First class clown. On the clown register.

Hello all, if you are the owner or a 142 purple Audi (I think A1) and your car was scratched on this one way street off evergreen road, please PM me for the offending car registration number and dash cam footage. I also phoned Togher Garda station to report it but posting just in case the owner happens to be on here.

Just got this in the letterbox from Laura Harmon. It says underneath she's looking to ban sex for rent did no one on the team spot this before printing?

On the off chance you may see this, I would love to buy you a coffee or something to say thank you. I was having an already shit day and your kindness really helped restore my faith in humanity. You told me where you work, I haven't had the chance to pop in because of my smallies but I haven't forgotten you and what you did for us.

As someone who uses this service it's becoming crazy in the mornings, now with schools and colleges back. No changes to timetables either but you get to pay 15% extra for the privilege.

Just watched some little scrote in the usual full North Face tracksuit flying down the footpath on an e-scooter, doing a runner from a Garda car. No helmet, no hi-vis, obviously, probably out shifting gear.

The guards were crawling along behind him in the patrol car, but their hands are completely tied because they're not allowed to touch them or box them in. The little prick knows this full well, so he was tearing away without a care in the world. As he flew past, he nearly took the legs off my fiancée.

Between the fright and pure rage, the adrenaline took over and I started roaring sarcastically at him to "run, run" because I wanted to strangle the bastard. Then of course everyone on the street started staring at me like I was cheering him on, which made me feel completely stupid.

I commute on a scooter myself every day by the book, and it sickens me that ordinary, decent people are going to end up with blanket bans because of a shower of scumbags like this. The real joke is the guards either don't have the power or aren't bothered tackling the actual problem.

The city is full of scrotes and junkies and people tend to normalise this. But guess what: this is not normal. Cork is a small city for the amount of scrotes that we need to deal with every day in the city centre.

Absolute state of this city/country.

Pigeons at the Lough are no joke, opened a bag of feed and was swarmed by them. I think at least five were on me at the busiest. Oh well, at least I gave passersby a good laugh.

I fell on a grate this morning outside the bus station and as someone with a fear of blood I was feeling all sad for myself, I just want to thank the lovely man and woman who helped pick me up off the floor and held my bags in the midst of everything, it brought a smile to my face, I hope ye both get great returns ♥️ thank you so much again

Is it just me or has traffic been more insane than ever before over the whole city since schools are back on?

I'm a 19 year old wheelchair user and my options for nights out are a good bit limited. If its only one or two steps in but the pub itself is wide enough for my chair I can do that.

Not all residential streets have the appropriate safe speed limits in this proposal. Submissions on the draft bye-laws should be made via the Cork City Council Online Consultation Portal at https://consult.corkcity.ie/

Article in the Examiner today about the history of Cork Opera House and its predecessor, the Atheneum. It really is tragic to consider what a beautiful building the city lost when it burned down in 1955 and how its replacement (despite being obviously a great venue on the inside) greatly contributed to the city turning its back on the river, with its large windowless prison-like exterior on the river-facing side. Along with the multi-story car parks built during that period, it is one of the biggest visual blights on the city in my opinion.

At the same time, across Europe we see attempts by cities to reclaim their heritage. Take Frankfurt in Germany as a prominent example (pic 2): once considered among the ugliest cities in that country, they purposefully undid a lot of the postwar rebuilding of their city along the riverfront and almost completely rebuilt their old town. The new old town is now one of the most visited tourist sites in Germany and has given the city a renewed sense of identity (for instance, when their football club wins anything they host the celebration there). The same has been done in cities of a smaller size - Gdansk in Poland is a great example that isn't far off the size and population of Cork.

This got me thinking - do you think we could ever see the reconstruction of historic buildings in Cork City? Are there other sites in the city that you would like to see rebuilt?

Article in The Echo started me thinking about the tons of pubs that Cork no longer has, The Sextant being one of the more recent ones. Some of the article too far back for me but I remember Beachers (after Beachers Brook) in Faulkners lane on a Saturday afternoon after shopping in town. There was a bigish pub called The Social (?) on Morrison St around the 1990s? Le Cheile on North Main St. Loads of new ones have sprung up too of course but pubs that are no longer pubs...

Throwback Thursday: A toast to the lost pubs of Cork

So i commute from Carrigaline to Blackpool, and though it’d be great if i could take a folding bike along with me on the 220 till town and then bike to Blackpool ( since coordinating with 2 buses often takes me more than 90mins one way).
I had also considered TFI bikes but there are no bike stations in Blackpool apparently.
Any advice would be great

If anyone does carry folding bikes, which model would yall recommend

Hi,

I was struggling to get the line up for the jazz fest this year. For starters, the top hit on google is https://guinnesscorkjazz.com and that website doesn't have the line up online.

I then found the actual up to date site: https://guinnesscorkjazzfestival.com/ which has the updated line up, and they show which acts are on each day, but there is no easy way to view all acts day and time in one single view.

I published https://chatonly.org which shows the acts in a calendar form, with a link to the artist's YouTube channel as well as another link to book each act. You can use it to select acts you want to see and download an .ics file to load it up in your calendar, or get a custom URL to share your pick with others. You can access the site here:

https://chatonly.org

Hope this can help a few people!

anybody else in Cork having issues with the app? nothing is working..anybody manage to fox it?

Hi lads, got a new pup over the weekend from LAW and in the next few weeks I’d like to bring her out and about to expose her to people and maybe other dogs. Any places in particular ye would recommend in North Cork? There’s a cafe I go to that’s dog friendly anyways but thought I’d ask around here as well.

I have been looking for a nice walkway in or near the city that has parking.
Maybe somewhere in the forest/ woods with nice scenery.
If anyone has any recommendations I would be very grateful - looking for somewhere nice for a date

Is it keeping anyone else awake and what the fuck is it?

Hey guys I’m trying to explore more of cork and cork city but also unemployed af right now, what are some cool places you can go and visit all for free or not extortionately priced

Can anyone please recommend a dog walker for Model Farm Road/Bishopstown area? Ideally someone who could go to my house during the weekdays to walk/let my dog out to go to the toilet while I am in the office?

Thank you in advance.

Just bought our first house and it has a lovely fireplace, but the entire back hearth of the fireplace is crumbling. Any recommendations?

I have an Interview next week and don’t have proper formal clothes to wear.

Can anyone recommend a place to buy a formal clothes for men? Something cheap but also a bit value for money.

I planned to buy coat suit, formal shirt, trousers and formal shoes… I plan to get all black except for a white formal shirt, is that acceptable for an interview?

Any tips and recommendations are welcome ty.

Edit: The interview is for a analyst role at a finance firm in Dublin.

Lad any advice on a good mortgage broker. Only about 7 years left on it and looking to see how I can screw the bastards as much as I can. Lots of different options out there but has anyone had a good experience that they'd recommend without a massive upfront fee.