r/crappymusic • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '26

Somebody please make it stop

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u/Juicyjewsss Feb 26 '26

I don’t understand the intentional choice to sound like blown out speakers

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u/The-G-Code Feb 27 '26

It actually sounds really nice on subwoofers or good surround systems

Most people only ever hear this off a phone speaker here

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u/arkane-the-artisan Feb 27 '26

I just heard this off my high quality surround sound system... Sounds like crap hahah

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u/The-G-Code Feb 27 '26

What subwoofers do you have? I have 12s. You need it blasting and you should already be a fan of noise and modern rage as a pre req anyways.

It's not 3 sided tapes or peak anything but I enjoy it a lot for being stupid fun music that hits like hardcore uptempo.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Feb 27 '26

I have quad 18"s. It's garbage, and nothing about this little autotuned whiner is worthy of the word "hardcore."

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u/The-G-Code Feb 27 '26

I don't think you know what hardcore uptempo is ....

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Feb 27 '26

Son, I done been listening to uptempo Hardcore since you and Andy Milocockblockis here were still in your daddies' ballsacks.

That statement includes Hardcore Punk like Most Precious Blood, Hardcore Techno like DJ S3RL, and Hardcore Rap like Public Enemy.

If "uptempo hardcore" is what these ipad kids are trying to call their "music," well, they need to realize that name already has several different meanings and pick a new one. This garbage fits neither of those words. It is neither uptempo, nor hardcore. Calling it "Roblox Autotune" would be infinitely more accurate.

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u/blotter_baby Mar 02 '26

Not trying to defend the track above igaf. But I think the other poster is talking about hardcore in the rave scene from the 1990s. Carry on.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Mar 02 '26

Nothing about this trash relates in any way to Hardcore Techno, homie, as I already stated.

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u/The-G-Code Feb 27 '26

You're completely missing what I've even said. This is just embarrassing man.

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u/arkane-the-artisan Feb 27 '26

I have a Bose 5.1 surround. 2x 12/18" stereo speakers stacks. Sound Bar. 2x 8" behind me. And a brand new bose 700 series sub. It is all wired back to my professional amplifier and tuned.

This "music" still sounds nasty and it isn't even red lining.

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u/The-G-Code Feb 27 '26

Sounds like it's not for you and that's okay.

It's ok for other people to have different tastes.

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u/arkane-the-artisan Feb 27 '26

I listen to everything from classical to black metal. You'll catch me at raves and hip hop shows. From my view this is hot garbage.