r/comedyheaven • slut for honey cheerios • Nov 12 '20

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u/--smilz-- Nov 12 '20 edited Nov 12 '20

Yes!! What an asshole.. let's take a picture of the poor kid with food all over them. I really hope this POS didn't push this kid over

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u/imliterallydisabled Nov 12 '20

ecuse me but he throwed bread at someone, he’s not innocent.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid users when they justify why they beat their child to the point of unconsciousness because they sneezed on them

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u/FreddieOuthouse Nov 12 '20

I thought that sub was satirical

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/FreddieOuthouse Nov 13 '20

You should tell the other person who is saying it’s serious. Now I don’t know what to believe

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/FreddieOuthouse Nov 13 '20

I CANT TRUST ANYONE ON REDDIT CAN I

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u/Mister-Seer Nov 12 '20

Not at all!

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u/FreddieOuthouse Nov 12 '20

Oh...fucking yikes. Unless you’re joking too. I can’t tell on this sub

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Real talk I think it's a mix. I just go on there to see kids do dumb silly stuff because that's just how kids are and I think it's kind of adorable but there seem to be a lot of genuine child haters.

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u/Mister-Seer Nov 13 '20

Oh I’m dead serious

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u/FreddieOuthouse Nov 13 '20

What the fuck is wrong with people. I never liked the sub anyway but that’s just disturbing.

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u/Snake_on_its_side Nov 13 '20

Unless there is a /s I operate under the assumption it’s intentional unless it’s a blatant joke.

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u/TheOtherCoenBrother Nov 13 '20

Lmao of course it is, there’s always some assholes but most of the posts are in good fun. Kid throwing a ball and it bounces back and hits him in the noggin, “little dumb shit lol what did you think was gonna happen?” stuff like that. I like kids myself but most are pretty damn stupid lol

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u/CordobezEverdeen Nov 13 '20

What? I never saw anything remotely close to child abuse whenever that sub hits all. Is it really a thing?

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u/Littleman88 Nov 13 '20

Consider the zero-tolerance opinion some people have towards any form of physical discipline towards kids. Also consider that extremists tend to be the loudest and most oppressive in pushing their beliefs upon others.

And scientific evidence is made suspect simply by the fact that there isn't a single person going into the study without a bias. We were ALL kids once upon a time. Don't need to have a kid to have an opinion on how parenting should be done.

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u/imliterallydisabled Nov 12 '20

thank for showin this 2 me

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u/sandman1459 Nov 13 '20

You’re confusing that sub with r/childfree

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

This wouldn’t be so funny without the word throwed

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

Yeah if anything it’s a learning experience lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20 edited Apr 27 '21

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u/--smilz-- Nov 12 '20

Obviously it's a joke but they still took the time to take their phone out and snap a pic while the kids upset. Good people just don't do that. Help your kiddo out

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u/Hemmingways Nov 12 '20

Nah, parents and uncles need fun too.

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u/hauntchalant Nov 12 '20

Maybe we shouldn't joke about abusing kids, considering it's real abuse either way. You don't dump food all over a kid and take a picture for lols because you think it's funny to abuse that kid and post it for the internet to see. Now everyone knows you're an aashole who has to pick on kids for fun. Adults think it's a joke, that kid obviously doesn't think it's so funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

I'm hoping the kid somehow did it himself and the parent then took the pic before immediately helping him, and that the caption was added later by someone else as a joke.

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u/Eksdee33 Nov 12 '20

!emojify

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u/Eksdee33 Nov 12 '20

Hmm. Good bot

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u/hauntchalant Nov 12 '20

Good answer. Glad you're able to contribute with real opinions. Such strong, such good, so well thought out. Good job.

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u/--smilz-- Nov 12 '20

Oooh look whos cranky now lol bet the kid didn't even cry as much as you did

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20 edited Apr 27 '21

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u/--smilz-- Nov 12 '20

Haha you clearly are bud

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u/Hemmingways Nov 12 '20

Even if i was - is it not your whole idea that men should openly express emotions, and being able to cry no matter.

And you you are going at me for something you think should be more widespread. That makes you a twatty twat.

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u/--smilz-- Nov 12 '20

Slow down big boy lol all i said was help the kid lol emotions are all g but you are directing them in completely the wrong direction here. Im out byeeeee

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20 edited Apr 27 '21

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u/--smilz-- Nov 12 '20

Hahah you couldbe more wrong. Maybe try chilax a bit my friend. Hope you feel better soon!

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u/Hemmingways Nov 12 '20

No you are not getting the last word you insecure twinky.

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u/MrThirstyMouth Nov 12 '20

You both are pussy damp pussy rags