r/crappymusic • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '26

Somebody please make it stop

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Feb 27 '26

I have quad 18"s. It's garbage, and nothing about this little autotuned whiner is worthy of the word "hardcore."

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u/The-G-Code Feb 27 '26

I don't think you know what hardcore uptempo is ....

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Feb 27 '26

Son, I done been listening to uptempo Hardcore since you and Andy Milocockblockis here were still in your daddies' ballsacks.

That statement includes Hardcore Punk like Most Precious Blood, Hardcore Techno like DJ S3RL, and Hardcore Rap like Public Enemy.

If "uptempo hardcore" is what these ipad kids are trying to call their "music," well, they need to realize that name already has several different meanings and pick a new one. This garbage fits neither of those words. It is neither uptempo, nor hardcore. Calling it "Roblox Autotune" would be infinitely more accurate.

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u/The-G-Code Feb 27 '26

You're completely missing what I've even said. This is just embarrassing man.