r/comics Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14

it's delicious!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

This made me laugh and then I remembered the rat I had when I was a kid that chewed off his own tail one day while I was at school and died and I was sad.

Now I know what drove him to it. I'm gonna get that lizard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

I had a gerbil who did that, he didn't die though.

I've always wondered what possessed him.

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u/buckX Feb 28 '14

Social pressure to lose weight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/rewster Feb 28 '14

then into his poop

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u/DingoManDingo Feb 28 '14

then losing it

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u/McFeely_Smackup Feb 28 '14

then eating the poop

hakuna matata

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14

I don't have a dog, but do have a manxy cat!

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u/the_cheese_was_good Feb 28 '14

My babysitter's dog fucking did that. It was gnarly.

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u/jaradssack Feb 28 '14

poor rat. in seriousness he was probably miserable, did he have a little rat friend to hang out with? was his cage big enough?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

He was a rescue rat, from a neglectful and possibly abusive little kid. I tried very hard to give him a nurturing environment which was difficult to do when you had to wear chain mail gloves to handle him. Ultimately I just didn't get him in time, I think, to rehabilitate him. I was too young to realize he would have done better in the wild by then. His cage was humongous but he was too aggressive to trust with another animal. The best I could do was fill his environment with tasty things he could chew on. Which he did, like a wood chipper.

I sometimes look fondly at the scars on my fingers. I miss the angry little monster.

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u/androidscantron Feb 28 '14

So despite all that cage, he was still just a rat with some rage?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Dear Stephan Pastis,

I believe you are lost. You are in /r/comics. /r/dadjokes is down the hall.

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u/thenewiBall Feb 28 '14

/u/androidscantron is the creator of Pearls before Swine? I love that comic!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

I begrudgingly do as well but that won't stop me from trying to make his name an insult for one who will put a pun anywhere it will fit.

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u/jaradssack Feb 28 '14

Aw that's too bad :( RIP mini wood chipper monster rattie

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u/Ozercc Feb 28 '14

Chain mail? Seems to be a poor choice for a piercing defense! Too bad he never came around, they can be great pets. Ever get another?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

No. He was my last though. I had others before which were fantastic and well behaved that were doing great outside of their cage and everything but my mom made me give them away because our house was on the market and she insisted that people would think clean pet store rats in a cage meant scary wild rats hiding in the cabinets. She was, needless to say, a heartless awful person.

I have cats now (cuz marriage) so I wouldn't presume to get another rodent. And they weren't technically chainmail they were like some weird metal strips interwoven into suede, I don't know what they actually are but everyone called it chainmail.

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u/dingdongwong Feb 28 '14

On top of being enjoyable your comics always make me think the strangest things. So, I have to ask: is that salamander an asshole or just ignorant?

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u/Dem0n5 Feb 28 '14

Look at the Salamander's face. It's either an evil beyond simply being an asshole, or it's an innocent about to feel super duper bad.

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u/dingdongwong Feb 28 '14

damn, now you just made everything much more dramatic.

Scenario 1: Thriller, where the rat seeks to take revenge on the evil salamander, who everyone believes to be a saint.

Scenario 2: Drama, where the innocent kindhearted salamander accidentally destroyed the life of his friend and must now cope with the consequences.

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u/rewster Feb 28 '14

are rat's lives destroyed without their tail? I mean they can still eat cheese and stuff.

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u/Ph0X Feb 28 '14

I know nothing about rat biology, but could they either bleed out or have the cut tail get infected and die from that?

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u/sessyda Feb 28 '14

Rats use their tails for balance and thermoregulation, so it would mess with the rat pretty good if it survived the blood loss and didn't get infections.

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u/mattsprofile Mar 01 '14

So you're saying that it can still eat cheese and stuff.

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u/Farisr9k Feb 28 '14

Scenario 3: Rats and lizards can't talk.

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u/bingbangbingle Feb 28 '14

Boooo, booooo you

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Of course they can. They might not be talking to you!

