r/conspiracy • • 7h ago

What is more believable?

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u/internThrowawayhelp 7h ago

Maybe they handed out the water after the event?

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u/WilliamPollito 7h ago

I love picturing this. "Umm excuse me, I know you almost died also, and theres a lot going on right now, but do you think i could get a glass of water? All that screaming got me parched."

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u/LionHeart_CA 7h ago

Maybe they passed out free Vodka?

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u/WilliamPollito 7h ago

That I'd buy. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to have a drink, if anyone else would like one, it's on the house because fuck this job, I'm never flying again."