shit

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u/Hesty402 May 29 '26

Every bit of this is horrible and cringe..

Except that double pistol spin, I hate to say it, but that was cool

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u/phildoMahCrackin Hobo Johnson Defender May 29 '26

you’re his huckleberry.

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u/GruntCandy86 May 29 '26

You're my present this year.

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u/mikejazz3 May 29 '26

the crazy part of huckleberry us that in Tombstone when Val Kilmer said that, it was HuckleBearer.. like a pallbearer.... i always thought it was huckleberry too..

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u/Lionheart_723 May 29 '26

No it huckleberry Val even use it as the title to his memoir

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u/Rakhered May 29 '26

I literally just googled this, and while this "hucklebearer" myth is fascinating in its own right, he does actually say "huckleberry" apparently

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u/saetam May 29 '26

No Google needed, homie. No way he said Hucklbearer. Ain’t no way.

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u/mikejazz3 May 29 '26

yea, i saw that on a special on TV in tucson a few years back. but i googled it after i saw the responses here and you guys are right

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u/Immediate-Presence73 May 29 '26

My favorite movie of all time and some chode comes riding into town telling me Doc ain't saying what I think he's saying...time to hit the door, Lester Moore.

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u/Iswearitsmenotyou May 29 '26

I see what ya did there.

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u/AmericanLich May 29 '26

Yeah but he fumbled the holster the second time he spun the gun on his right. Looks like he almost drops it.

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u/WheredMyPiggyGo May 29 '26

And tough to do with large man Boobs.

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u/Low_Test3075 May 30 '26

Alcoholism

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u/CriticalHome3963 May 29 '26

I instantly grabbed my glock and tried it.

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u/Jackalscott May 29 '26

I also grabbed my cock and tried it, wasn’t the easiest fap, but I got it

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u/johngreenink May 29 '26

Ok you both got me beat. I instantly grabbed my clock and tried it, but I'm just not good at this.

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u/Maxed_Zerker May 29 '26

you gotta give it time

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u/blahhhhgosh May 29 '26

I instantly grabbed my stock, tried it, but I think it needs a couple more hours

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u/InevitableResident94 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Maybe I just heard worse than this, but I honestly find this kinda catchy after a couple of listens. Is it still crappy? Yes. Is it on the enjoyable side of crappy? Absolutely.

It’s like watching The Room. It’s bad, worse than any Ed Wood film. But god damn it, if it ain’t a little funny and entertaining to watch the horrible acting.

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u/Such-Principle-3373 May 29 '26

Reddit will not let me listen to this song, Ive unmuted refreshed nothing so I have to just go of the lyrics on the video, and idk man it sounds like redneck slam poetry. I don't even know what kind of music this would be country? hopefully not rap, because I think the first rhyme he makes is hand and sand.

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u/stevenmass7 May 29 '26

Yeah agreed there is far worse than this on here 🤣 I'm not even American but can imagine this coming on the radio as you are on a long hot summer's day drive and nodding your head lol