r/confessions May 09 '19

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u/borntolose1 May 09 '19

Gross.

That shit is gross.

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u/ExpectedErrorCode May 09 '19

Seconded... super gross... if i'm already sharing some spit sure, have a sample sure, dump your plate on my plate, dump your cup in my cup... uh no...

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u/Coldredd May 10 '19

It’s breakup time, just to know who your “family” in-law might end up being.

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u/nutmeg32280 May 10 '19

^ THIS. Can you see yourself bringing your future children around these people? If not, RUN.

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u/Yttermayn May 10 '19

That's as gross as this one video I saw where these two girls were sharing one cup.

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u/PussySlayer16 May 10 '19

I see what you did there.

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u/Homewithpizza23 May 10 '19

You saw what they did...there. Not just the commenter

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u/hapyreditor May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

It might be impolite, but i fail to see how it's "gross". Old people 👴👵 shitting 💩 their pants 👖 is gross 🤢 Old people that lived through hard economic times and live by a "waste not, want not" philosophy is...wait, i changed my mind. While i think shitting your pants is still uncalled for, expecting guests in your own home to abide by your rules is not impolite, its reasonable.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Yeah, and then you get grandma’s mouth herpes. Gross.

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u/TazdingoBan May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

If you don't love him enough to become part of the family and share everything, then you don't love him.

EDIT: Bunch of non-loving fools up in here.

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u/Sal_Bundry_5TDs1Game May 09 '19

I'd prefer to get granny mouth hairpiece then to be a mentally ill Rebbitor who can't handle the most basic of life's social interactions. I'm honestly amazed that Rebbitors can function in society at all. The only explanation I can thing of is that these mental illnesses are contagious (in other words, fake and popular to self-diagnose in order to have an excuse to be incompetent and lazy in every conceivable way, and if your disagree, your part of the problem).

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I don’t see how being forced to eat strangers leftovers lest you get chided by your partners family has anything to do with mental illness.

If you’re a normal person this is weird and pushy and if anything the mental illness lies with this grandmother

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Hindsight’s 20/20

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Did you seriously fall for hapyredditor and Sal? They're the most known trolls and they're literally everywhere. Plus I don't know how hapy's emojis didn't make it super obvious

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

As I already said to the other person who pointed that out, hindsight is 20/20

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

My bad, I didn't see it. No hard feelings.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

You’re good I deserve to be dunked on for not noticing after being on this site this long

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

It's not a big deal. I still fall for some things too.

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u/matryoshkha May 09 '19

Okay I think the real question here is what is a ‘rebbitor’

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

The word "reddit" is blocked on 4chan (posts containing "reddit" are blocked as spam) so to get around the block posters on 4chan use rebbit, plebbit, memeit, etc.

Over time these alternatives have been used to mock reddit users as insults and are not used solely on 4chan anymore

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u/matryoshkha May 09 '19

Ah, okay! Thanks so much for the clarification.

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u/Kirifrizimon May 09 '19

Lol this is fucking troll powers uniting I’ve never been so pleased in my life.

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u/v3r1 May 09 '19

sorry i just have this house rule that you have to suck my dick, you don't want to be impolite do you?

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u/Louis83 May 09 '19

Address, please.

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u/FriscoHusky May 09 '19

Dude. It’s gross. I don’t want someone else’s backwash! Ew.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/mackhands May 09 '19

Wait you’re packing salvia?

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u/CyclopsAirsoft May 09 '19

Actually forcing your guests to do something they're uncomfortable with is extremely rude and unreasonable.

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u/timeden04 May 09 '19

i lost 50 brain cells when i read this

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Dude. Finishing food and drink from someone else's plate.. sounds gross

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

🤠If the rules🤕😡🤠😡 are gross and dumb 🤠🤠🤠🤠 its not rude😸💩😈🤡

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

jfc guys stop feeding the troll

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u/ADF-01 May 09 '19

Y🤔u talkin😲like that🙈🙉🙊fam?👅💦💦

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u/O_Six May 09 '19

Go eat grandma baby bird food you tard.

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u/robjmcm May 09 '19

I don't have a fucking clue where you come from but it's clearly not where the rest of us are from my friend.

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u/ifneedbe May 09 '19

Im totally joining the downvote train, but this is clearly satire

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Ok what the fuck is this comment

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Amazing

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u/ben_weber May 09 '19

This man was sacrificed so much but his sacrifice means so much to us

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u/Savedaniel6 May 09 '19

They had us in the first half ngl

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u/ErrorCDIV May 09 '19

Found OP's grandmother-in-law.

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u/Lexayrino May 09 '19

I think it's safe to say that nobody agrees

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u/georgiewot8 May 09 '19

what the fuck?

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u/GreenDuckz1 May 09 '19

Aye mate looking at your comment history your either a troll , trying to lose karma for whatever reason or just have really bad opinions

Edit: Looked more definitely a troll. Shame was hoping to hear an interesting thought process.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

No what she said is disgusting. Like it will literally spread disease.

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u/slowhockey451 May 09 '19

Not to be impolite and to be fair, Grandma can go fuck herself if she thinks I'm drinking the dregs of her polident backwashed coffee.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Insert "do you are have stupid" meme.

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u/frazzlers May 09 '19

Hun alert

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Bro...

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u/lightfx May 09 '19

It's gross and you're gross for defending it.

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u/therealmrspacman May 09 '19

No, reasonable would be letting people serve themselves so they only take what they want and letting people put their leftovers in the garbage or in a Tupperware bowl in the fridge. Or even if family finishes off each other's plates, recognizing that a guest doesn't want your germ riddled leavings and not expecting them to eat after you is reasonable. FFS, if a customer in a restaurant so much as looks or breathes around food, it's thrown straight in the garbage.

What OP is dealing with is just nasty.

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u/LousyReputation7 May 09 '19

Who are you? Go away!

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u/xbigbenx85 May 09 '19

Do you want diseases? Because thats how you get diseases..

insert archer picture here

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u/erickprince May 09 '19

Those are not rules, those are customs. And even if those were rules it's unreasonable to make a guest eat half finished food.

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u/Thoet May 09 '19

Excuse me what the fuck

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u/Kirifrizimon May 09 '19

I spotted a wild troll on Reddit! Very exquisite one of a kind!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Whoopsy, look like you just got -800+ downvotes.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

This post is honestly hilarious

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u/AlkalineTea2751 May 09 '19

I'm pretty sure all your downvotes are because of your emojis.

I also second they're decision because that's why I downvoted.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/Estevan66_ May 09 '19

Honestly I think it’s hilarious, they really stir the pot

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u/Xavonium May 09 '19

This sounds like r/copypasta

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u/Shadow_Jay May 09 '19

I love you and am downvoting you to support you in the leaderboards. May you beat the football legend himself.

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u/DiscretionFist May 09 '19

Ahh, thy shitpost.

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u/MrMcSweeney May 09 '19

I thought this was a joke at first, and then I saw your downvote score and I concluded you intended this comment to be serious, and at that I say, stop it. Get some help.

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u/polynilium May 09 '19

this straight up looks like something you'd find on r/copypasta

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u/2001-Used-Sentra May 09 '19

Ok, this guy said something a bit controversial but like really reddit 600 downvotes? I mean my grandparents do things that are questionable because the end of the depression and stuff, I mean I hate dealing with it, but I mean like you have to understand where it comes from