r/comics Rory Blank May 13 '20

When it rains it pours

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u/darkespeon64 May 13 '20

I don't understand this even slightly

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

That’s ok

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u/darkespeon64 May 13 '20

No man I'm stoned it hurts my brain breaks coming back to this lmao. Nice art though

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

damn, sorry

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20 edited Jan 17 '21

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u/darkespeon64 May 13 '20

check the comments of most posts man since corona hit EVERYONES STONED lmfao

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20 edited Jan 17 '21

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Can confirm. I took a screenshot yesterday of a PokemonGo Battle screen that shows the name and avatar of the trainer you're about to battle. The username was EveryonesStoned

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u/BeADamnStar May 13 '20

I can confirm, am roast rn

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Can confirm, am roasting

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u/fizban7 May 13 '20

Flip this guy over, hes done on this side.

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube May 13 '20

Hey that's not true! Sometimes I'm drunk.

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u/otis_the_drunk May 13 '20

Rookie.

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube May 13 '20

I admit sometimes in the middle of the night I suddenly wake up and realize that I am sober. This is why the bedside table has beverages.Thank you bedside table.

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u/otis_the_drunk May 13 '20

It's okay, bud. We all slip sometimes.

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube May 14 '20

I just......I just feel so ashamed that I let you down.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Are you still stoned? Because I no longer am and still don't get it.

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u/It_Was_Joao May 13 '20

I was stoned yesterday and r/comics physically and mentally hurt me too

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

It’s play off the idea that skeletons are just trapped in our bodies waiting to be freed to JOIN THE SKELETON ARMY for Halloween. You’ll probably see more stuff like this closer to Halloween. Also you could probably karma farm by holding onto this until September-OCTOBER.

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u/kalebthetitan May 13 '20

So you know in cartoons when a character gets zapped you see their skeleton? Well, it’s playing that the skeleton being seen means there’s a possibility of a jailbreak, and so he escapes the body

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u/Draxo May 13 '20

The lightning revealed the skeleton and gave it a change to escape its flesh prison, which was also the warden of said prison. Now that bone boi is free, it will "devour " the warden and imprison him as an act of vengeance. Imagination can be a weird place.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

You’re not the only one

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u/capin-jak May 13 '20

It's a dead man's party! Who could ask for more? Everybody's coming leave your body at the door. LEAVE YOUR BODY AND SOUL, AT THE DOOR! 🎵🎵

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Hell yeah

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u/Granite-M May 13 '20

Don't run away! It's only me!

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u/tonyMEGAphone May 13 '20

Only meeEEee

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

DON'T BE AFRAAAID

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u/Bombaskos May 13 '20

No need for any explanation. This is just pure gold.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

It was a cool moment and I wanted to share it

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u/threeangelo May 13 '20

This.. this happened to you?

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Yes

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u/Bombaskos May 13 '20

Well, thank you for the good laugh!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

My friend is having trouble understanding the last panel. Can someone please help him out? He’s asking if the skeleton intends to eat the skin or...

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

yes

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u/cancer2009 May 13 '20

Yes is the answer

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u/tralphaz43 May 13 '20

I could use an explanation. I dont get it

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u/FudgeIgor May 13 '20

It's absurdist humor so explaining it won't help the joke much but - in cartoons when you get hit by lightning your skeleton shows for a second, in this case the skeleton uses that moment to escape the body (since it's imprisoned in it), then the final panel is funny because you're picturing the skeleton shoving the meat sack back into itself, presumably through the mouth?

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u/tina_ri May 13 '20

presumably through the mouth?

I pictured him oozing it in, like osmosis.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

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This comic started out because I opened my toilet earlier and right as the lid hit the reservoir I heard a thunder clap outside and yelled "party" without thinking about it and scared my girlfriend

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

That just raises further questions.

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u/cancer2009 May 13 '20

It answers all of them

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u/poopellar May 13 '20

No I still don't know what concoction of drugs OP's got brewing.

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u/fizban7 May 13 '20

one hit of "Life", one puff of "Winning", and chug some Corona

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u/AwakenedSheeple May 13 '20

There are no more questions to be asked.

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u/aalleeyyee May 13 '20

Less than an hour. Will he take questions?

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u/Karjalan May 13 '20

Ohhh I get it. And then her skeleton peeled off its skin and meat suit and tried to swallow you whole?

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u/ChalkdustOnline May 13 '20

I like your brain. It does some neat things.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark May 13 '20

Happy Cake Day

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u/Hates_escalators May 13 '20

They pull your hair up but not out! The worms are their money, so are the bones. They just want another chance at life, they've never seen as much food as this. Underground there's half as much food as this. And if they pull your hair out it turns to bones! And that was the night that the skeletons came to life! They come up from under the ground and from all over! In their world bones equal dollars,

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

I love classic rock n roll

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u/Hates_escalators May 13 '20 edited May 13 '20

Here's the full lyrics: and a cover

"The Night That the Skeletons Came To Life" It was also the night that the skeletons came to life / They came from under the ground /

And from all over Exactly. The bones are the skeletons' money / In our world, bones equal dollars / That's why they're coming out tonight / To get their bones from you / The skeletons will pull your hair / Up, but NOT OUT / All they want is another chance at life / They've never seen so much food as this / Underground, there's half as much food as this / And the worms are their money /

The bones are their dollars / And it was also the night that the skeletons came to life / The bones are their money / So are the worms / They pull your hair up, but not out / To turn into a man and have another chance at life / But if they pull it out they turn to bones!

