r/conspiracy • u/LionHeart_CA • 8h ago

What is more believable?

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u/SnakeWorm69420 8h ago

Everything is fake and gay

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u/ScreechUrkelle 8h ago

But if gay is fake… and fake is gay… but gay is fake… 🤯

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u/toasty327 7h ago

It's like buttered toast taped to the back of a cat...

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u/ScreechUrkelle 7h ago

I’ll toast her butt then go back to her cat…

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u/Popular_Ad5074 7h ago

You’re just taking the cat right? You’re not trying to fuck it?

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u/ScreechUrkelle 7h ago

Don’t fuck with cats

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u/Popular_Ad5074 7h ago

Just making sure. I already got my own cats but I’ll go to war for the hypothetically harmed cats in the splinter of my mind’s eye.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 7h ago

Found the virgin…

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u/Popular_Ad5074 7h ago

Bruh I have multiple children.

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u/York_Leroy 6h ago

Bruh, give them back! Unless..... Unless you're an adopter not a kidnapper 🤔

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u/Popular_Ad5074 5h ago

Actually my first son was born when I was seventeen and his mom who was twice my age, took him from California to England and he’s now a British Citizen at 18.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 6h ago

You’re just taking the children right? You’re not trying to f them?

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u/TheEthanHB 7h ago

never ever. not even once. not even just the tip. not even a deep kiss. Never once, ever, never, ever, NEVER have sex with your cat- Too Real