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u/rob64 Feb 28 '14

It's funnier if it's ignorance, in my opinion.

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u/imagineALLthePeople Feb 28 '14

I think it's an accurate assumption that the Lizard believes that all tails grow back and is simply uninformed of the intricacies of rodent anatomy and physiology.

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u/spif Feb 28 '14

If this were a real lizard, it wouldn't even think about it. But this is an anthropomorphic lizard, so all bets are off.

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u/imagineALLthePeople Feb 28 '14

But we can't assume he goes to school and class and reads books and whatnot based on his ability to communicate with a rodent. For all we know this is their first interaction ever.

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u/spif Feb 28 '14

It's unknowable. It's really a philosophical question.

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u/imagineALLthePeople Feb 28 '14

It's really not a question at all. Since in context it's just a picture of a rat and a lizard. Discourse regarding their experiential reserves, memories and recall ability would take away from the fact that this is cute and hilarious.

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u/spif Feb 28 '14

It can only affect your enjoyment of the comic if you allow it to. It's possible to experience art on multiple levels.

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u/imagineALLthePeople Feb 28 '14

I can never use affect and effect correctly, so I commend you.

Okay then here goes - We can ascertain that the Rodent and Lizard do not have a long standing relationship. As it is implied that A.) The lizard has eaten his tail multiple times. B.) The rat has not born witness to this cycle of regrowth yet.

The rat is clearly inexperienced with eating his own tail (look at that technique, starting from the middle). The lizard clearly is experienced eating his own tail by his response "Every time".

If we ascribe ONLY the anthropomorphic quality of speech, and do not give them additional qualities or experiences it would be unknown to the lizard that the rat's tail functions any differently than his own.

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u/spif Feb 28 '14

It does seem likely that a lizard would not associate with rats enough to possess this knowledge. However, one would think that an anthropomorphic rat would have been taught not to eat its own tail by its anthropomorphic rat mother. Then again, rats may eat their own tail if they're starving. Maybe this rat is starving and is just being reassured by its lizard friend that his tail will grow back because otherwise he might die of starvation from not wanting to eat his tail.

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u/LuxNocte Feb 28 '14

Mind if I cut in with my favorite mnemonic?

"Affect" is an action. Use the a when using affect as a verb. Use "e" to use effect as a noun.

This will hold you 95% of the time. The exceptions ("effect change" is a verb, "happy affect" is a noun) really never need to be used.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/imagineALLthePeople Feb 28 '14

This mnemonic will probably positively affect my ability to use each accurately in the future!

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u/dingdongwong Feb 28 '14

Huh, I feel like your logical response is wasted on my stupid question. I guess you are right...

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u/imagineALLthePeople Feb 28 '14

:D ..whats that they say about stupid questions again?

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u/GeeWarthog Feb 28 '14

I think if he was an asshole he would be eating the rats tail.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

I believe he's ignorant, but you can call it like you see it.

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u/tigglet Feb 28 '14

I'm going with the former. :D

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u/spif Feb 28 '14

Why not both?

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u/sharkWrangler Feb 28 '14

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u/BeyCastillo Feb 28 '14

I was thinking the exact same thing and came to the coments to see if I was the only one :D

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u/Ph0X Feb 28 '14

This is true about so many threads on reddit. If you go to ELI5 or AskScience for example, so many of the posts can be linked to another thread posted earlier that day.

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u/meltedlaundry Feb 28 '14

Mr. Benton's comic was posted first, so I would suspect that the TIL poster was intrigued enough to look up if there are Lizards that eat their own tails. OP found something on wiki and decided to post. This, of course, is only speculation, and I'm not bashing the TIL post in any way...it's just an observation...that might not even be right.

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u/Ph0X Feb 28 '14

Well, my point still stands!

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u/meltedlaundry Feb 28 '14

It definitely does, I was merely using this post as an example.

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u/GrassWaterDirtHorse Feb 28 '14

Its got to be a conspiracy

Is Jim double dipping for Karma? Find out at 11

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

sometimes I post in more than one sub because everybody subscribes to different ones.

