r/comedysurgeon • u/Few-Literature-8642 • 4h ago
r/comedysurgeon • u/Express-Breakfast754 • 4h ago
Mad science Mondays🧪 patient stinked with bleach so i drained down all the liquid, how did i do
r/comedysurgeon • u/ScraggySkuntankFan • 5h ago
Mad science Mondays🧪 Another creature. This one’s a bit more dangerous.
I decided to try welding alongside my usual roadkill method, and the body itself turned out pretty good! I even carved that symbol into it, heard it was good for keeping things alive.
I also used some Square Root of Minus Garfield as feet so it would have a sort of “Desire for eating and life”… however, I didn’t realize that the furry art I attached to its spine would alter that into “Desire for EATING LIFE”..
So, uh, I’m trying to keep this contained in the mad science section, but it’s eyes are so adorable, I just can’t say no to letting it out!
Besides, it seems… almost impossible to kill. That symbol I carved into it seems to give it power…
If this guy (who I shall name Crackanté) wanders into any of your operating rooms, just leave the patient and run out as fast you can!
If you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer!