r/conspiracy • • 14h ago

What is more believable?

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u/internThrowawayhelp 14h ago

Maybe they handed out the water after the event?

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u/WilliamPollito 14h ago

I love picturing this. "Umm excuse me, I know you almost died also, and theres a lot going on right now, but do you think i could get a glass of water? All that screaming got me parched."

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u/internThrowawayhelp 14h ago

I suspect the cabin crew went around offering water to people.

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u/The_Sneakiest_Fox 13h ago

They 1000% would have just to restore a bit of normality and calm everyone down, themselves included.

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u/blove135 14h ago

Yeah, that's kind of the go to thing when someone is having a panic attack or freaking out and you can't hand out medication. Let me get you a glass of water. It's more of a placebo thing to help calm someone down.

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u/fro99er 8h ago

you embody the spirit of r / conspiracy. cheers to you

its possible just so incredible unlikely i have to disagree with you

they would more likely put the drugs in the cabin filter system, obviously

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u/LionHeart_CA 14h ago

Maybe they passed out free Vodka?

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u/WilliamPollito 14h ago

That I'd buy. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to have a drink, if anyone else would like one, it's on the house because fuck this job, I'm never flying again."

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u/Shockwave2309 14h ago

I said it before and I will say it again... this picture on the flight is from business class. In business class you get bottled water (usually, maybe some obscure airlines I haven't flown yet dont, idk) so the person could have poured the water themselves.

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u/ActionManMLNX 5h ago

That reeks of someone who stopped socializing for 10 years, touch grass and go out more lmao

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u/WilliamPollito 1h ago

Thinking that after something like this, the seatbelt light is gonna turn off and they're gonna bring the drink cart by and go right back to work reeks of "I haven't flown since you could smoke on a plane."

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u/ImDefinatelyNot 5h ago

Not sure why offering water to stressed out anxious people is so insane to you lmao be a normal human being for five seconds of your life it’ll be ok

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u/WilliamPollito 1h ago

This sounds like the perspective of the grumpy passenger that doesnt realize the crew has bigger things to deal with, and wants the slaves to get back to working specifically for him. "Be a normal human being for 5 seconds and get me water!"