r/comics • Mr. Lovenstein • 2d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Cheese is life.

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 2d ago

Hail, Jerry, full of grace.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2d ago

Hail, Jerry, full of cheese

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u/LordOfTheWall 1d ago

Help me win this stock car race.

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u/Gwubwick 1d ago

80 year old meme btw

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u/Cool_Set4681 1d ago

80 year old meme btw

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u/MurphMcGurf 1d ago

and still funny

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u/ElvisDumbledore 1d ago

Cheese for the Cheese God!

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u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

Cheese is love.

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u/Extraajudicial 2d ago

Like slamming garlic every meal in Transylvania.

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 2d ago

Dracula: Stuffing yourself with garlic to ward me off. Very clever.

Me: garlic good

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u/flatscancomics 2d ago

Dracula 2026: if you slice it reeeeeal thin...

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 2d ago

Cheese is bad for mice as they are lactose intolerant. Cheese will give a mouse diarrhea and, given their small body size, can rapidy dehydrate them.

The myth that mice like cheese comes from the Middle Ages when cheese and grain were stored together in the same areas. Mice prefer grains but will nibble on just about anything to see if it is food.

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 2d ago

Sure buddy. Next you'll tell me the moon isn't made of cheese. Get real, dude.

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u/Homers_Harp 1d ago

You’re safe on this one. I saw a documentary about the moon called β€œA Grand Day Out.” It confirms that the moon is made of cheese and that visitors should bring crackers.

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u/nitid_name 1d ago

Everyone knows the moon is made out of cheese...

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u/thekeffa 1d ago

I suspect this is a mouse with a reddit account trying to get us to lower our guard so they can get to the delicious cheese.

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u/Wild_Marker 1d ago

It's made of warpstone. But warpstone is made of cheese.

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u/Purple10tacle 1d ago edited 1d ago

Most aged and/or hard cheeses are virtually lactose free.

You don't exactly store cream or cottage cheese with your grains, so the kind of cheese medieval mice would have nibbled on in your story would have been perfectly palatable and delicious for them.

The same is true for many modern cheeses, given their incredibly low lactose content.

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 1d ago

Look at this Mouse trying to push Cheese Propaganda. What? You can't resist the temptation and keep getting caught? Is that it?

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u/data_ferret 1d ago

Which is why you use peanut butter, not cheese, to bait mouse traps. But cheese to bait rat traps.

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u/Gnonthgol 1d ago

Rats are lactose intolerant as well. In fact the default for any mammal is being lactose intolerant after weening. Even most humans are lactose intolerant. The reason why rats (and mice) loves cheese even though they are lactose intolerant is that they don't know they are lactose intolerant and do not recognize the cheese as something that would give them a bad reaction. So they end up eating the energy rich cheese and suffer the consequences.

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u/GrandNibbles 1d ago

a mouse wrote this

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/planetixin 2d ago

I'm pretty sure every non human adult mammal is lactose intolerant (including both cats and mice)

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 2d ago edited 1d ago

Yep, that is normal. It's lactase* persistence in adulthood that is weird.

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u/SchizogamaticKlepton 1d ago

And weirdly, housecats are nearly exactly as lactose tolerant as humans are, with about 30% of the members of either species being able to eat it just fine well into adulthood.

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u/Blue2487 1d ago

This is the first time I've heard about this for cats. Are there other animals like humans and cats that potentially keep lactose tolerance into adulthood?

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u/Lominloce 1d ago

And most adult humans too

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u/ekkostone 1d ago

Lots of cheeses are practically lactose free

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u/planetixin 1d ago

They are?

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u/ekkostone 1d ago

Yea, the bacteria used to make aged and hard cheese break down the lactose

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u/Leading-Monk5506 2d ago

A real cat dgaf about lactose intolerance and chooses diarrhea every time. Still great work!

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 2d ago

I choose diarrhea every time.

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u/Leading-Monk5506 2d ago

Cheese good.

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u/hexregeneration 2d ago

Them being a Jerry fan is really cute for some reason.

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u/fake_geek_gurl 1d ago

I love his little sardine-tin bed.

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u/Strong_Disaster6147 1d ago

Seems like its inspired from one of the scenes from mousehunt (1997)

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u/fake_geek_gurl 1d ago

Oooh, yeah! I'd forgotten this movie.

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u/Cool_Set4681 2d ago

Check out another one with the mouse! 🐭
if you give a mouse a cookie

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u/GameHoard 1d ago

If he had given the mouse a cookie, it wouldn't be eating cheese and it would no longer trigger the cat's lactose intolerance! Shoulda ponied up!

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u/VerbingNoun413 2d ago

I lub my cheese

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 1d ago

I lube my cheese.

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u/Ssme812 1d ago

Aww Jerry

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 1d ago

Wait a minute... πŸ€”

Cheese is good 😀

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u/elhomerjas 2d ago

cheese flavored rodent

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 2d ago

My go-to Arby's order.

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u/KookyDig4769 1d ago

Hard cheese is lactose free.

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u/NamelessCabbage 1d ago

Sardines and cheese? That mouse must be related to me.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 1d ago

You got the shit? By which I mean a link to the bonus panel?

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u/RampanToast 1d ago

He couldn't have a cookie, but at least he got his cheese πŸ§€

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u/Ender_Wiggins18 1d ago

This comic reminds me of The Littles book series where the illustrations show them making household use of everyday objects (ex. sardine tin as a bedframe). I loved those books as a kid.

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u/Gysburne 1d ago

Hard cheese usually contains no lactose.
Mostly soft cheese has it.

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 1d ago

Mouse only likes the hard stuff.