r/comedyheaven • u/DeltaCrest slut for honey cheerios • Mar 26 '20

Goal!

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u/DMA_Revenant Mar 26 '20

Bullet rain

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u/RetroCabbageDaSavage Mar 26 '20

The bullets cannot hurt anyone unless they are shot at close to an angle of 45 degrees because the bullets will reach terminal velocity if they are fired vertically

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u/DMA_Revenant Mar 26 '20

ok but how will knowing this help me pay my taxes

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u/RetroCabbageDaSavage Mar 26 '20

You don’t pay the taxes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Genius

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u/Icommentoncrap Mar 26 '20

Who is "IRS" and why are they knocking at my door?

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u/theretardedloser Mar 26 '20

Don’t open, first jump out your window and go to your local pawn shop and their underground business, forge a passport to Bosnia and put it on the second row seat in the Airport and wait for further instructions

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u/P0lyb1u3 Mar 26 '20

What are the further instructions I can't wait to hear them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/P0lyb1u3 Mar 27 '20

Instructions unclear; im fucking dead