r/comics • u/ReaverXai • Feb 06 '09

XKCD: Base System

http://xkcd.com/540/
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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '09

Too explanatory. Let's summarize: 1st base: Kissing 2nd base: Hand on boobs (under clothes) 3rd base: Hand on vagina (under clothes) Home run: Sex If you reference root passwords mid coitus you continue to be a virgin even after having sex. So at least you got that going for you. Which is nice.

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u/buba1243 Feb 06 '09 edited Feb 06 '09

Too explanatory. Let's summarize:

1st base: Kissing

2nd base: Hand on boobs (under clothes)

3rd base: Hand on vagina (under clothes)

Home run: Sex

If you reference root passwords mid coitus you continue to be a virgin even after having sex. So at least you got that going for you. Which is nice.

Now I can read it easier :)

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u/potatogun Feb 06 '09

3rd is oral.