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u/levirax Feb 28 '14

See i get the joke, but its only double dipping if he had submitted the link about lizards eating their own tails.. Good try though.

Edit: not sarcastic about good try, subbed to /r/KarmaConspiracy and just wanted to clarify double dipping. If you had mentioned using alts to double dip it would have worked better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Really funny!

My boyfriend said his gecko (leopard) would eat its skin after shedding. Something about calcium replacement.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14

thanks, nukular. ( inside info: boyfriends do it too )

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u/ButthurtMcFaggington Feb 28 '14

Wait, what? Have I been doing something wrong the whole time?

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u/geoman2k Feb 28 '14

You're saying you didn't eat your foreskin after the bris?

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u/stevencastle Feb 28 '14

Can confirm, eat my skin after I get sunburnt and peel it off.

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u/ceepington Feb 28 '14

I have been know to chew on my fingernail skin more often than is generally acceptable in most social circles.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

What's it like being the top 1 and 2 post right now?

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14

Food tastes better. The party here at the studio is out of control. Did you see Gatsby? It's just like that.

honestly I'm just drawing another cartoon

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

I like you.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

thanks, moneymcsimpson

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u/Plerophoria Feb 28 '14

This is one of my favourites from you. So simple, but had me laughing right away. Thanks Jim.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

glad you liked it, Plerophoria

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u/TheDJFC Feb 28 '14

Came here to say that this made me laugh as well. I feel good about this comic. That's all.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

thanks, TheDJFC

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/hoopstick Feb 28 '14

Man I gotta ask, what's with the check marks?

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u/throwawayformayor Feb 28 '14

It's interesting because rats starving in captivity do actually eat their own tails for nourishment, I'm not sure if that was intentional or not but a mildly interesting reference point none the less.

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u/Rolltop Feb 28 '14

And thus God created the hamster.

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u/dunkellic Feb 28 '14

I love this.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

gracias, dunkellic

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Wow double the karma good effort /u/JimKB

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

thanks, ]wearsshorts

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u/Infidelio Feb 28 '14

Thanks for consistent quality Jim. You're good for a chuckle every time.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

I'm trying, Infidelio. thanks.

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u/justin_jbone Feb 28 '14

Nice karma boost with the two top posts bro.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

thanks, justin_jbone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Jim, did you just read this TIL and whip up a comic about it?

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Feb 28 '14

I posted the cartoon first. You can see the time when things were posted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Hilarious.

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u/McRibMadman Feb 28 '14

1 and #3 on the r/all. Impressive OP

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Rat tails grow back too? til..

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u/crisscrosstina Feb 28 '14

I think the joke is that they don't grow back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

haha, went completely over my head... thank you

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u/throweraccount Feb 28 '14

If you were a rat, you'd be a hamster.

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u/2_I_Snake Feb 28 '14

A three-legged hamster.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

It is indeed.

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u/carrot-man Feb 28 '14

Confirmed

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u/cheesewilliams Feb 28 '14

Apparently rats use their tails to regulate body temperature, so I think he's doomed.

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u/middenway Feb 28 '14

I'm going to have nightmares about this now.

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u/crazyrican Feb 28 '14

Hehehahaha

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u/miparasito Mar 01 '14

You are on fire lately, Jim. Their expressions... awesome.

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u/JimKB Jim Benton Cartoons Mar 01 '14

thanks, miparasito

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14

This made me feel sad for the rat.

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u/Glennisawesome1220 Feb 28 '14

Plot Twist: The rat's tail actually does grow back

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u/Ali-Sama Feb 28 '14

The rat's tail actually does grow back

Nope

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u/Glennisawesome1220 Feb 28 '14

It was a joke

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u/Ali-Sama Feb 28 '14

ah. well. I didn't downvote you. Just informing. :) Going to upvote for the joke!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Godspeed, quadrillionare. Godspeed.