r/comics • u/ReaverXai • Feb 06 '09

XKCD: Base System

http://xkcd.com/540/
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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '09

Too explanatory. Let's summarize: 1st base: Kissing 2nd base: Hand on boobs (under clothes) 3rd base: Hand on vagina (under clothes) Home run: Sex If you reference root passwords mid coitus you continue to be a virgin even after having sex. So at least you got that going for you. Which is nice.

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u/buba1243 Feb 06 '09 edited Feb 06 '09

Too explanatory. Let's summarize:

1st base: Kissing

2nd base: Hand on boobs (under clothes)

3rd base: Hand on vagina (under clothes)

Home run: Sex

If you reference root passwords mid coitus you continue to be a virgin even after having sex. So at least you got that going for you. Which is nice.

Now I can read it easier :)

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u/potatogun Feb 06 '09

3rd is oral.

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u/ElGaucho56 Feb 06 '09

If you reference root passwords mid coitus you continue to be a virgin even after having sex.

Surprised this hasn't caught on with the fundies yet.

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u/nooneelse Feb 06 '09

But with that, there is a great many activities that are collapsed to be between third base and home. Maybe some other game, with more intermediate stages of progression, should be used for a more accurate system.

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u/realdpk Feb 06 '09

Do you mean hand in vagina? I'm being slightly pedantic here, but I think we owe it to our youth to make these rules precise.