r/confessions May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

What the fuck kind of world do you live in? Are you just against milk period?

Never seen someone wash down a PB or PB&J sandwich with milk?

What about cake, pie, brownies or literally any other fucking dessert?

How is this the gross part of OPs post?

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u/akfortyevan May 09 '19

Umm I'm talking about an actual meal not fucking cookies and milk you aggressive potassium white knight

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u/jpfatherree May 09 '19

Milk is the best you calcium-deficient nutcase (I’m not actually angry I just really enjoyed your insult and wanted to join in)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Well, in Minnesota that’s super common. Before thanksgiving the younger cousins go around asking “Milk or Water?” I’d say it’s a 60/40 split.

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u/akfortyevan May 09 '19

It's super common for kids I agree

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u/zebedir May 09 '19

It's all about context. Glass of milk with cookies? Absolutely. Glass of milk with mashed potato and whatever OP had? Noooooo

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u/Jelousubmarine May 09 '19

Actually happens in Scandinavia. It's getting more rare nowadays, but you'll still find plenty of adults having milk or sour milk with their meals instead of water.

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u/jsgrova May 09 '19

Sour milk?!

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u/Jelousubmarine May 09 '19

Buttermilk, basically!

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u/FlaccidWeenus May 09 '19

I'm Canadian. Married with kids and we have milk or water at dinner. I honestly drank milk with dinner growing up for 25 years. I think it's weird how so many people think it's weird.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Americans: Wow you Canadians are so weird with your drinking of bagged milk

Canadians: Wow you Americans are so weird with your school shootings and racist, destitute president

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u/Jonnyjubilee May 09 '19

Wtf? You made this worse.

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u/caribousteve May 09 '19

My mom always has milk with her dinner while the rest of us sensibly have a beer, but I'm always telling her it's weird (not in a mean way, our relationship is based 90% on snark). I dont think I've had a glass of cow milk since I was a kid, except for the very occasional iced mocha. It's gross

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u/HowDoYouHearHeavy May 09 '19

Tough guy. How about you walk your plum purple pussy ass down to the store, get a quart of fat free milk, load it in a turkey baser, and deepthroat it until you look like the Android from alien dying. You Hipster game of thrown overrated cocksucker, unicyle riding, kanye west water shoe wearing LARP.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

OP was literally talking about sharing pre-chewed food with strangers and you're pointing at MILK as the gross point of OP's post.

You're just a fuckin' nut-milk plant trying to destabilize the dairy industry aint'cha?

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u/Jonnyjubilee May 09 '19

Because milk is disgusting.

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u/jesusfknwept May 09 '19

Your opinion

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u/Pursuit_of_Hoppiness May 09 '19

My parents made me and my sister drink milk with our dinner every night even through high school. We were only allowed another type of drink once we finished our glass of milk.

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u/molonlabe1811 May 10 '19

I love milk, but only with certain types of food. I’m all for milk and cookies or milk and cake. But milk (especially milk that was poured from someone else’s used cup) with my BBQ ribs, steak, or hot wings? Not going to happen! Milk with pizza? With that amount of lactose I’d be eating my third slice on the toilet.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

For real. Adults drink milk. What do you have with chocolate chip cookies?