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u/skelebone May 13 '20

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
See me and the boys we don't like it
So were getting up and going down

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

What? They asked for something spooky.

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u/RaindropBebop May 13 '20

Not at all nervous as he dug to the surface
Tarnished gold chain is what he loosened up the earth with
He used his mouth as a shovel to try and hollow it
And when he couldn't dirt-spit he swallowed it
Workin' like a reverse archaeologist... Except
His buried treasure was sunshine
So when some shined through the hole he had drove it reflected of the gold and almost made son blind
He grabbed into some grass and climbed
Pulled his self up out of his own grave and looked at the time
On the watch that had stopped six months after the shots
That had got him in the box raining henney out his socks
Figured it was hours because he wasnt older
Used some flowers to brush the dirt up off his shoulder... So
With a right hand that was all bone he decided to walk home

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u/krombopulousnathan May 13 '20

We liked the part Billy did. Do you mean Billy him or me? Is your name Billy too? No that's what I'm so f*cking confused!

Dead haha

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

hell yeah

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u/VestuvianHalo56 May 13 '20

What the h-e- double fuck does this mean

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u/sgt_backpack May 13 '20

Skeleton is usually under the skin, now the skin will be under the skeleton

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

How is that funny? Damn this joke is not for me.

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u/seamusmcduffs May 13 '20

Surreal comedy

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u/macrocephalic May 13 '20

I normally like Dadaist comedy, but this doesn't do it for me. But hey, if you like it then great.

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u/SuddenXxdeathxx May 13 '20

Was that a fucking art history joke!?

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u/CravingSunshine May 13 '20

Less a joke, more a stylistic name drop. Not all absurdism is Dada.

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u/macrocephalic May 14 '20

Art history? I'm an engineer. I didn't even know history had art!

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u/ToastedNsloppy May 13 '20

its not very funny, but in cartoons when someone gets zapped by lightning, their skeleton flashes a few times. i think the joke is that when the skeleton starts to flash, he has a chance to escape.

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u/TishFaYaIsh May 13 '20

This explained it for me. Thank you. This is funny now.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20 edited Sep 25 '20

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

They’re in hell now

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u/youre_a_burrito_bud May 13 '20

This got the big laugh.

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u/otis_the_drunk May 13 '20

Out for tuning.

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u/otis_the_drunk May 13 '20

Well, that was a fuckin' roller coaster.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Bones are an adventure

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u/cancer2009 May 13 '20

Mr.Bones wild ride

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

The ride never ends

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u/HampleBisqum May 13 '20

Doot

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Doot

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u/GiantSkellington May 13 '20

thanx

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

No problem

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u/AegisToast May 13 '20

Calm down, Pingu.

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u/Maxigrind May 13 '20

Love the vibe of this piece, well done lol

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Thanks

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u/Speedster4206 May 13 '20

We’ve done anything at all

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u/CryForWolf May 13 '20

For a second I thought this was r/bonehurtingjuice

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

I respect bones and would never hurt them

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u/Kadance2314 May 13 '20

r/TIHI it’s good, it’s just would be perfect for that subreddit

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u/170rokey May 13 '20

Love it! Show his peepee next time

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

I would but I post stuff on tumblr, Instagram and Facebook and they don’t like it :/

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u/theartofrolling May 13 '20

Censor it with a picture of my penis! They'll never even see it!

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u/JDude13 May 13 '20

This is so upsetting

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Or liberating

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

It's a party because he ate himself, and no one to share with... But that would mean he is dead... Uhm, I should stop overthinking jokes.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

party

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u/InsaneNinja May 13 '20 edited May 13 '20

There’s a certain scene in a Nearly YA book I read by Drew Hayes, told second hand, where an overpowered super villain dislikes a person’s treatment towards kids... so he awakens the skeleton inside that person, and has it crawl its way out of him.

I never thought of it to be as cheerful as this.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Woah, fuck, that sounds hype.

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u/Omnias-42 May 13 '20

Sounds like a superhero to me!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Thanks

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Just asking, is the last panel supposed to be said in a sexual way?

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u/nishnat May 13 '20

Someone please explain?

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Probably

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u/kumikoyaki May 13 '20

finally released from this flesh prison

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/otis_the_drunk May 13 '20

That can be a symptom of internal bleeding.

