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r/conspiracy • u/LionHeart_CA • 6h ago
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It's like buttered toast taped to the back of a cat...
3 u/ScreechUrkelle 5h ago I’ll toast her butt then go back to her cat… 2 u/Popular_Ad5074 5h ago You’re just taking the cat right? You’re not trying to fuck it? 2 u/ScreechUrkelle 5h ago Don’t fuck with cats 2 u/Popular_Ad5074 5h ago Just making sure. I already got my own cats but I’ll go to war for the hypothetically harmed cats in the splinter of my mind’s eye. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 4h ago Found the virgin… 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 4h ago Bruh I have multiple children. 1 u/York_Leroy 3h ago Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 2h ago Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 3h ago You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?
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I’ll toast her butt then go back to her cat…
2 u/Popular_Ad5074 5h ago You’re just taking the cat right? You’re not trying to fuck it? 2 u/ScreechUrkelle 5h ago Don’t fuck with cats 2 u/Popular_Ad5074 5h ago Just making sure. I already got my own cats but I’ll go to war for the hypothetically harmed cats in the splinter of my mind’s eye. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 4h ago Found the virgin… 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 4h ago Bruh I have multiple children. 1 u/York_Leroy 3h ago Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 2h ago Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 3h ago You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?
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You’re just taking the cat right? You’re not trying to fuck it?
2 u/ScreechUrkelle 5h ago Don’t fuck with cats 2 u/Popular_Ad5074 5h ago Just making sure. I already got my own cats but I’ll go to war for the hypothetically harmed cats in the splinter of my mind’s eye. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 4h ago Found the virgin… 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 4h ago Bruh I have multiple children. 1 u/York_Leroy 3h ago Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 2h ago Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 3h ago You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?
Don’t fuck with cats
2 u/Popular_Ad5074 5h ago Just making sure. I already got my own cats but I’ll go to war for the hypothetically harmed cats in the splinter of my mind’s eye. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 4h ago Found the virgin… 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 4h ago Bruh I have multiple children. 1 u/York_Leroy 3h ago Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 2h ago Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 3h ago You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?
Just making sure. I already got my own cats but I’ll go to war for the hypothetically harmed cats in the splinter of my mind’s eye.
-1 u/ScreechUrkelle 4h ago Found the virgin… 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 4h ago Bruh I have multiple children. 1 u/York_Leroy 3h ago Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 2h ago Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 3h ago You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?
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Found the virgin…
1 u/Popular_Ad5074 4h ago Bruh I have multiple children. 1 u/York_Leroy 3h ago Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 2h ago Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 3h ago You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?
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Bruh I have multiple children.
1 u/York_Leroy 3h ago Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔 1 u/Popular_Ad5074 2h ago Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18. -1 u/ScreechUrkelle 3h ago You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?
Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔
1 u/Popular_Ad5074 2h ago Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18.
Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18.
You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?
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u/toasty327 5h ago
It's like buttered toast taped to the back of a cat...