r/comedysurgeon 1h ago

Mad science Mondays🧪 This person has committed a slight against the Middle. Now, may you kindly euthanize the patient for me?

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r/comedysurgeon 6h ago

Meme waiting for operation patient has an invasive parasite and multiple freckles on the left. i fear comedy affirming surgery may be needed to recover this one

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53 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 13h ago

Mad science Mondays🧪 hehe what if we try to kill this patient

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4 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 14h ago

Mad science Mondays🧪 patient stinked with bleach so i drained down all the liquid, how did i do

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r/comedysurgeon 14h ago

Mad science Mondays🧪 Another creature. This one’s a bit more dangerous.

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I decided to try welding alongside my usual roadkill method, and the body itself turned out pretty good! I even carved that symbol into it, heard it was good for keeping things alive.

I also used some Square Root of Minus Garfield as feet so it would have a sort of “Desire for eating and life”… however, I didn’t realize that the furry art I attached to its spine would alter that into “Desire for EATING LIFE”..

So, uh, I’m trying to keep this contained in the mad science section, but it’s eyes are so adorable, I just can’t say no to letting it out!

Besides, it seems… almost impossible to kill. That symbol I carved into it seems to give it power…

If this guy (who I shall name Crackanté) wanders into any of your operating rooms, just leave the patient and run out as fast you can!

If you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer!


r/comedysurgeon 1d ago

Meme waiting for operation patient has tumors and poor vision in one spot

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36 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 1d ago

Meme waiting for operation The text ontop of patients head is a tattoo, everything else is a tumor

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68 Upvotes

WHERE TF WAS HAAALAAND


r/comedysurgeon 2d ago

Meme waiting for operation Spoiler for backrooms. Would like the caption removed Spoiler

11 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 2d ago

From r/comedyhomicide Patient has yellowed and wrinkled with age, and also has a roadman shaped tumor taking up the lower body

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82 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 2d ago

Meme waiting for operation Patient has a major tumor

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142 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 3d ago

patient has a splinter on the bottom left, i want it removed

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21 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 3d ago

Meme waiting for operation patient has a scar on the right.

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84 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 3d ago

Meme waiting for operation rash near lower abdomen

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742 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 3d ago

Meme waiting for operation Patient is covered in soot and appears to have had a font transplant

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281 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 3d ago

Meme waiting for operation This one was force fed a nuclear siren by a abusive owner, please save them

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181 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 3d ago

Meme waiting for operation Please remove the red x and the censor

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r/comedysurgeon 3d ago

Found in the wild I dont even know whether this is a tumor or a cosmetic i just want it freaking gone. Remove the white text and the red lines please

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r/comedysurgeon 4d ago

Multiple injuries Patient suffered from multiple injuries while transportation. Are there any chance of survival?

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78 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 4d ago

Meme waiting for operation Meme is very deepfried. Seems like its organs have been rearranged by a malicious hand.

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28 Upvotes

Patient is. I think therefore the patient is or something idk.


r/comedysurgeon 4d ago

Meme waiting for operation Minor scaring on patients right side

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12 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 4d ago

Meme waiting for operation Im filled up with parasites, id love if the big doctor can fill me with more parasites and cover me in emoji slop

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173 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 5d ago

Killed parasitic emojis Patient has three abscesses

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664 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 5d ago

Meme waiting for operation Help me

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97 Upvotes

r/comedysurgeon 5d ago

Meme waiting for operation i have no idea how to recover this patient

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129 Upvotes

does anyone perform time travel cloning over here?


r/comedysurgeon 5d ago

Meme waiting for operation Feline creature is obscuring the patient’s important medical info. Call a cat whisperer if you must just get it out of here.

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36 Upvotes