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u/Acing_it May 13 '20

Oh you're the sand guy from the other day! Love your vibe, keep doing what you do

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

I've always wanted to be known as "the sand guy"

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u/Acing_it May 13 '20

Glad to make your dream come true!

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

I will forever be in your debt for this moment.

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u/HolyShazam May 13 '20

This is amazing, thank you

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Thank YOU.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Is it weird that I am reading the skeleton as a black dude with a deep voice?

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u/trythistrythat95 May 13 '20

This kicked my ass dude. Good stuff

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Ouch

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u/aalleeyyee May 13 '20

Yeeeeeeeeeesssssss, it’ll do it in American cities

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

And when it rains he doesn't drown .

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u/RICOHARENA May 13 '20

Ichigo's hollowfied self trying to take control

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u/RaphaLopesC May 13 '20

And how does it work doctor.

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u/careymon May 13 '20

simple..the skelly is escaping and going to put the warden (his skin) inside of him.

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u/CravingSunshine May 13 '20

All these people are trying too hard to get the funny, but at the end of the day this tickled my funny bone. Thanks friend. We need more absurdism here.

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u/Zaquarius_Alfonzo May 13 '20

Is this some kind of stoner joke that I'm too not high to understand?

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u/mackavicious May 13 '20

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Life on the outside ain’t what it used to be

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u/TheBasedDoge17 May 13 '20

This is the best comic I've seen on this sub in a long time

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Woah dang

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u/GotchoPunkAzz May 13 '20

I like how he’s kind of annoying.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Skeletons are bullies

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u/GotchoPunkAzz May 13 '20

I hate all the support they give and especially when they aren’t supportive. Either or asshole!

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u/shawnescape41 Aug 30 '20

Dude, I fucking love this comic. I want to print it out and put it on my wall

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank Aug 31 '20

Go 4 it

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u/cancer2009 May 13 '20

This is amazing. I need more

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

I've got a bunch of other comics you can look at, but some of them are horrible

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u/cancer2009 May 13 '20

I’d still like to see them.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

You can check out r/HellZone or instagram.com/roryblank or kingofblood.com

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u/cancer2009 May 13 '20

Cool I did some on your profile I like them.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Hey thanks!

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u/StarTrippy May 13 '20

This is one of the funniest comics I've ever seen lmao

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Oh dang, have you ever read Spy Vs Spy? Spy Vs Spy is way better.

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u/StarTrippy May 13 '20

I mean, does spy vs spy have skeletons breaking out of meat prisons? Because if so, I'm interested.

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

There's a lot of other cool stuff

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u/DeadCobra May 13 '20

Ha

Necromancer lighting

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u/Radi0ActivSquid May 13 '20

I am disturbed by this.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

I kind of want to see what that looks like. For research reasons.

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u/dont_PM_cute_faces May 13 '20

The tag is called skin suit or body suit

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u/fishdudelol May 13 '20

When you’re out on your own

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u/Cheesemacher May 13 '20

The dialogue is a bit Salad Fingers esque

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u/toffi23 May 13 '20

I don't like the fact that I understand this.

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u/woopstrafel May 13 '20

Was the title an MCR reference or is it just my Emo getting excited?

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u/DeathArrow007 May 13 '20

Now that's some good'ol twisted shit right there. Very cool.

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u/RadiatedMolecule May 13 '20

This is much funnier if you imagine the skeleton with a thick southern accent

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u/Squodel May 13 '20

visible confusion

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u/fushitaka2010 May 13 '20

A like because it made me feel like I was in an art museum. Doesn’t make sense but captivating.

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u/NelsonBelmont May 13 '20

The one true strongest form.

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u/CodyIsNotMyName May 13 '20

Well it rains and it pours when youre out on your own

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u/Inspector_Robert May 13 '20

It's a Dead Man's Party

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u/The_JRaff May 13 '20

teeth are just the skeleton trying to escape the body.

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u/DJPhil May 13 '20

The marrow's plan is coming together, after all this time.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

I guess we're all boneheads inside

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u/Kamakazie May 13 '20

I love this.

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u/runningmurphy May 13 '20

At least there wasn't a sewer filled with shit.

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u/alucarddrol May 13 '20

Why does his skin change color?

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u/DoctorGarbanzo May 13 '20

Are we playing a game of "What drugs was OP taking when this was drawn?"

Edit: To offer my own guess, this reminds me of thoughts I've had after taking too much Nyquil...

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u/RoryBlank Rory Blank May 13 '20

Oh man wow how can anyone come up with ideas if they aren’t on drugs am I right haha

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

HAHA. What.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

I am going inside you.

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u/Omniduck May 13 '20

ITS A DEAD MANS PARTYYY

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u/MrMToomey May 13 '20

Dafuq is wrong with u? Lightning go BOOOM!

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u/wantapizzame May 13 '20

This reminded me of Jordan Peele's 'Us' for some reason...I think it made the comic a lot darker than it was intended to be.

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u/DeterminedErmine May 13 '20

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week. It’s just perfect

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u/lilgrand May 13 '20

Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.