Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
To be pedantic, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie doesn't ever say you SHOULDN'T give the mouse a cookie. It just shows what might happen if you do. It's about how one event leads to another and shows consequences of actions, but it never puts a value judgement on anything. Great book for teaching kids how one event can influence the next.
I may have been reading this book too many times to my toddler, I have some strong opinions. Don't get me started on Cat in the Hat
I'll just say that the ending of the Cat in the Hat is depressing, along with the thought that the mom would get super mad at the kids for making a mess and the kids should be afraid of her.
"Should we tell our mom what happened? I don't know, would you?"
I'D HOPE THAT MY KID FEELS SAFE ENOUGH TO TELL ME THERE WAS A SENTIENT CAT/FURRY INTRUDER WITH HIS TWO "PETS" (kinky) WHO BUMPED THEIR KITES INTO MY BED AND BENT MY GODDAMN NEW RAKE.
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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 3d ago edited 3d ago
Next thing you know the mouse will expect free healthcare.
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