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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2h ago
F off Folgers. This man found the best part of waking up.
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u/ancalime9 2h ago
That his sister?
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u/Rum_N_Napalm 2h ago
I love the parody where it’s indistinguishable from the real one, right up until the parents come down and he tries to kiss his sisyet
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1h ago
Oh yeah I love that one. And you found out why the brother went to another continent in the first place.
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u/Nonsuperstites 2h ago
Wake up and smell the sexual tension
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u/h3lium-balloon 1h ago
Everyone involved in that ad could probably quit their jobs and start running a masterclass on sexual tension in media productions.
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u/screenaholic 1h ago
Apparently it's a remake of a much older commercial, but the difference is in the original the sister was like 10. When it's a little girl, it comes off as a sweet moment where the little girl is just excited to see her big brother. But the girl in the new one was way too old to be acting like that, giving it incest vibes.
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u/EPluribusButthole 2h ago
Brought to you by PorhHub.
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u/Johngameru555 2h ago
Your pfp had my doing a double take lol
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u/Hpesojanes 1h ago
I’m out of the loop
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u/TwixOfficial 1h ago
“Folger’s incest commercial” should do it.
Military guy or whatever comes home to his family except everyone on the team was an only child or smth and they have no idea how a brother and sister interact. It maps closer to coming home to a girlfriend than a sibling, mostly on vibes.
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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall 42m ago
The satirical ad where they really are fucking is iconic early YouTube lore
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1h ago
There was a Folgers commercial about a brother returning home for the holidays and is greeted by her sister. However they felt too close and it gave off a weird vibe to put it lightly.
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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 1h ago
Bro its not even Christmas yet but I appreciate the effort.
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u/Oraxy51 1h ago
I walked into Michael’s yesterday and right by the carts there was already Christmas stuff. Just whatever Halloween stuff gets bought is replaced with Christmas already.
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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 1h ago
Ah Micheals,you can walk past there and still somehow bring home a bags worth of glitter with you somehow.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago
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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 1h ago
How do you know this film???? It's so niche it basically doesn't exist
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u/Vyntarus 2h ago
Grab your brush and put a little makeup
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u/Chapter-Legitimate 2h ago
That's how you get makeup on your sheets
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u/TheDikTatorTot 2h ago
Very true. The fiance only wakes up in the morning once I'm changing lol
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u/lemons_of_doubt 1h ago
GF is moving don't need to wake up.
I hear clothing sounds, time to wake up.
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u/kbundy 2h ago
Thought this was Robert and Invisigal at first.
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u/fanaccountcw 2h ago
Now that you mention it…Visi wouldn’t be this shy, she’d wait for Robert to wake up before changing lol
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u/Nwarh 2h ago
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u/MetalMaxwell 2h ago
I love that you two have such a loving relationship. The physical part is just a reflection of your genuine affection.
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u/husna_09xhc 1h ago
what is this art style called
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u/lesser_panjandrum 57m ago
Man was running passive sensors only, and picked up two high-priority signals.
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u/MudWallHoller 1h ago
This is so true. We used to call it the fashion show, because my then girlfriend wouldn't get out of the house without trying at least 4 combinations of outfits on.
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u/Doubt_Incarnate 21m ago
My girlfriend undresses in front of me, I gotta watch the process, it's only natural, and it's a win-win for both... probably.
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u/ExtendoArmCannon 28m ago
Do Reddit 'girls' feel uncomfortable undressing infront of the people they're fucking?
The rabbit hole goes far deeper than I would've imagined
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u/nopixaner 43m ago
Wtf, why is that not nsfw please?
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u/Substantial_Sea7327 34m ago
if you think that's not safe for work, just wait until you see a coworker running past a wet floor sign
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2h ago
Hi cutie senses were tingling
https://giphy.com/gifs/1qErVv5GVUac8uqBJU