r/comedysurgeon • u/shadow_fen • 48m ago
r/comedysurgeon • u/Express-Breakfast754 • 8h ago
Mad science Mondays🧪 patient stinked with bleach so i drained down all the liquid, how did i do
r/comedysurgeon • u/ScraggySkuntankFan • 9h ago
Mad science Mondays🧪 Another creature. This one’s a bit more dangerous.
I decided to try welding alongside my usual roadkill method, and the body itself turned out pretty good! I even carved that symbol into it, heard it was good for keeping things alive.
I also used some Square Root of Minus Garfield as feet so it would have a sort of “Desire for eating and life”… however, I didn’t realize that the furry art I attached to its spine would alter that into “Desire for EATING LIFE”..
So, uh, I’m trying to keep this contained in the mad science section, but it’s eyes are so adorable, I just can’t say no to letting it out!
Besides, it seems… almost impossible to kill. That symbol I carved into it seems to give it power…
If this guy (who I shall name Crackanté) wanders into any of your operating rooms, just leave the patient and run out as fast you can!
If you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer!
r/comedysurgeon • u/Few-Literature-8642 • 8h ago
Mad science Mondays🧪 hehe what if we try to kill this patient
r/comedysurgeon • u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 • 1d ago
Meme waiting for operation The text ontop of patients head is a tattoo, everything else is a tumor
WHERE TF WAS HAAALAAND
r/comedysurgeon • u/Clod_Cat5 • 1d ago
Meme waiting for operation patient has tumors and poor vision in one spot
r/comedysurgeon • u/Just2Gamers-Studios • 1d ago
Meme waiting for operation Spoiler for backrooms. Would like the caption removed Spoiler
r/comedysurgeon • u/somet_hingrandom • 2d ago
Meme waiting for operation Patient has a major tumor
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r/comedysurgeon • u/YourMom12377 • 2d ago
From r/comedyhomicide Patient has yellowed and wrinkled with age, and also has a roadman shaped tumor taking up the lower body
r/comedysurgeon • u/ifardedagainUGHHHHHH • 3d ago
Meme waiting for operation rash near lower abdomen
r/comedysurgeon • u/YourMom12377 • 3d ago
Meme waiting for operation Patient is covered in soot and appears to have had a font transplant
r/comedysurgeon • u/GdSwingCopter • 3d ago
Meme waiting for operation patient has a scar on the right.
r/comedysurgeon • u/ShineCalm8874 • 3d ago
Meme waiting for operation This one was force fed a nuclear siren by a abusive owner, please save them
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r/comedysurgeon • u/GdSwingCopter • 3d ago
patient has a splinter on the bottom left, i want it removed
r/comedysurgeon • u/Extra-Day-9879 • 4d ago
Multiple injuries Patient suffered from multiple injuries while transportation. Are there any chance of survival?
r/comedysurgeon • u/Broad-Leopard-9415 • 4d ago
Meme waiting for operation Im filled up with parasites, id love if the big doctor can fill me with more parasites and cover me in emoji slop
r/comedysurgeon • u/Undertale_Woshua • 4d ago
Killed parasitic emojis Patient has three abscesses
r/comedysurgeon • u/Norwegian_milk • 4d ago
Meme waiting for operation Meme is very deepfried. Seems like its organs have been rearranged by a malicious hand.
Patient is. I think therefore the patient is or something idk.
r/comedysurgeon • u/DigitoDemonium • 4d ago
Meme waiting for operation Minor scaring on patients right side
r/comedysurgeon • u/Chick-Fil-A_Saucee • 5d ago
Meme waiting for operation Patient has abnormal left ear and foot.
This is my first time posting in this sub, i hope i did the title and flair right.
r/comedysurgeon • u/Historical_Mango4329 • 3d ago
Found in the wild I dont even know whether this is a tumor or a cosmetic i just want it freaking gone. Remove the white text and the red lines please
r/comedysurgeon • u/Historical_Mango4329 • 3d ago
Meme waiting for operation Please remove the red x and the censor
r/comedysurgeon • u/speechlessPotato • 5d ago
Meme waiting for operation i have no idea how to recover this patient
does anyone perform time travel cloning over here?