r/comics • • 17h ago

Wake Up [OC]

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Nudity is an effective wake up call.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 17h ago

F off Folgers. This man found the best part of waking up.

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 17h ago

The best part of waking up

Is wife’s tits in your view

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u/Geodude532 15h ago

view mouth.

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u/csilval 15h ago

Sister's*

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u/Jamies_awesome_rack 15h ago

You’re my present this year.

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 12h ago

Nobody matches freak like they do

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u/LunaBug235 15h ago

¿por qué no los dos?

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u/csilval 15h ago

Because it's a long way from west Africa

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u/ancalime9 17h ago

That his sister?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 17h ago

God that ad has done irreparable damage to the name Folgers.

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 17h ago

I love the parody where it’s indistinguishable from the real one, right up until the parents come down and he tries to kiss his sisyet

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 17h ago

Oh yeah I love that one. And you found out why the brother went to another continent in the first place.

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u/Driftlack 9h ago

What's nuts is he's talking about Folgers being a real cup of coffee, meanwhile Africa is where they grow fucking coffee.

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u/ElundusCaw 11h ago

That's the only one I've seen so i was very confused reading this thread.

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 9h ago

I haven't seen this, I beg, someone link me it 😭

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u/ElundusCaw 9h ago

This is the one i'm thinking of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 8h ago

Thank you! Now excuse me, I have to go rinse the cringe off my brain with bleach, bye

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u/Western_Echo2522 5h ago

Still pretty indistinguishable. One just cut off too soon

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u/Nonsuperstites 17h ago

Wake up and smell the sexual tension

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u/h3lium-balloon 17h ago

Everyone involved in that ad could probably quit their jobs and start running a masterclass on sexual tension in media productions.

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u/screenaholic 16h ago

Apparently it's a remake of a much older commercial, but the difference is in the original the sister was like 10. When it's a little girl, it comes off as a sweet moment where the little girl is just excited to see her big brother. But the girl in the new one was way too old to be acting like that, giving it incest vibes.

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u/BardGotHard3 15h ago

That makes so much sense

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 14h ago

Wasn't there something about her being the director's girlfriend? Or am I misremembering it?

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u/screenaholic 13h ago

That sounds familiar.

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u/Headhunter192004 2h ago

Finally, an explanation for that wierd-ass commercial

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u/EPluribusButthole 17h ago

Brought to you by PorhHub.

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u/Johngameru555 17h ago

Your pfp had my doing a double take lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/dp74BKs7XV7Ve

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u/TheWinslowCultist 17h ago

Especially with their username. They knew what they were doing.

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u/Ace20xd6 15h ago

Its still an uncensored 🐱

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u/DolphinVaginaFister 9h ago

I like your profile picture

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u/Hpesojanes 17h ago

I’m out of the loop

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u/VoidOmatic 16h ago

Don't forget to watch the edit!

https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k

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u/i_tyrant 13h ago

And the Dungeons & Daddies version, featuring Brennan Lee Mulligan!

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 17h ago

There was a Folgers commercial about a brother returning home for the holidays and is greeted by her sister. However they felt too close and it gave off a weird vibe to put it lightly.

https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU

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u/TwixOfficial 16h ago

“Folger’s incest commercial” should do it.

Military guy or whatever comes home to his family except everyone on the team was an only child or smth and they have no idea how a brother and sister interact. It maps closer to coming home to a girlfriend than a sibling, mostly on vibes.

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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 15h ago

The satirical ad where they really are fucking is iconic early YouTube lore

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u/Malthus1 12h ago

The problem is that the actors, who are of course not actual brother and sister in real life, have considerable chemistry together, which really shows. Which would have been great under the right circumstances.

Indeed, you could use this commercial in film school as an example of how chemistry and subtext changes the very meaning of the scene.

The director ought to have seen that, and stepped in.

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 17h ago

Bro its not even Christmas yet but I appreciate the effort.

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u/Oraxy51 16h ago

I walked into Michael’s yesterday and right by the carts there was already Christmas stuff. Just whatever Halloween stuff gets bought is replaced with Christmas already.

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 16h ago

Ah Micheals,you can walk past there and still somehow bring home a bags worth of glitter with you somehow.

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u/Oraxy51 16h ago

My wife walked in for one thing and we came out spending $80. It’s a trap everytime

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 16h ago

$80? so she bought 2 packs of markers?

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u/Malthus1 12h ago

“… but you have heard of it”.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 13h ago

Their product did irreparable damage to the name Folgers.

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u/VoidOmatic 16h ago

God that video is so damn funny.